Name: Classified although my nickname is Loni

Age: Old enough for this page to be legal

I live in the U.S. so if I write a Harry Potter story, sorry if I'm a little off. Um, my favorite color is various shades of green and my dogs name is Sprinkelz (spelled as is). And if your wondering He's sooo not a girl. In fact if he knew you thought that he'd be highly offended. I'm not the girliest person around, according to this one test im a guy. I also have an annoying habit of calling everyone dude.

I'm addicted to: Hot Fries, Pizza, Fruit punch soda, Milky ways, Rollercoasters

I love to: Play Basketball, Rap, Geek with friends, win, do sit-ups

I Hate: People who don't know when to shut up, Broccolli, brussell sprouts, asapragus, mustard, horse radish, losing, push-ups

HEADS UP: When I write this they normaly take on a life of its own, I might know how it starts off but I have no Idea how it ends.

Constructive critisism is to make you better. Flames are saying i envy you. ~Anonymous

Awesome quotes:

"Love consists of being stupid together." - Paul Valéry.

"To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing."-Anonymous

"I never wanted to be different; I just wanted to be me" ~Unknown~

"Constructive critisism is to make you better. Flames are saying I envy you." -Anonymous

"Death is but the next great adventure" ~Albus Dumbledore~

Various Characters:

Draco Malfoy- Misunderstood, he never had the possibility of not becoming a deatheater because what Lucious says goes.

Edward Cullen- Stalker, The only reason he took instrest in Bella was because he couldn't hear her on else she just would have been a girl who smelled good.

Bella Swan- Selfish and weak, She leads a guy on then leaves him for a guy who made her want to kill herself(that's smart!) then continues to toss him to the side when she wants something else.

Pansy Parkinson- Slut, She to me comes off like a girl who gets around if you catch my drift.

Albus Dumbledore-STRAIGHT, No matter what J.K. Rowling says Dumbledore just says things that lead you to believe he's straight, like in the first book "I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."

The girl you just called fat? She is starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hrs in the mirror putting on makeup hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped is abused enough at home. That girl you bully has been bullied since kindergarten. The boy you have been calling a ‘vampire’ has a serious medical condition that causes him to have pale skin. The girl you have been bullying online is almost at edge of her existence and is ready to take it into her own hands.

Stereotyping everyone around you is bullying. When you see someone getting bullied make sure you don’t stand by. When you see someone crying don’t just walk past them. (copy&paste if you agree)

This one is pretty mean but I've always found it funny.

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

These are some of my favorite bands: Skillet, The Ready Set, 3 Doors Down, All Time Low, Sick Puppies, coldplay, Seether