![]() Hello! Here's my profile, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to write here. So just read the stuff I type please! Name:They call me Kya. Age: 11(Too young, right?) Gender: Female Occupation: Student and writer Favorite Shows/Movies: The Smurfs, Sonic X, Pokemon, iCarly, CSI: Miami, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Wipeout, Goodluck Charlie, Hannah Montana, Digimon, Spongebob, Scooby-Doo, Pita-Ten, Victorious, Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Rock-a-Doodle, Kung Fu Panda 1 & 2. Favorite Books: Nickolas Flamel, Inkheart series, anything to do with adventure, and supernatural, manga, Pita-Ten series, Warriors saga. Favorite Music: Disney, Country, Rock and Roll, Classic, Pokemon themes, 1rst Digimon theme, Pop. Favorite Groups/Singers: Evanesense, Three days Grace, Rascal Flatts, Cheetah Girls, Nickelback, Lady Antebellum, Story of the Year, Santana, Skillet, Fireflight, Bon Jovi, Carrie Underwood, Martina McBride, Tracy Lawrence, Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, Britt Nicole, Demi Lavoto, Taylor Swift. Favorite Characters: Brainy Smurf, Marvin the Martian, Shadow the Hedgehog, Lord Shen, The Soothsayer, The Duke, Hunch, Rouge the Bat, Mephiles the Dark, Tails, Cosmo, Galaxina, Earthia, Tikal, Shade, Knuckles, Molly, Maria, Bokkun, Paul, Lilly, Meta Knight, Sword, Blade, Kirby, Escargoon, Horatio Caine, Carly, Sam, Freddy, Spencer, Spencer Reed, Gibbs, Abby, Zeva, Gatomon, Wizardmon, Kari, Demidevimon, Dawn, Dusk, Shia, Nya, Misha, Spongebob, the Chameleon, lots of others. Favorite Pokemon: Zorua, Zoroark, Chimchar, Monferno, Infernape, Piplup, Bulbasaur, Sneasal, Scizor, Scyther, Celebi, Mew, Mewtwo, Latios, Latias, Giratina, Dialga, Primal Dialga, Mesprit, Uxie, Azelf, Articuno, Lugia, Manaphy, Eevee, Eeveelutions, Grovyle, Dusknoir, Sableye, Jirachi, Pikachu, Pichu, Raichu, Tangela, Slugma, Vulpix, Pidgeotto, Rattata, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Darkrai, Cresselia, Riolu, Lucario, Plusle, Minun, the new Isshu starters (not sure how to spell their names), Mudkip, Weavile, Togepi, Togetic, Togekiss, Aerodactyl, Charmander,Guardivoir, Gengar, Medicham, Skitty, Zangoose, Seviper, Meowth, Croagunk, Quilava, Electabuzz,Ghastly, Mightyena, Ninetails, Poochyena. Favorite Pass Times: TV, writing, daydreaming, making Youtube videos, reading, video games, listening to music. Favorite Video Games: Smurfvillage, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic 06, Kirby and the Magic Mirror, Kirby Superstar Ultra, Pokemon games, Children of Mana, Harvest Moon, Kingdom Hearts 365 of however many days. Favorite Sonic Couples: Shadouge- These two are awsome together! Mephadow- There are more fans than you think. These two are the only couple like this I support, and even then I have my limits. Mephouge- Same limits as Mephadow. Taismo- The two are PERFECT for eachother. Sonamy- They're perfect for eachother. No if's, and's or but's about it. Knikal (KnucklesxTikal)- They're both echidnas, they're from the same tribe, they look cute together. What more do you need? Pokemon Couples: Ash and Misty Seriously, how can no one think of them as a couple? They're totally cute together. Grovyle and Celebi (PMD): The two are perfect for eachother, and they are SO cute! My top ten favourite things 1. Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, and Super Smash Bros(good grief, now it's a four-way-tie) 2. Ice cream 3. Reading 4. Hanging out with my very cool friends 5. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess 6. Reading hilarious fanfictions 7. After Eight chocolates (Mmmmm, yum!) 8. The Big Bang Theory (Bazinga FTW!!!) 9. Those little heart-shaped marshmallows you get on Valentine's Day 10. Twizzlers COPY AND PASTE: I am a Shadow Fangirl, because he's freakin' hot! He's cool, dark, and mysterious, so we love him a lot! He has red eyes and power, and so as you can see. I am a Shadow Fangirl, for all eternity! Copy and Paste this into your profile if you're one too! LONG LIVE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird ana a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain, but I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. "Friends are like flowers...they are either close to your heart or grow on you" Fun Stuff: Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Nami-san625, xX--Dea-Of-Letum--Xx, Kiki-Author-Sama, losethemask, Puddles and Dust, rexy-plexy95, Nile's Daughter, xXAzethiaXx If you think that being yourself is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your arse off. 95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this onto profile. If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart, or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever fantasized about being in an anime, put this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. Stereotypes must DIE! If you agree, copy and paste the following into your profile, and put the ones YOU are in bold: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (for the record, it's called cosplaying ;P) I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have failed a grade. I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST be racist. I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart I like Anime, so I MUST not have any friends I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease Another list: Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. War does not determine who is right, only who is left. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic. A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water. If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress? Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. While the early bird gets the worm, remember that the second mouse gets the cheese. Joke time: What type of car would Alphonse Elric drive? A Nissan! (Major kudos to you if you get it!!) 