If you scroll down you will find some quotes that I think are awesome. I spent moments of my life, moments I will never get back, just writing them down exactly word for word...just for the enjoyment of other ppl...dont flame me for this! Actually take some time to read them. :)

Favorite Anime

D. Gray-Man
Fullmetal Alchemist
Bleach

Favorite Jokes/Quotes From People

I'm never gunna look at a spoon, rusty or not, the same way ever again...-Meghan

You know the worst type of punishment for your kid? Taking a pinch of sand and making them count all the tiny grains of sand by ones- Me

I was pretty popular...until I met YOU-Meghan

Paul: So what you are saying is that if we cut a baby's thumb it would regenerate?
Mr.L: Ok first of all dont do that, and yes it would regenerate
JT: So should we get a baby and cut off a piece of their thumb?

So we have this being in our school, my team made it all pretty and awesome and stuff but Mrs. H didnt like it.
Mrs H: Why does he have a third eye?
Boys in my team: Its so he can have a better view in life
Mrs. H: Why does he have money signs on him?
B: Its because he wants to be sucessful in life
H: Why does he have animals jumping around going up
Girls: It shows that he is shooting for the stars
H: Why does he braided armpit hair?
B: It means that he is not afraid to be himself or look then way he wants to look

Mr. F: Ron if you can eat your veggies, you can grow, so stop standing on my chairs!!

"So it was an unrequinited love between Aeneas and Dido until Cupid came." said Miss Latin teach. "just like between me and George Clooney."
There was an awkward silence
Jake B. goes " Miss L. I feel apprehensive about your teaching skills."
Brett goes "Jake, I believe that your vocabulary improved imperceptbly."
Jake: What can I say? I have an aptitude for it.
JT: Hey that's no fair, Jake gets 2 pieces of candy from Mrs. P and Brett gets 1. And the rest of team 8w doesnt get any.

The only thing that you see in the news are some guy being blown up in Iraq.- Brett

In Social Studies Class:
Mrs P.: "So Farmer Jared gave the troops of the Revolutionary War 1000 dollars worth of crop...what happens then?
Jared: "I eat my shovels because i dont have any money or crops"

Mrs.P: You and your siblings asked money from your parents and you are going to buy somthing like...
Jared: A new shovel?

Gangi: I'm taking a course on sensitivity. I never actually graduated from that class before, they always had to throw me out before the 3rd class. The course is called SMOA
Sensitive
Men
of
America

Gangi: I'll give you a choice: Take off the hat or DIE!

Somebody in the Class: Gangi, what are canings?
Gangi: Canings? Its a punishment that was used in the old days. They would get the little candy canes from the Christmas trees and hang them from your ear. It was a very horrible punishment.

Gangi: I put arsenic in those cookies that you two ate. Guy, How do you feel?
Guy: Uhh...
Gangi: Shane, how bout you?
Shane: I need to go the the nurse...(jokingly)
Gangi: Alright...so we know that its working...so when those two collapse...the rest of you guys will not do anything at all.

Gangi: We CAN'T murder a lion in here!! ...Although...murder in English class is a nice thought...

Gangi: Cam, do you know what i like about you?
Sean, Andy, Brenden: NOTHING!
Gangi: YOU'RE NOT BEING SENSITIVE!

Connor: Gangi, who's our sub?
Gangi: Adolf Hilter

Librarian: You know what happens when you eat in Gangi's class? CRUCIFICATION!

Ganji: Punctuation isn't that difficult to understand...but apparently...SHARPENING YOUR PENCIL IS!! SEAN, HURRY UP!!

Gangi: Touch my foot again and you're DEAD

Meghan: I'm so radiant...I piss excellence.

Jen: Joanne, you are such a good liar
Joanne: Oh...thank you.
Me: Not really, I can tell when she's lying...
~Later~
Christina: You bitch
Joanne: Christina, you know I love you
Me: Wow...Joanne, you're REALLY good at lying. You even had me fooled.

We are all watching Romeo and Juliet
Romeo: JULIET!
Gangi: She's not there...leave a message
Romeo: JULIET!!
Gangi: You are in Mantua, 20 miles away from Verona...I don't think she can hear you.

Sam: Sean, are you going to get your permit?
Gangi: Well, first he needs to get his rabies shot, then we can see if he's up for the permit.

Gangi: I'll keep you in here after the exams if you don't shut up.
David: You can't do that!
Gangi: You wanna bet? Dare me. DOUBLE dog dare me. Wait...Triple dog dare me.
Connor: GASP! David, you have to dare him now.
David: Nah, I'm good.

Me: OH MY GOD! You're short!! What grade are you in?
Random Kid: ...7th
Me: But I've seen 6th graders that are taller than you...
Ani: Jackie, you are so nice...and you haven't even met the kid before.

Gangi: Well, I got my finals from SMOA. Guess what? ...I failed! So now I can go back and be all evil again to the rest of the freshmen that are coming next year.

Gangi: Cam, do you know what I like about you?
Everyone: NOTHING
Gangi: At least they know it