Hola

My name is Hannah and if you call me Hannah Montana I will gauge your eyes out with a spork! (Yes I hate Hannah Montana)

Things to know about me:

I think i have a OCD of obsessing over things. They randomly come and go. I am currently obsessing over:

Twilight series(books)

Transformers (the movie)--awesomest movie ever

Juicy fruit gum(that is the greatest gum ever!)

fanfiction.net

and if I think of anything else Ill put it on here.

Also I think I am ADHD even though the doctor told me otherwise (just kidding) but seriously sometimes I just randomly have a fit of joy. Sounds weird..yes. And dont even come near me when Im reading a good book. When I read new moon and Edward left I went into crazy fit and threw the book at the nearest wall. When I was reading a funny fanfiction I started ROFLMAO and my mom thought I was having a seizure.

ok so now i sound really weird but oh well I think that's really all you need to know about me!

--Twilight Stuff!--

I AM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY ADDICTED TO TWILIGHT,NEW MOON, AND ECLIPSE!!

Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901!
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916!
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843!
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916!
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901!

My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, JASPER!

You know you're obsessed with Twilight if...
-You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!
-You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.
-You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
-You've read Twilight,New Moon, or Eclipse at least 5 times each!
-You check on fanfiction.net 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.
-You think your best friend's crazy for not reading/liking/becoming obsessed with Twilight or New Moon.
-You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas.
-When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.
-Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you!!
-You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.
-You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.

IF YOU HATE JACOB BLACK AND THINK HE SHOULD DIE, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

I like my men pale, immortal and bloodthirsty!! (Hell yeah!)

If you have AACIBD put this in your profile! (Addicted to All the Cullen's Including Bella Disorder!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile aka Twilight

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If edward cullen said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the earth would be dead. Put this on your profile if you'd be one of the dead people!

If you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend (Because he's mine) copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

AV is Addicted to Vampires

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome--I suffer from all these

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward"(or Jasper in my case!) you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it (I write JASPER!!). Crazy is if you randomly go up to some hot guy on the street and tell them that their bronze hair reminds you of Edward Cullen. Crazy is when you still talk to your friends even though they like Jacob Black. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've reread Twilight over sixty times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten a paper cut on your lip from kissing Twilight, copy and paste

If you have ever spazzed out because you'v seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste

If you look around and say: "Where?" because someone said Edward

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you immediately think of the Cullen's playing baseball, copy and paste

You know it is going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. You think so?. Hell that is a good day because it more than likely means that a Cullen caught you!!

Since Edward is a perfect angel, and god created angels, and Carlisle created Edward into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and the fact that everyone of us woke up and saw Carlisle and thought he was God.

And…if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

This is THE BEST drawing of Edward I have ever seen!! visit this website!! just visit and browse because she is a GREAT artist!

Random Copy and Paste things:

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

I used to b normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friendsI'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my pen name)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter,Midnightsun22I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Favorite quotes from Twilight.And If you don't like Twilight, well, you better just stop here because I'm in love with it!!.And with that, BRING ON THE QUOTES!!.

“You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home.” Bella

“I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.” Bella

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."
-Edward Cullen

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."
-Edward Cullen

bella: "no spiders?"
edward: "nope"
bella: "and no radioactivity?"
edward: "none"
bella: ...
edward: "kryptonite doesn't bother me either"

“How old are you?”
“Seventeen,” he answered promptly.
“And how long have you been seventeen?”
His lips twitched as he stared at the road. “A while,”

"Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." -Bella Swan

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner." -Bella Swan

"Do I dazzle you?" -Edward Cullen

"Breakfast time," he said eventually, casually...
So I clutched my throat with both hands and stared at him with wide eyes.
Shock crossed his face.
"Kidding!" I snickered. "And you said I couldn't act!" -Bella & Edward

"And you're worried, not because you are headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?" -Edward to Bella

"Ugh." I winced.
"What is it?" he asked anxiously...
"Needles." I explained, looking away from the one in my hand...
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -Bella & Edward

"So you see, Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." -Emmett Cullen (about Rosalie)

"You were right," I moaned.
"I usually am - but about what in particular this time?" -Bella & Edward

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...," he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
"What a stupid lamb," I sighed.
"What a sick, masochistic lion." -Edward & Bella

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it."-Edward Cullen

"I hear voices in my mind and you're worried that you're the freak?"-Edward Cullen

"About three things I was certain. First, Edward Cullen was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I don't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him." -Bella

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very Dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizen, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."--Edward Cullen

"You...made...me..faint"--Bella Sawn.