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this is you profile If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. Many people fell for the trick that the person that played Yugi was a girl and the person that played Timmy was a young boy. if you're one of those people who LOOK at the credits and know the voice actors, paste this in your profile If your one true love is an Anime, Book, or Movie character, copy and paste. If you have the disease Arachnophobia, not the organization, copy and paste. If you knew what I mean above, copy and paste. If you think Death the Kid needs some SERIOUS therapy, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you wish there was more romance/ heat in the anime Soul Eater. Copy and paste this into your profile if you copied and pasted at least one of these things into your profile. Copy and paste if you support the pairing JustinxMaka even though it's canon! Copy and paste this if you're on team Edward... ELRIC! Then write your name to prove that Edward Cullen just isn't as sexy as Edward Elric. Theiving Alchemist, xXAzethiaXx The awkward moments in the car when you look at the driver in the car next to you, to find they were already starring right back at you... O.O To Edward Elric: BWAHAHAHAHA IM TALLER THAN U YOU FULLMETAL PIPSQUEAK!!!! :D HAH BURNNN AND IM YOUNGER THAN U!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!! To Roy and Riza: u two better get married now or im going to find a deep hole, jump in it, fall in amestris, and SLAP U BOTH UNTIL YOU DO!!!!! To Maka Albarn: no one rly likes u. a friend of mine only likes u for ur legs T.T but shes weird like tht To Sushi Cat!: I WANNA HUG CHUUU!!!!! XDDD To Milk and Banananas: i hate u. go die in a hole somewhere T.T To My Violin: WHY IS YOUR E STRING BROKEN?!??!! WAT HAS THE LETTER E EVER DONE TO YOU?!?! To Death the Kid: kid, your gonna need some SERIOUS theraphy. To Winnie the Pooh and Tigger: WANNA HEAR A JOKE?!?! XDD (wigglytuff and ms. michael jackson obsessed: *facepalm* oh no) WHY DID TIGGER LOOK IN THE TOILET?!?!? TO FIND POOH!!! XDD HAHAHAHAHA!!!! (pooh and tigger: ...?) To Winry Rockbell: get a shirt and some theraphy u crybaby :| To All the Ninjas in the World:if only guys can be samurai, y cant only girls be ninja? thats not fair! its complete racism u jerkfaces!! pooheads!!! To Jayfeather: u may be emo, but let me just say, I STILL LUFFLES U ANYWAYS!!!! XDDD To Badgerpaw: in honor of u, i changed my middlename to badgerfang :3 To Whitestorm and Flametail: WHY DID U TWO HAFTA DIE!!!! DX U TWO WER SO COOL!!!!! To Myself: y the heck am i doing this? Which Hetalia character are you? The Axis Powers North Italy (Feliciano Vargas) [X]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) (*cough cough* RIZA HAWKEYE *cough cough*) [ ]You're very stoic and serious. Japan (Kiku Honda) ]You're very mature ( Depends...) The Allied Forces The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) ]You love hamburgers. The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) ]You like tea. (I HATE tea) France (Francis Bonnefoy) [ ]You're very affectionate. (noo...) Russia (Ivan Braginski) [X]You had a very sad childhood. China (Wang Yao) [ ]You're very mature. (no.) Other Characters Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [X]You are very well-raised. Canada (Matthew Williams) [X]You're often ignored by people. Cuba [ ]You smoke. Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry) [X]You have a potty-mouth. (When no one is around to listen to me) Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [X]You're very loyal. Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) [ ]You're very flamboyant. Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) ]You're quite mean-spirited. (depends on who it is) Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) [X]You are clueless about things around you. South Italy (Lovino Vargas) [X]You tend to overreact a lot. (hehe its fun!) (5/10) Found this somewhere. It's actually really cool, provided you FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS and GO WITH YOUR INSTINCTS. Now try it! Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Stephanie 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Steizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Purple Kitty XD 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Nichole Kya 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Bunsterr 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink):Red Lemonade 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Tnoekcn 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Ann... 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Castiel Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives. School for 12 years, College for 4 years, Work until you retire at 65, become a old mindless fatlump. Great . There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life. And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F. If 2012 does begin to happen ..We'll just have Chuck Norris interrupt it The guy who discovered milk, what the hell was he doing with the cow? A: having sex becuz he was lonely When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. God must love stupid people; He made so many. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. The trouble with life is there's no background music. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name A: Hot If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile! If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret, michikoneko, Midnight Tornado, SkytheHawk, AnimeGirl1220. Theiving Alchemist, xXAzethiaXx If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others. I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool) Ultra Drama Queen (R.I.P dudes and dudettes that died that fateful day, may God bless your souls), Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, Midnight Tornado, SkytheHawk (Rest in peace everyone), AnimeGirl1220 (Rest in Peace), Theiving Alchemist(so sad :( , xXAzethiaXx(My entire family died, cept me cause I was at home with my Gramma. RIP, Mama, Papa...) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Open up Microsoft Word. Put the font on 42, and type in Q33 NY (The plane no. of the 9/11 bombing and the initials of New York). Highlight what you typed, then change the font to Wingdings. If the result made the hair on the back of your neck stand up, copy and paste. Copy and paste this if you represnt anyone of these Vocaliod character. (Bold ones are YOU!) I am a Miku- The type of girl that has a new boyfriend every second and trys to take up the spotlight. I am a Rin- Violent and jeolous and pull other people into my problem. I am a Len- The smart, sane one. (Whoever said I was sane?) I am a Meiko- Who loves beer, beating up a certian blue-haired ice cream freak, and loves beer. I am a Kaito- Loves ice cream like there is no tomorrow and always gets abused for one reason or another. (i..im not short u meanies!) I am a Gakupo- A pervert who likes eggplant and gets beaten down by a certain tuna-lover. I am a Luka-A woman with a huge bust, loves fish and beats down a certain pervert. I am a Gumi- A person who is unliked because she looks like a certain someone. I am a Teto- Loud, chidish and hyper-active. (for the firetruckin win) I am a Haku- A person that whines about how horrible her life is and drinks sake. (at home... yes...) I am a Neru- Violent and tsundere person. Who loves to text 24/7 I am a Dell- a workholic that get's easily pissed off and loves to smoke. (welcome to asian world people. welcome to asian world) I am a Rui- Lady-like at first galance...but a raging yandere-manic when someone goes near her man. I am a Rei- Smart, but gets angry when someone goes near his woman. (i like rui and rei xD bwahah-oc) I am a Tako Luka- something weird and freaky. So freaky that nonody would wat to go near it...but at the same time has cute moments. (OH MY FRICKIN GROUNDHOGS LOL) I am a Miki- A person who loves cherries and has the almost same voice as gumi. (i sing so low for a girl its scary... CHERRIES FTW OH YEAH!) I am a Yuki- Cute! I am a sweet ann- A person with sicthing across her/his neck, who loves fried chicken and dosen't not know how to speak japanese. (B3) On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on the bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo,KaLSaR! lol! AlvinNBrittney, Sergeant Daniel, .-TsukixSoul-.-Forever-., AnimeGirl1220, Theiving Alchemist, xXAzethiaXx If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever tried to tuck hair behind your ear and poked yourself in the eye copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects copy this into your profile. For me crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting that you're doing with the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest then start laughing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions copy this into your profile. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese why aren't two mooses called meese? Or when two foots are feet why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm also random! If you are random copy and paste this into your page. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question put this on your profile. If your hyper, and like being hyper all the time, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever talked out loud to voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy this into your profile. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything put this in your profile! If you have ever ran into a door or shut the door on your hand copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it put this on your profile. It's better to be crazy, you have more fun that way. If you agree copy and paste to your profile. If ya feel like talkin' like a gangsta' sometimes copy an' paste this to ya profile. If you think the Hunger Games Movie is going to be just as good as Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe that your as smart as Athena copy and paste onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid obvious question copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this on your profile! If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. 99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yoai pairings, put this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people thinking that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile REMEMBER WHEN ... Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now If you think the little lucky charms dude should just stop running and hand over the Lucky Charms put this in your profile!! Put these in your pro if u've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOU STEP SIGN pulled when the door says push ever walked into a wall before and/or fell off a chair backwards. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile While I'm not one of those crazed fan girls who wants to eat Nightcloud's heart out, I really hate the whole CrowXNight thing. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't love her. He just randomly picked a she-cat and grabbed her while saying, "Uh, yeah. See guys, I'm loyal! I had kits with... uh, what's her name again? Oh yeah, Nightcloud! I love her now, not my beloved Leafpool!" If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Blazingstar of ThunderClan: Spottedwind19: Spottedstar of NatureClan: Stardust98, Radius Flame, xXAzethiaXx If you believe Hollyleaf is insane, crazy, and obsessed with the Warrior Code to an unhealthy degree, and you were even relieved when she FINALLY died and left the Clans to be in peace... copy and paste this into your profile. Sorry, Hollyleaf fans! (I am a fan of Hollyleaf but I do think she was a little over religious . . .) Insanity is a privilege. If you agree, copy and past this onto your profile. If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile. 