So, What can I say about myself? I'm 14 years old, I live in England but most of my family live in Ireland. I'm in Year 10 and living through it. Barely.

Kay, update on profile:

The winners of my Fave. Twilight pairing Poll:

In first place...

Edward and Bella!

Second place goes too...

Alice and Bella!

And in third...

I have no idea -- I've lost the results!! I just remembered the others!! xD

Not sure what else to say;; if I do, LOOK HERE (AGAIN!!)

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See ya.

confederate.army.girl

Our Jasper,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the baseball field.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Maria for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The emotions and the hotness,
For ever and ever.

I'd rather be hated for who I am the loved for who I'm not.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

A few days

Who introduced you to the books?

Friend

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Bought Twilight for friend as Christmas present, she loved it, I read it, and then borrowed New Moon from School Library, then I bought Eclipse, and got Breaking Dawn for my birthdayJ

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

ALL OF THEM,

Who's your favorite vampire?

Alice

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

You bit a pillow?! – Bella, Breaking Dawn

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

The wedding scene – “I do”, Breaking Dawn

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella found out Jake imprinted on Nessie + when Bells found out hwat Jake calls Renesmee

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice comes back from getting dressed and gives Bella the garter;-P

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Bella goes to get Edward in NM

Which book cover was your favorite?

BD

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

HALE YEAH!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

New Moon

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Rose AND Ali

Jasper or Alice

Both

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

BOTH

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

BOTH

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie

Charlie or Carlisle

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

CHARLIE!

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires

List You Favoriate 12 Twilight Characters

1-Alice

2-Jasper

3-Seth

4-Emmett

5-Rosalie/Bella

6- Carlisle

7-Charlie

8-Angela

9-Esme

10-Nessie

11- Edward

12-Victoria

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

YES.;)

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YEAH

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

LMFAO!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, a couple.

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

If Alice died...

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

5/8 – Angie, and RoseJ

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

We would have a new threesomeJ

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Seth is blessed as Nessie’s godfather, and Nessie is confused about Jake. She goes to Seth for help.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
No, I don’t think so, but there could be?

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Blood and Fire do not mix.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to Marry One?

Rose and Jasper commit adultery on Alice, and Emmett

12) Does anyone on your friends think Three is hot?

Do I count?!:-P

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

Er,
“EDWARD!!”

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I miss you – Miley Cyrus. When Edward leaves Bella in NM, and Bella becomes a Zombie-Bells, and how Ang sees Bella and her feelings and stuff.

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC LIMES. AND VIOLENCE.

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

I’VE BEEN FOR YOU,- All evening! I am sooooo h!

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Couple of weeks ago;)

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915

Jasper Hale: More emotinal than you since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 1915

Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901

Bella Swan: Clumsier than you since 1987

Jacob Black: More persitant than you since 1989

Seth Clearwater:Cuter than you since 1990

Leah Clearwater:Angrier than you since 1986

Mike Newton: More Oblivious and stupid-er than you since 1987

Friends-

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm (HALF) IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

Sticks and Stones can break my bones,
But words can hurt my inner child.

My name is Sarah
and I am but three
My eyes are swollen
And I cannot see.
I must be stupid.
I must be bad.
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better.
I wish I weren't ugly.
Then maybe my mommy
Would want to hug me.
I can't speak at all.
I can't do a wrong.
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake, I'm all alone
The house is dark.
My folks aren't home.
When mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car!
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the hard wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes.
I'm so afraid now.
I'm starting sry.
He finds me weeping.
He shouts ugly words.
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more.
I finally get free.
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream.
But its much too late--
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please, God, Have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And he heads for the door.
While I lay motionless,
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah,
And I ambut three.
Tonight, my daddy
Murdered me.

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking

"A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'You're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want you, I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die'."

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

the statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if their okay, then it's you

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."- Anonymous

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Dance like no ones watching, sing like no ones listening

Growing old is manditory, but growing up is optional.

"You cry I cry,You laugh I laugh,You jump off a cliff I laugh harder"

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

"When all else fails blow shit up."