"What am I going to do with you ?Yesterday I kiss you,and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!--Edward Cullen.

"Bella, I couldn't live with myself if I ever hurt you."
"You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever."--Edward Cullen.

"Are you still faint from the run?Or was it my kissing expertise?"--Edward Cullen.

"Bella ,I've already expended a great deal of personal effort to keep you alive.I'm not about to let you behind the whhel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight.Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk,"
"Drunk?"
"You're intoxicated by my very presence."--Bella & Edward.

"You're wounding my ego ,Bella.I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke."--Edward Cullen.

"Now"he breathed, and just his smell disturbed my thought process,"whatt exactly are you worrying about?"
"Well, um, hitting a tree-"I gulped"-and dying, And then getting sick."
He fought back a smile. Then he bent his head down and brought his cold lips softly to the hollow at the base of my throat.
"Are you still worried now?" he murmured against my skin.
"Yes." I struggled to concentrate. "About hitting trees and getting sick."
His nose drew a line up the skin of my troat to the point of my chin. His cold breath tickled against my jaw.
"And now?" His lips whispered against my jaw.
"Trees," I gasped. "Motion Sickness."
He lifted his face to kiss my eyelids. "Bella, you don't really think I would hit a tree, do you?"
"No, but I might." There was no confidence in my voice. He smelled an easy victory.--Bella and Edward.( I thought this was the cutest thing!)

"That's Edward. He's gorgeous, of course..." Jessica (of course)

I wasn't interesting. And he was. Interesting...and brilliant...and mysterious...and perfect...and beautiful...and possibly able to lift full-sized vans with one hand. -Bella

"And are you not affected at all? By my presence?"
Again his mobile features transformed, his expression became soft, warm. He didn't answer at first; he simply bent his face to mine, and brushed his lips slowly along my jaw, from my ear to my chin, and back and forth. I trembled.
"Regardless," he finally murmured. "I have better reflexes."
-Edward & Bella

"I was thinking, while I was running..." He paused.
"About not hitting the trees, I hope." -Edward & Bella

"So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?"
"Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin." - Bella & Edward

The waves of pain that had only lapped at me before now reared high up and washed over my head, pulling me under.
I did not resurface. - Bella

"I may not be human, but I'm still a man." - Edward Cullen (he is a schmexy one too!!).

"Twilight, again," he murmured. "Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end." - Edward

"This looks like a horror movie waiting to happen."
"Well, there are more than enough vampires present."
"Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk?"
"And where do you fit into that scheme?"
"Oh, I'm with the vampires, of course."
"Anything to get out of dancing."
"Anything."
-Bella & Edward

"In what strange parallel dimension would I ever have gone to prom of my own free will?" - Bella

This was the time of day when I wished I were able to sleep.
High School.
Or was purgatory the right word? If there was any way to atone for my sins, this ought to count toward the tally in some measure. The tedium was not something I grew used to; every day seemed more impossibly monotonous than the last.
I suppose this was my form of sleep - if sleep was defined as the inert state between active periods.--Edward Cullen in Midnight Sun.( found on Stephenie Meyer's website, go check it out its awesome!!).

"You're wrong you know. You are worth it." -Jasper Hale.( I love Jasper!!)

"You believed me! Even after all the times I told you I loved you, you still believed me!" -Edward Cullen

Edward: "On one condition."
Bella: "What?"
Edward: "You marry me first".

"It's an indulgence. We all like to drive fast." -Edward Cullen.( I dont know what's wrong with Bella I love driving fast!)

"Bella, woud you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
"Did you want to do that?" Bella Swan & Edward Cullen

"Be Safe."--Edward Cullen (Short and sweet!)

"That's not nice you know."
"What?"
"Dazzling people like that."
"I dazzle people?""Do I dazzle you?"--Bella & Edward

"So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"--Mike Newton (one of my favorite quotes!)