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP" (Please don’t flame me JB fans. I respect you, but I think this is hilarious. Incus . . . don’t scold me . . .) 10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirt. Emmy and her parents,Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the cermony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirt, Braveheart, and Shinningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, alliekat626, Spottedstar of NatureClan, Stardust98, and Radius Flame. (So sad.), xXAzethiaXx This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this! If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, maplepelt,hollypaw,skygaze, Roseheart, Blazingstar of ThunderClan, Spottedwind19, Stardust98, and Radius Flame, xXAzethiaXx Caution: If you don't want to possibly de don't read this next part. I really don't like these but they scare me so ya. Don't read it please...I made you curious huh?: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (Do you want to be suffocated?) They hurt her..." About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. 65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile. If you have ever cried when your favourite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. This is Bunny. (\_/) () () () () Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) ()_() ()_() ()_() ()_() JOIN THE DARK SIDE! THEY HAVES COOKIES! (\ /) /l、 This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination too Your a book-aholic if... You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??) You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. Your idol is a character from a book. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. I live in my own little word. But that's okay; they know me here. If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile If you like to repeat things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste onto you're profile. If you are crazy one minute, then calm, then stupid, then smart, and lastly angry, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. To come out, copy this into your profile I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page. IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPYAND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!! IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPYAND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! IF YOU LOVE ZARTER, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!! If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!! If you will always believe CARTER KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!! If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile If you honestly pray to the Egyptian/ Greek Gods, copy/paste this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love reading really long books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile. If your parents love to embarrass you, copy and paste this on your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are worthy of calling yourself weird! If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. if u r totally (I LIKE FISHPONIES!!) random ( zebra have stripes) copy this! If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this If you lie about your age often, copy this. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you!” If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Heaven doesn't want me and Hades is afraid I'll take over. Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. ╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to protect nature I promise to remember Chiron I promise to remember Thalia I promise to remember Bianca I promise to remember Zoe Yes I promise to remember PJO 1. Put your Ipod on shuffle. 2. For each question press the next button to get your awnswer. 3. Write down that awnswer no matter how silly it sounds. 1. What is your motto? Let the rain fall 2. What do your freinds think of you Pushing me away 3. What do you think about very often? All in 4. What is 2+2? Together 5. What do you want to be when you grow up? Glamorous That was strangely . . . O.K. . . Favorite Funny Quotes Of everything I've lost, my mind is the thing I miss the most. It's better to be crazy, you simply have more fun that way. Well behaved girls seldom make history . . . SO GO CRAZY! Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that. You cry I cry, you laugh I laugh, you jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder. There is a fine line between smart and crazy. I have erased that line. Being weird is better than to be normal. It's always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I've found it? Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.” Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs. You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing. An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Join the dark side. We have cookies! I's the dark side. DID YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO GIVE YOU COOKIES? Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't. Wisdom makes the answer clearer, shows what must be done. Confidence is the feeling you get before you understand the situation properly. I find "good morning" a contradictory sentence. If you never succeed on the first try, never go skydiving. A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge. Most people I know are alive because it's illegal to shoot them. And vice versa. I don't need your attitude, idiot. The voices in my head are enough. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Earth first. We'll screw up other planets later. I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. When in doubt, make up words! Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me? Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery There's this thing called life, and I'm addicted to it. Sorry, but I'm not taking a bullet for you kids. I used all my sick days so I called in dead. You're just jealous becasue I'm the only one the voices talk to. An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram ofTEAM... Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not. Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon! I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. I hear voices, and they don't like you. Normal people worry me. I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."" I didn't fail 10,000 times; I just found 10,000 ways that won't work." You talk to me like I care what you're saying. When the world says 'give up', it means you should have given up an hour ago. I guess I have to put some serious ones on to . . . "Before you try to change others, remember how hard it is to change yourself"-Bill Bluestein "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when open."-Thomas Dewar "Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you stand."-Hayley Williams "The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself."-Steve Martin "When the world says 'give up,' hope whispers 'Try it one more time.'"-Carolyn Agrimis 'Do not go where the path may lead, instead go where there is no path and leave a trail."-Ralph Waldo Emerson Random Joke What does the squirrel sing? A: Nu, nu, nut, nut, nut,nu, nu (To the tune of the funky chicken) Top ten favorite book characters. 1. Nevva Winters 2. Valkyrie Cain 3. LeafPool 4. Donia 5. Tanith Low 6. Johanna 7. Silena Beaurgard 8. Thalia Grace/Artemis 9. IvyPool 10: China Sorrows Top ten favorite video game characters. 1. Zelda 2. Daisy 3 Bowser 4. Saria 5. Midna 6. Malon 7. Epona 8. Link 9. Golden godesses (Din, Nayru, Farore) 10. Anju Top 66 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15. Swat at flies that don't exist. 16. Tell people that you can see their aura. 17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" 27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering. 28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. 29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. 30. Throw a rave. 31. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." 32. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". 33. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. 34. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'" 35. Have a heated debate with yourself. 36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. 37. Drum on every available surface. 38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. 39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. 40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. 41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. 42. Propose to the other passengers. 43. Challenge people to duels. 44. Sell girl scout cookies. 45. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." 46. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. 47. Shout "Food fight!" 48. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" 49. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 50. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. 51. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce! 52. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" 53. Shave. 54. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. 55. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. 56. Practice your kung fu. 57. Make race car noises when people get on and off. 58. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" 59. Fly a model airplane. 60. Do yoga. 61. Play the accordion 62. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. 63. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. 64. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. 65. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." 66. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. 1. Zelda 2. Daisy 3. Nevva 4. Courtney 5. Link 6. Valkyrie Cain 7. Fletcher Renn 8. Saint Dane 9. Annabeth Chase 10. Nico di Angelo What if 7 started singing the national anthem at random? Creepy, creepy indeed . . . Is 2 cuter then 5? God, no . . . Link is supposed to be the idol of cuteness. . . What would happen if 1 started dating 8’s mother? It would never happen. I'm not a fan of Yaoi/Yuri either. But for funs sake, Zel would end up very dead . . . Who could bench-press more? 6 or 10? Can’t tell. Probably Val. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. until we get there we will not know what 2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Feather hair extentions. 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? Wizards of Waverly Place 4.Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:30 5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:23 6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Music 7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Cant remember 8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Fanfiction. 9.What are you wearing A t-shirt and shorts 10.Did you dream last night? no 11.When did you last laugh? When I was on the phone. 12.What is on the walls of the room you are in? A light switch 13.Seen anything weird lately? No . . . 14. What do you think of this quiz? OK. . . 15. What is the last film you saw? Don’t force me to remember . . . 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? All the books I could want. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: No 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I’d own the world . . . 19. Do you like to dance? I like to spin around. 20. George Bush: Uh . . . 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Jasmine. 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Robert. 1. How did you get one of your scar I have a scar? 2. What is on the walls in your room? Posters, mirrors. 