After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.

Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.

After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

Erik is trying to convince himself he isn't stalking Charles Xavier. Thus far, he's failing. College!Au, featuring the Avengers

After Magneto of an X2-ish future succeeds in the unthinkable, Charles sends his consciousness back to 1962 to guide Erik away from the path that will lead to the genocide of the human race forty years hence. XMFC, Charles/Erik.

A collection of unrelated one-shots. Each chapter is a short story.

Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."

To Orihime, family includes humans, Quincy, a Vizard and a lot of dead people. Family dinners, therefore, are best described as... interesting.

AU. Two years after the Great Game, Moriarty is back and Sherlock couldn't be happier. John could. COMPLETE.

A story about Nanao and Shunsui, and Katen Kyokotsu, and a game. Set just after the Pendulum Arc.

Heaven sucks, even if Sasuke is the only person in the universe who'd think so. Humor, crack!fic, friendship!fic. Oneshot.

The summer heat wave is merciless & Lucy's plans to keep cool take an unexpected change when she comes home to find Grey and Natsu in her living room. One-shot. NatsuxLucyxGrey yup, you saw that right . Mature readers only please.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

-Sir Alanna, this is Sir Leonard McCoy. He’s a healer. He’s, uh, from space.- An STXI/Tortall crossover. First in a series. Gen.

*AU* Ichigo is so NOT gay, so when he goes to the exclusive bordello Club Sakura, will a certain redhead named Renji make him think twice?

Getting to know new neighbours is sometimes a complicated process.

Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.

A twelve-year-old Naruto in a nineteen-year-old body. This can't end well. Naruto/Sasuke

Soi Fon never liked having a lieutenant and when she gets stuck with an ex-Espada as the latest she is anything but pleased. Grimmjow always had problems with authority and a new captain isn't about to change his attitude. The Fourth are on standby...

America and Russia fight and make up.

Five times my title was too long for this site... Jim's a disaster area, and the whole of the Enterprise is aware of this fact. Good thing he's got two best friends to keep him out of trouble. Slightly disgusting. Contains much medical shenaniganery.

General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.

Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings

Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.

Sarah left Jareth nursing a broken heart in the Underground. What she didn't know was his mother was so furious at the state of her son, she set a curse upon Sarah Williams. And the only person who can save her is the Goblin King. rating increased

No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

After living in obscurity for most of his childhood, Naruto finds that in Tokyo, he's ventured too deep into the secret underbelly of a culture not his own. Luckily, aid comes in the form of one mysterious and mortally dangerous demon, Uchiha Sasuke.Sasunaru.

Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut

House is consulted by a secret organization led by a mysterious man who seems to know Wilson just a little too well for House's comfort. A sequel of sorts to "Elemental Forces." Spoilers through House season 5 & Torchwood series 2.

At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.

They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.

Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...

Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!

“Are these leather pants?” Light demanded incredulously. Matsuda waved a careless hand. “You’ll thank me later,” he pledged. Light/L, PWP-ish.

There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.

Light Yagami's metaphors were even worse when he was hungover and had just gotten laid. Light/L.

After a traffic confrontation lands Itachi Uchiha in court, the prodigal son is sentenced to anger management classes and he’s not the only one. Itachi/Sai

Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

A notsoinnocent prank leaves Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya collared and leashed together for an undeterminable time. Now they must learn to work together without killing each other first. Shounenai, yaoi, SxJ.

Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.

What if the Labyrinth really had been just a dream? Too bad Sarah never figured that out, it would have saved writer Jareth Corbett a whole lot of trouble. Or is Sarah really on to something bigger than either of them could have guessed? JS.

Light and L overhear an interesting discussion between the rest of the task force. LxLight, oneshot.

Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito

ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.

Sai, Sakura and Naruto have been having trouble with team work lately and Sai takes it upon himself to fix it, starting with Sakura. Unfortunately, his questionable methods are only made worse by seeking help from Kakashi and Icha Icha. SaiSaku LEMON

Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.

Sometimes Shunsui is not as gentlemanly as he should be towards his Nanao. Lemon.

AU. Nanao chan, look at me. Even if it's just for five minutes, love me. Pretend that all you see in the world is me. Written for BlackVelvetBand's Shunsui Nanao Challenge and part one of the Strictly Ballroom series.

Sakura's curiosity gets the best of her and she finds herself reading one of Kakashi's Icha Icha books. Little does she know that reading it will result in a world of experimentation on both their parts.

Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

A compilation of oneshots with specific characters in situatiations given by readers. You'll get it once you read the first 'chapter'. COMPLETE!

Naruto and his friends are out at a nightclub, and Naruto happens to spot an old 'friend' of his. Unable to resist a challenge, he gives this friend a little taste of the club life. SasuNaru, yaoi, etc.

Shunsui and Rangiku, drinking their way round the Gotei Thirteen.

While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

Abarai Renji, Hisagi Shuuhei, Iba Tetsuzaemon, Madarame Ikkaku. Four thugs, twenty truths.

Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!

NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.

It had always been a game of cat and mouse between Potter and Malfoy. So it was no surprise when things took on a more sexual spin in the end. (HPDM, oneshot, slash)

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

-What, you think that you can attract men with your personality?- My take on all those 'Hermione has a significant summer and is made-over' fics. RHr. One-shot.

After learning his boyfriend has never before been beaten in chess, Katsuya decides to challenge Seto to a game. SetoJou yaoi one-shot

“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.

Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)

A second installment of J.K. Rowlings meets W.S. Gilbert. Percy sings about his up and coming ministry career.

J.K. Rowlings meets W.S. Gilbert.