"There's something strange about the way you two are together.The way he watches you...it's so protective.Like he's about to through himself in front of a bullet for you or something."--Renae (if she only knew...).

"Does my being half naked bother you?"--Jacob Black (OMG! Jake's ego is so big!).

-"Fall down again Bella?" I glared at him. "No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face." He blinked, and then broke into a roar of laughter.--Bella & Emmett

Edward- "Do you truly believe that you love me more then i do you?".
Bella-(looks away) "Your doing it again".
Edward- "What?".
Bella- "Dazzling me".

Edward-"Is that what you dream about... being a monster??"
Bella-"Not exactly, mostly i dream about being with you forever."

Edward-"So your ready for this to be the end? For this to be the twilight of your life, thought your life has barely started. Your ready to give up everything."
Bella-"Its not the end, its the beginning."
Edward-"Im not worth it".
Bella-"Do you remember when you told me that i didn't see myself very clearly?... You obviously have the same blindness.

"Don't be offended, but you smell like a dog." – Edward

"Am I the only one who has to get old!?" - Bella

"Look after my heart. I've left it with you." – Note from Edward to Bella (how sweet is that??).

"Oh yes because a vampire sleepover is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior"- Bella

"Your're still waiting for the running and the screaming, aren't you?" I guessed. A faint smile touched his lips, and he nodded. "I hate to burst you're bubble, but your're really not as scary as you think you are. I don't find you scary at all, actually," I lied casually. He stopped, raising his eyebrows in blatant disbelief. Then he flashed a wide, wicked smaile. "You really shouldn't have said that," he chuckled. He growled, a low sound in the back of his throat; his lips curled backover his perfect teeth. His body shifted suddenly, half-crouched, tensed like a lion about to pounce. I backed away from him, glaring. "You wouldn't." I didn't see him leap at me- it was much too fast. I only found myself suddenly airborne, and then we crashed onto the sofa, knocking it into the wall. All the while, his arms formed an iron cage of protection around me-- I was barelyjostled. But I still was gasping as I tried to right my self. He wasn't having that. He curled me up into a ball against his chest, holding me more securely than iron chains. I glared at him in a larm, but he seemed well in control, his jaw relaxed as he was grinned, his eyes bright only with humor. "You were saying?" he growled playfully.Bella & Edward

"Sorry, I don't have any leeches on my speed dial." - Jake

"Vampires like baseball?"
"It's the American past-time." - Edward & Bella

"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share." - Alice

"Being apart, it didn't work out so well for either of us." - Bella

"We're a bit sensitive about blood around here." - Bella

"You didn't really think he'd make you sleep on the couch did you?" - Alice

"If I'd never left, you wouldn't feel the need to risk your life to go comfort a dog." - Edward

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you, and I'm not ashamed to admit it." - Edward (Awww)

"Haven't you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is the teeniest prone to overeaction?"--Alice

"Look after my heart. I've left it with you." - Edward ( sooooo cute!!)

"So eager for eternal damnation." - Edward

"I am a werewolf and he's a vampire."
"And I'm a virgo!"
Skip some...
"Just Bella and Jacob, none of those freaky virgos here."

"The fortune-telling bloodsucker can't see us?!" - Jake

"You...can't...grow up?" - Bella

"Edward's only human, Bella. he's going to react like any other boy." - Charlie (hahaha).

'It was heaven, right smack in the middle of hell.--Edward

"We're home, sleeping beauty. Time to awake." Edward.

'Porsches as bribes and king-sized beds where no one ever slept. It was beyond irritating.' Bella (lol:).

"I think she's having hysterics, maybe you should slap her." Alice (so funny)

"I'm betting on Alice." - Bella (so would I!)

"Damn it! What kind of world is this? Where's the justice?"

"You're kidnapping my aren't you?" - Bella

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun when you're around." Emmett

"Of course I love him. How hard is that to understand?" - Bella

"I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all." Bella (poor Bella!).

"Bag a few mountain lions for me." Bella.

"We watched zombies eat people. It was great!".Bella

"I saved your life, I don't owe you anything." - Edward

"Am I the only one who has to get old!?"--Bella

"Screw the protecting me crap, please."--Bella

"A vampire slumber party is the pinnicle of saftey concious behaviour."--Bella

"Bring on you're shackles, I'm your prisoner."--Edward

"I'm going to spontaneously combust one of these days and you'll have no one to blame but yourself."--Bella.