3. What would your name be if you were of the opposite gender? Stephen 4. What type of music do you listen to? What I feel like. If I’m angry I bring out hard rock and if I’m sad I bring out whatever’s depressing. 5. Do you know what time you were born? 12:02 am 6. What do you want more than anything right now? A taco 7. What do you miss the most? My fluffy pillow that blew up last night . . . 8. What is your most prized possession(s)? My books and my ipod. Oh! My 3ds with a limited time edition Zelda case. My ocarina of time game. Or my purple wii . . . Oh! I know now! My most prized possession is my cookie! 10. Do you get claustrophobic? When I’m sick. 11. Do you get scared of the dark? I’m scared of what hides in it . . . 12. The last person that made you cry? I don’t cry, I’m a strong person. 13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl? Umm . . . 14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite gender? Brown hair Green/Blue eyes. 15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? Umm... 16. Coffee or energy drink? Energy drink. 17. What is your favourite pizza topping? Bacon and Mushroom. One day I will finish eating the MushroomKingdom. 18. if you could eat anything right now, what would it be? What do you think? You made me think about pizza, I want pizza! 19. What's your sunsign? Dunno, if its like Zodiac then Scorpio. 20. Your favourite season and why? Winter. You can roll around in the snow like an idiot. You also don’t have to worry about bugs . . . 21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received? My cookie . . . 22. Do you like anybody? YOU WILL TELL HIM. I DON’T TRUST YOU!!! 23. Are you double jointed? Nowhere. It kind of sucks, I have a friend who has dj thumb and another one that can bend her knee backwards at a 90 degree angle without any pain. 24. Favourite clothing brand? Firefly. Man I can see so many kids putting DC right now . . . 26. Do you have a pet? Yes. 27. What kind is it? 2 dogs and a cat. 28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving? Doesn’t the heroine always fall deeper in love when she tries to stay away? 29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? Be near them and just say it. 30. Write a number from one to a hundred: 7 31. Blonds or brunettes Blonettes 32. What is the one number you call most often? My best friend. 33. What annoys you most? People who are so against a single person, that person buys something and suddenly it’s super lame. Nike is out peeps I bought a Nike bike. At least I set a trend! People who before class already know who they are going to be partners without even asking that person . . . 34. Have you been out of the USA I live in Canada folks . . . 35. Your weaknesses? Candy 36. Met anyone famous? Sadly, no. 37. First job? Papers 38. Ever made a prank call? I am ashamed of those I did . . . They were horrible and easily they discovered it was me . . . 40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Reading. 41. Have you ever had surgery? Yes. 42. What do you get complimented about most? Spelling and reading. 43. Have you ever had braces? Never and hope it stays that way. 44. What do you want for your birthday? Mario Kart 3DS 45. How many kids do you want? 2 at most. 46. Were you named after someone? An Egyptian princess. 47. Do you wish on stars? No . . . I wish on the moon! 49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Dove. My hair is already growing wings. 50. Do you like your handwriting? It’s really sloppy and loopy. I like it though because it’s my own style! 51. What is your favourite lunch meal? Grilled cheese. 52. Any bad habits? Stay up real late. 53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? Hannah Montana 54. if you were another person, would you be friends with you? The question is would you be friends with you? In that answer lays this answer. Figure it out! 56. Do looks matter? Sometimes. 57. How do you release anger? Blast music and spin. 58. Where is your second home? At home. 60. What was your favourite toy as a child? My stuffed Stitch. 61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone? 1 62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? Yeah. 63. Do you use sarcasm? No I like cookies! (Figure it out yourself.) 64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese? Macaroni and cheese. 65. What do you look for in a guy? I’m dating? 66. What are your nicknames? Munchkin. (I like to eat. ALOT.) 68. What's your favourite television show? WOWP or Wizards of Waverly Place. 69. What was your actual SAT score? Haven't givenSATtests 70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour? Cookies N Cream. 71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yes 72. When was the last time you worked out? I don't work out, really. 73. Did you notice there was no question 64? Its there actually. 74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car? 150 75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? Up to them 76. What are you listening to? Hope by Miku Hatsune 77. Last thing you drank? Soda 78. Last person you talked to on the phone? My Mum 79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same gender? Usually their eyes and looks. But looks do not matter to me. 80. Favourite thought-provoking song? Raise your glass! 81. Favourite thing to hate? My book shelf. It doesn’t have enough space to fit all of my books so I must pile some on the floor! 82. Favourite month of the year? July 83. Favourite zodiac sign? Scorpio 85. What is your hair colour? Dirty Blonde. With purple streaks. 86. Eye colour? Blue . . . as the sea is. (OmG! I have the same eye colour as Percy! 89. Favourite fast food restaurant? Mcdonald’s 90. Do you like sushi? No am I supposed to? 91. Last thing you watched? I haven’t watched TV in three weeks. I can’t remember. 92. Favourite day of the year? My birthday. 