Ha, So i like Vocaloid and Hetalia.

Gender: Like most hetalia lovers i'd be a Girl.

Likes: Vocaloid, Coloring lineart, playing on my nook, Eating tomatos,Singing, and drawing

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The Allies

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers (x)

You think you're awesome (x)

You love to invent things (x)

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (x)

You can seem to be very brash to other people (x)

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (x)

You're terrified of ghosts ( )

You know aliens exist ( )

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time ( )

You wear glasses (x)

(7/10) ( Wow, i'm most lke my country)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea (x)

You were quite tough as a kid (x)

You're very sarcastic and cynical (x)

Your cooking is awful ( )

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... ( )

But you refuse to believe in aliens ( )

You have tried doing black magic before ( )

You get drunk quite easily ( )

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ( )

You're good at embroidery ( )

(3/10) (Iggy)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate (x)

You think you have a great fashion sense (x)

You like wine ( )

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears ( )

You love red roses (x)

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women ( )

You're very proud of yourself (x)

You love culture and the arts (x)

You're very flamboyant ( )

You say you're a gourmet ( )

(5/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood (x)

You're very tall (x)

You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x)

You wear a scarf all the time ( )

You love sunflowers (x)

You love vodka ( )

You can seem intimidating to other people (x)

You're very strong (x)

You have a big nose ( )

You have a strange laugh that can scare people (x)

(7/10) ( RUSSIA,DA?)

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature (x)

You're very superstitious ( )

You're very religious ( )

You love pandas (x)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes (x)

You love Hello Kitty (x)

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously (x)

You work hard (x)

You're good at drawing (x)

You like sweets (x)

(8/10) ( PANDA,ARU)

The Axis

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x)

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (x)

You're very happy-go-lucky (x)

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (x)

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (x)

You're a good artist (x)

You can be clumsy at times (x)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (x)

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" ( )

You would surrender in a war situation (x)

(9/10) (ITALIA)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious ( )

Sausages are your favorite foods (x)

You like to walk dogs/your dog ( )

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (x)

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T ( )

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (x)

You work very hard (x)

Your alone time is your 'happy time' (x)

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people ( )

You've had issues with money once or twice (x)

(6/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature (x)

You think everything over before saying it (x)

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one ( )

You isolated yourself during childhood (x)

You became very successful in a short amount of time (x)

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (x)

You can seem cold/aloof to other people (x)

You're good at practical tasks (x)

You need time to adjust to new people (x)

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x)

(9/10)

Other countries

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised (x)

You're polite (x)

You love classical music (x)

You like cake (x)

You have a mole on your face ( )

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (x)

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument ( )

You've composed music before ( )

You tend to call people 'morons' (x)

You wear glasses (x)

(7/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people (x)

You look younger than you actually are (x)

You love hockey (x)

You love polar bears (x)

You hate fighting (x)

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (x)

You often get mistaken for someone else ( )

You feel under-appreciated (x)

You're bilingual (x)

You always carry a bear with you ( )

(6/10)

Cuba

You smoke ( )

You're very physically strong ( )

You've won a lot of fist-fights ( )

In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other ( )

You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (x)

You like hot weather (x)

You can be very friendly from time to time (x)

You look very tough on the outside ( )

You make a very nice role-model ( )

You don't let people get a word in edgeways ( )

(3/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth ( )

You like to wear flowers in your hair (x)

You used to be a very tough kid (x)

You're very reliable (x)

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x)

You're very faithful (x)

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike ( )

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese (x)

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (x)

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it ( ) (what’s yaoi?)

(6/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal (x)

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together ( )

You're very serious (x)

You have a lot of patience (x)

You think too much about philosophical stuff ( )

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (x)

You're not very confident ( )

You were quite rebellious as a child (x)

People tend to walk all over you (x)

You're a born worrier (x)

(7/10)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink ( )

You have a friend that you always walk all over ( )

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix ( )

You act before you think (x)

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with ( )

But after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them ( )

You are able to talk like the opposite gender ( )

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally" ( )

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate ( )

You love ponies ( )

(1/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes (x)

You're a bright thinker (x)

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere ( )

You are kinda insensitive (x)

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans (x)

You're scary when you're angry (x)

You're passionate (x)

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much (x)

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol (x)

