Aryn... Ello buddies! HEHEHEHE srry, I'm hyper. So I'm here finally, to update our profile. We still have all those things in common, but I don't do that 'Ron/Tonks' thing... that was a jk. (joke for all of you who were wondering out there.)

Em(Sparrow's Swann): Hey there. Yes, hyper indeed (gives Aryn weird look). Ah huh...welp (HA! WHELP! Ahem.), we're here just to...do stuff. And be weird. And make you bored and...tell you 'bout us. Yep. :)

Aryn Yes, ello agian... okay, so here are the few things we have in common that I can remember at this time in hyperness.(HEHAHEHA) Okay so we like all the POTC movies and all the HP movies plus Eight Below which she just watched about and half hour ago, for the first time... Got to go for two minutes.

Em: Yeah...Eight Below, good movie (wipes eyes and sniffs). Where were we? Ah, things in common. Do we even have that much? Well, the ships, and all...I'm rambling. Sorry. Anyways...(Shut up, Ayrbear!) to the SHIPS! (Ha...ships...ha ha...ha?)

~POTC~

Lizzie x Jack (I took her to the theater and she got converted! W00T!)

Will x OC (See Sparrow's Swann profile for the full story...in short, he has William Turner Jr. Syndrome...bad. Cuz he's Will. Shutting up. SHUT UP, AYRBEAR!)

Gillette x OC (She has yet to read Rules of Engagement...Mwahahahahahaha!)

Barbossa x Tia(That would be mine... also known as Aryn. HAHAHAHAHAHA Srry)

Em: Erm...'kays. Here goes Aryn, because she is being all pushy and whiny and hyper. She's gonna end up biting my arm off, I swear. Related to the bloody kraken. Grrr...

Aryn (you can call me ayrbear if you can be my buddy) HEHEHE I NEED A PIXIE STICK! srry... inside jk. k' now I go to HP what do you call them, oh yea, ships.

~HP~

Harry x Hermione (And Em converted me to that. I have no idea what I was at be4 ?)

Ron x Luna (The two weirdos together!)

Ginny x Draciee (HEHEHE I'm evil, yes I know.)

Neville x OC (you will see in my next fic)

Seamus x Abby (aka oc you'll see in The Silver Arrows on portkey.org)

I think that's all... Em will say all the ones that I missed cause she's all like Hermione all prissy and perfect like that... AAAAAHHHHHH I'M BEING ATTACKED HELP feebly hehehe

Em:Okay. Let's just pretend that I don't know you. Then maybe you'll get normal. (She feels so rejected ;)

Welp (HAHAHA! WHELP! Ha...ha...ha?)...She's getting all "Let's go write (so-rry) fanfictions." So, I'll just keep torturing her with a ridiculously long ending. She wrote an email and I think that I can get her back for it.

Aryn yeah, right like you're ever going to be able to get back at me... okay I'm ending this right now... See 'yall' later! Now here's a good ending

TTFN

Em: Ahem...I totally am not related to her. (Well, obviously...)

Anyways, we'll each put in two of our favorite quotes to end (CUZ I WANNA!) and you can read and be merry. They'll be changed every month/week...yeah. So here's Aryn, and then me, and then...yeah. AND I GET TO SAY SOMETHING AT THE VERY ENDDDD! Ahem.

Aryn Okay then... (seriouly, we're not related. HAHA SIRIUSLY! LOL)

My favorite lines of the DMC

Me? I'm a dishonest man and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... honestly. It's the honest ones you've got to watch out for, you never know when they are going to do something incredibly, stupid.~CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow

(I have to think now. You're MAKING ME THINK! GGGGGGGGRRRRRRR)

Say say...pokes Will jakja hellko makes snipping movements snip snip really small voice save me! ~CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow to the really weird cannibals... HEHEHE cannon balls:& hehe

HEHEHE Well that's all folks! TTFN from ayrbear

Em: Nice, very nice, ayrbear.Hmmm...pondering...

(Still pondering...)

(Yep, STILL pondering...)

(Almost done pondering...)

GOT IT!

You know, Lizzie, those clothes don't flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing, and I don't happen to have a dress in my cabin.~Jack (Have I mentioned that I totally ship JE? Cuz I totally do.)

Curiosity. Youlong to do what you want because you want to do it; to act on selfish impulse. One day, you won't be able to resist.~Jack (Curiosity is the best scene in the whole movie. The kiss is only second cuz of the chains. ANYWAYS...)

Well, siging out...

Siriusly, savvily yours,

Sparrow's Swann (Em)and coatrack415995 (Aryn)

bibi

and ttfn