"Did you seriously just stomp your foot? I thought girls only did that on T.V."--Jacob (love that quote).

'Stupid, unreliable, vampire!'--Bella.

"I have been tortured. Alice painted my toenails."--Bella (oh the torture).

"You just saved me two long ours of a plotless, badly dubbed, martial arts film."--Angela

"My heart is just as silent," he mused. "And it, too, is yours."--Edward (sigh...).

I closed my eyes and leaned into him, hiding my face against his chest. “You don’t want me to be a vampire.”
“No, I don’t,” Edward said softly, and then he waited for more. “That’s not a question,” he prompted after a moment.
“Well . . . I was worrying about . . . why you feel that way.”
“Worrying?” He picked out the word with surprise.
“Would you tell me why? The whole truth, not sparing my feelings?”
He hesitated for a minute. “If I answer your question, will you then explain your question?”
I nodded, my face still hidden.
He took a deep breath before he answered. “You could do so much better, Bella. I know that you believe I have a soul, but I’m not entirely convinced on that point, and to risk yours . . .” He shook his head slowly. “For me to allow this — to let you become what I am just so that I’ll never have to lose you — is the most selfish act I can imagine. I want it more than anything, for myself. But for you, I want so much more. Giving in — it feels criminal. It’s the most selfish thing I’ll ever do, even if I live forever.
“If there were any way for me to become human for you — no matter what the price was, I would pay it.”
I sat very still, absorbing this.
Edward thought he was being selfish.
I felt the smile slowly spread across my face.
“So . . . it’s not that you’re afraid you won’t . . . like me as much when I’m different — when I’m not soft and warm and I don’t smell the same? You really do want to keep me, no matter how I turn out?”
He exhaled sharply. “You were worried I wouldn’t like you?” he demanded. Then, before I could answer, he was laughing. “Bella, for a fairly intuitive person, you can be so obtuse!”
I knew he would think it silly, but I was relieved. If he really wanted me, I could get through the rest . . . somehow. Selfish suddenly seemed like a beautiful .-- Bella & Edward.

“What’s it like — having a werewolf for a best friend?”
The question caught me off guard. I laughed out loud.
“Does it creep you out?” Jacob pressed before I could answer.
“No. When the werewolf is being nice,” I qualified, “it’s the best.”
He grinned widely, his teeth bright against his russet skin. “Thanks, Bella,” he said, and then he grabbed my hand and wrenched me into one of his bone-crushing hugs.--Bella & Jacob

"Could I come back tomorrow?" Sundays were the bane of my existence. There was never enough homework to keep me busy.
Quil nudged Embry's arm and they exchanged grins.
Jacob smiled in delight. "That would be great!"
"If you make a list, we can go shop for parts," I suggested.
Jacob's face fell a little. "I'm still not sure I should let you pay for everything."
I shook my head. "No way. I'm bankrolling this party. You just have to supply the labor and expertise."
Embry rolled his eyes at Quil.
"That doesn't seem right," Jacob shook his head.
"Jake, if I took these to a mechanic, how much would he charge me?" I pointed out.
He smiled. "Okay, you're getting a deal."
"Not to mention the riding lessons," I added.
Quil grinned widely at Embry and whispered something I didn't catch. Jacob's hand flashed out to smack the back of Quil's head. "That's it, get out," he muttered.
"No, really, I have to go," I protested, heading for the door. "See you tomorrow, Jacob."
As soon as I was out of sight, I heard Quil and Embry chorus, "Woooo!"
The sound of a brief scuffle followed, interspersed with an "ouch" and a "hey!"
"If either of you set so much as a toe on my land tomorrow . . ." I heard Jacob threaten. His voice was lost as I walked through the trees.-- (gotta love them La Push boys!!).

"Amazing. How can someone so tiny be so annoying?"
"It's a talent"-- Alice & Edward

“I was overly theatrical. It was kind of childish, really. I wore a wedding dress I had stolen for the occasion. He screamed when he saw me. He screamed a lot that night” ~ Rosalie (talk about girl power!!).

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THE END OF MY RIDICUOSLY LONG PROFILE!!