93. Play any musical instruments? Recorder. My music teacher forced me to learn it. 94. Republican or Democrat? Idk 95. Kisses or hugs? HUGS. 96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships 97. What was the last thing you bought? A limited edition Zelda protection case for my 3Ds. 98. What kind of car do you have? I don’t even have my driver’s licence. 99. What book are you reading? Unmarked 100. Describe your love life: Single. Your boy side You love hoodies. X Total: 12 You’re Girl Side You wear lip gloss/stick. X Total: 16 PREP You own a cell phone. Total : 7 GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. X Total : 4 PUNK You can skateboard. X GEEK You love the computer. X Total : 8 EMO You cut yourself over depression GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. X Total : 3 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music X (Radio turned up to fourteen!) Total: 8 . . . ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. Total :1 Never go to bed early. Stay up and plot revenge. Reality is for those who lack imagination. There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird cult. They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles. Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and i thought... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING? You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me. I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. I dont have a short attention span, I just- ooh, a kitty! Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed be a Greek god, obtain a sychophant, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible. You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us... I'm tripping you. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. DO IT. I SAID DO IT! Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Apollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun. BEST. GOD. EVER. (Don't smite me Zeus!!) Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO and Justin Bieber Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. (Pan, R.I.P) Sparky. Jason's nickname according to kittykate1787 30 reasons why girls are the best: 1. We got off the Titanic first. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read&ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! Stories: This actually worked for me. It completely freaked me out! But it's still really cool. This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress This is a true story and it will give you the At the prodding of my friends I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor and I am a former elementary school music teacher from DesMoines , Iowa . I have always supplemented my income by teaching piano lessons - something I have done for over 30 years. During those years I found that children have many levels of musical ability, and even though I have never had the pleasure of having a prodigy, I have taught some very talented students. However, I have also had my share of what I call 'musically challenged' Robby was 11 years old when his mother (a single mom) dropped him off for his first piano lesson. I prefer that students (especially boys) begin at an earlier age, which I explained to Robby. But Robby said that it had always been his mother's dream to hear him play the piano, so I took him as a student. Well, Robby began his piano lessons and from the beginning I thought it was a hopeless endeavor. As much as Robby tried, he lacked the sense of tone and basic rhythm needed to excel. But he dutifully reviewed his scales and some elementary piano pieces that I require all my students At the end of each weekly lesson he I only knew his mother from a distance as she dropped Robby off or waited in her aged car to pick him up. She always waved and smiled, but never dropped in. Then one day Robby stopped coming for his Several weeks later I mailed a flyer recital to the students' homes. To my surprise, Robby (who had received a flyer) asked me if he could be in the recital. I told him that the recital was for current pupils and that He told me that his mother had been sick and unable to take him to his piano lessons, The night of the recital came and the high school gymnasium was packed with parents, relatives and friends. I put Robby last in the program, just before I was to come up and thank all the students and play a Well, the recital went off without a hitch, the students had been practicing and it showed. Then Robby came up on the stage. His clothes were wrinkled and his hair looked as though he had run an egg beater through it. 'Why wasn't he dressed up like the other students?' I thought. 'Why didn't his mother at least make him comb his hair for this Robby pulled out the piano bench, and I was surprised when he announced that he had chosen to play Mozart's Concerto No. Never had I heard Mozart played so well by anyone his age. After six and a half minutes he ended in a grand crescendo, and everyone was on their feet in wild applause! Overcome and in tears, I ran up on stage and put my arms ' Through the microphone Robby explained: 'Well, Miss Honor ... Remember I told you that my mom was sick? Well, she actually had cancer and passed away this morning. And well ... She was born deaf, so tonight was the first time she had ever heard me play, and I wanted to make it special.' There wasn't a dry eye in the house that evening. As the people from Social Services led Robby from the stage to be placed in to No, I have never had a prodigy, but that night I became a prodigy ... of Robby. He was the teacher and I was the pupil, for he had taught me the meaning of perseverance and love and believing in yourself, and may be Robby was killed years later in the senseless bombing of the Alfred P. Murray Federal Building in Oklahoma City in April, 1995. What will you do? Will you... 1. Forget about it? 2. Repost it? Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or |
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