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time (x)

(9/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with (x)

But you kinda rely on them anyway (x)

You're friendly to girls (x)

But you're strict and unsocial towards guys (x)

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp (x)

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling (x)

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying (x)

You love your family, but you just don't show it (x)

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases (x)

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits (x)

(10/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillshmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on (x)

You're slightly aggressive (x)

You think you're totally awesome (x)

You have a pet bird ( )

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers (x)

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it (x)

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane (x)

You tend to pick on some people ( )

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what (x)

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find (x)

(8/10)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in things no matter what ( )

You are reclusive ( )

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to ( )

You work hard on things until they're done ( )

You can't get along friendly with other people ( )

But, you're kind towards siblings ( )

You're actually quite strong (x)

You have a lot of money ( )

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring ( )

You had a hard past ( )

(1/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family (x)

You love watching movies, and creating things (x)

You're stronger than you seem (x)

You're a Going-My-Way person (x)

You love kimchi ( )

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking (x)

You tend to piss off your elders (x)

You like to claim things as yours (x)

You love games and Internet (x)

You're slightly perverted (x)

(9/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa (x)

You're honest and quiet (x)

You are good at high-tech machinery (x)

You like coming up with weird things (x)

You sense of taste is bad, as people say (x)

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you (x)

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse (x)

You love saunas ( )

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x)

For some reason, you have weird naming skills (x)

(9/10)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet (x)

You're honest, serious, and love debates (x)

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it (x)

People think you're scary (x)

You're clever with your hands (x)

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine ( )

You're clumsy with human relationships ( )

You tend to go against stronger people (x)

You give up pretty quick (x)

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring (x)

(8/10)

RESULTS: I'm ROMANO YEA now spain can fall in love with me but i'm taken, by Yandere!Italy

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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7 Ways to Scare the Shit out of Your Roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate with a sadisitic look and mutter, "Soon...soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

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101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. T.P as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaway's fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people aren't looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smiley face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeatedly say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CD's.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recommended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek...nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle...it makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when things get hard.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Work is blackmail for survival.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

Fun flies when you're doing time.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection?

You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

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These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Frito's:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Signs you are obsessed with Axis Powers Hetalia:

