Written for the Twilight Big Bang on lj. A rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse; Jacob is the one to rescue Edward in Volterra...and Bella is the one to bring the newborns to Forks.

Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.

"Or is he?" Jace asked. "Have you had dealings with demons, little boy? Walked with warlocks, talked with the Night Children? Have you–" "Did you run out of alliteration?" Simon interrupted. "Night Children – what is that, vampires, probably, could you not think of any verbs beginning with v? Verbalize, vent, venerate, vacuum – that's a good one, *have you vacuumed with vampires*-"

Magnus is a pirate, Alec a mermaid. I honestly don't know how to summarize this so that's what ya get. It's better than it sounds I promise. Rating is likely to go up as chapters progress.

When the whole world is falling apart, and people are killed for being themselves- How do you let love in? And what if that love isn't what you think? Devastatingly Dark, and Passionately Romantic. Set in futuristic England. AU Adult Content R&R Lemons

He brought a splash of colour, of life, to him when he sat down next to him with a graphite smudged face when he was fifteen, and after seven years of being his friend, Alec loves him still, falling harder and harder with each passing moment, with every word and look, every fight and every apology, a steepening descent. Malec AU set over seven long years of falling

Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood are two utterly different people. What will happen when their worlds collide? Everything that is broken, is meant to be fixed. Set in AU - Highschool. Infernal Devices/Mortal Instruments cross-over. R&R!

Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.

Hmmm... Is that word allowed in the title? ... The summary is in the story, but I WILL tell you about the pairing..S! Salec, Malec, Sebalec, Jalec, Jordalec, AND Raphalec! AT THE SAME TIME! Oh, and of course, Uke-Neko!Alec! X3 This is my belated Christmas present to you guys. Enjoy :3

A series of stories focusing on Magnus and Alec both their romance and their individual experiences during "The Mortal Instruments" series , this fic is rated M for eventual lemons. :

Who knew pissing off an impatient client could have such pleasing effects? Though... Somehow, I don't think that this is what the fey had in mind when he thought of revenge. -Dom!Alec Sub!Magnus-

Ever since Blaine met Santana Lopez during their freshman year, she's been determined to make his sex life outrageous. There's just one problem: she's completely obliviously to who his perfect guy is. At least until now. AU, future!fic. Heavy on the smut.

What do you do when the one thing you've always wanted is to be loved, but your heart doesn't know how? Together Magnus and Alec teach each other the meaning of love and of acceptance in all forms. AU/AH.

Just a few scenes I thought you'd like to see that didn't make it into the story. Tune in for drama, angst, and a few laughs along the way.

Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash

Blaine's thirteen when "things" start changing and problems arise. It doesn't help that his sister, Rachel, always seems to walk in at the most inopportune moments. Eventual Klaine relationship. Masturbation, smut.

Magnus falls for the new kid the first moment he sees him. Will the new kid feel the same? First FanFic, I will try my best at side pairings. M/A, J/C, I/S. R&R. BoyxBoy, don't like don't read.

AU/AH. Alec meets a boy in Central Park, and decides to let him into his castle. What he didn't know was that he was also letting him into his heart. Magnus thought he made a friend that day, but he didn't know how hard he'd have to fight to keep him.

Magnus is holding his annual Christmas party while Alec fails to realize the eggnog is spiked.

It's the middle of the night, Clary hears some private things coming from Alec's bed...

Magnus has Alec right where he wants him...

SLASH AU Jacob/Edward. Jacob would never understand leeches, especially if they were Edward Cullen. One minute Edward's glaring at him with hatred, the next---the next he's doing things to Jacob that the young wolf wants to hate. He really does, but can't