1. You take history class just to understand Hetalia more.
2. You fan girl squee at the mention of WWII.
3. You believe that some one’s personality will correspond with the country that they came from.
4. You think that hamburgers should be The United State’s national food.
5. You have started eating more pasta to make a tribute to Italy.
6. You think of Italy when you eat pasta, America when you eat hamburgers, Russia while drinking vodka, etc…
7. You tend to avoid anyone who is Russian because you are afraid or their cracked mentality.
8. You start styling your hair after Italy’s.
9. Or anyone else’s hair.
10. You own a character costume.
11. You have cos-played as a character before.
12. You have thought of cos-playing as a character before.
13. You have threatened to seize another’s "vital regions".
14. You know Marukaite Chikyuu word for word…In more than one language.
15. You know the words to any Hetalia song.(Not any but some)
16. You have a Hetalia song as your favorite song.
17. You have made up your own ending to Chibitalia/HRE.
18. You have learned Japanese just to read the comics.
19. You obsessively wait for each new episode to be released.
20. You have uploaded one of the songs to Youtube.
21. You plan on naming one of your children after a character.
22. You squeal during history lessons.
23. You plan on going to a foreign country in hopes that you will see your favorite character.
24. You have written a fanfiction for APH.
25. You have read a fanfiction for APH.
26. You draw APH fanart.
27. You put answers like "Alfred F. Jones" or "Arthur Kirkland" on geography tests.
28. You tear up when talking about the Revolutionary War.
29. You tell people Austria put Italy in a maid costume when Austria own Italy.
30. You ask if countries are "married" when they form a union.
31. You worry for a country’s health when their stocks go down.
32. You scream "HERO!" whenever people mention America.
33. You scribbled the name "England" on your notebook with little hearts next to it.
34. You actually start saying "aru" in acuall conversation.
35. You demand that Prussia becomes a country again because he was to awesome.
36. You fully believe that Prussia is the most awesome country…ever.
37. Anyone named Francis, Alfred, Matthew, Ludwig or Arthur is automatically linked to Hetalia.
38. You tell people your eyebrows are similar to England’s.
39. You never let anyone sit down because their chair might be Busby’s chair.
40. You tell people the answer to global warming is building a big hero to protect the Earth.
41. You try to get the polar bears at the zoo to talk.
42. You demand everyone you know to become one with Russia.
43. You ARE one with Russia.
44. You have drawn a half-smile on a Hello Kitty plush.
45. When wars seem to become hilarious.
46. You claim that aliens do exist..and live with America.
47. You tell people that if the alien attack, they will go for England.
48. Your grades in history or geography suddenly shoot up.
49. You debate who would win in arm wrestling- the allies of the axis?
50. You raise your hand in class just to scream "PASTAAA!"
51. You yell "Pastaa!" anywhere in public.
52. You start planting sunflowers.
53. You laugh at any song referring to a country’s size. (e.g. Canada’s really big)
54. You find out about your lineage and trace it to Hetalia.
55. You spend a full day searching the Hetalia wiki to learn about the characters.
56. You knit yourself a cream-coloured scarf just like Russia’s.
57. You start noticing all of the China jokes.
58. You hate South Korea for demanding Im Yong Soo to be removed.
59. You started a petition to get South Korea on the Anime show.
60. You have completed all of the Hetalia memes.
61. You claim to have married a country.
62. You know every pairing in the book.
63. You created a pairing (or more…).
64. You wish Rome was your grandfather.
65. You spend day after day trying to find rape faces in the manga.
66. When you want a tomato, you say "Spain! Get me a tomato, damnit!"
67. When upset, you chant "kolkolkolkolkol…"
68. You now can name countries nobody has ever heard of.
69. Sink Faucets now fascinate you.
70. Whenever you see anything with Hello Kitty on it, you have to draw a half-smile on it.
71. You tell people that Germany was just misunderstood during WWII.
72. You now refer to Germany as "Doitsu".
73. You believe every Austrian is an angry musical genius.
74. You shudder whenever you see Russia on the world map.
75. You own a world map…that only shows America.
76. You never want to go to England because you are afraid of their food.
77. You claim to have seen fairies and unicorns.
78. You can put a curse on somebody you hate.
79. You can’t roast marshmallows on the campfire anymore. It feels like summoning the devil to you.
80. You spend day after day trying to figure out how Germany is connected to HRE or if he is HRE.
81. You dream of becoming your own country.
82. You refer to every country’s king/queen/president/etc as their "boss".
83. You have taken it to yourself to create OC’s for countries not represented in Hetalia.
84. You now know that the neutral men are the scariest.
85. Wursts have now replaced sausages.
86. The axis powers seem so much better than the allies in your eyes.
87. You believe that Italy can make men gay…for him.
88. You make "Happy Birthday" cards for all of the nation’s birthdays.
89. You have tried numerous times to figure out what "Hetalia" actually mean.
90. You do needlepoint now because England does it.
91. Every time anybody mentions any object you tell them "that was created in korea, you know…"
92. You have a conniption fit every time somebody refers to China as a "she".
93. Planes suddenly interest you.
94. Jiiiii is a word in your vocabulary.
95. You wonder why Italy opens his eyes only once or twice during the entire Anime/Manga.
96. Large eyebrows and big noses are suddenly very appealing to you.
97. You know the WWII uniform of every nation.
98. You now mass-produce white flags.
99. You use chairs and pans as weapons.
100. You know where every nation’s erogenous zone is.
101. Germany is a saint in your eyes.
102. You spent most of your day writing this list….
103: You want to hug landmasses
104: You demand every red hoodie have a maple leaf on it.
105: You call tomatoes "bono tomato"!
106: People can't mention world issues to you because you will make a huge joke of it.
107: You spend day after day researching different relationships between different countries.
108. You sob at the mention of Bloody Sunday.
109. Saying "ve" is a normal thing to you.
110. You tell your friends that it's fine that you don't see each other over spring break because everyone will become one withRussia...
111. You laugh at history books.
112. Someone has suggested you see a psychiatrist because you laughed at a historical event that wasn't funny in the least.
113. You call your best friend Liet.
114. You think that the states should be America's kids.
115. You support more than one pairing for each nation.

You know you're a fangirl when...

1. You read fanfiction and squeal out loud.

2. You write fanfiction.

3. You know all the fanfiction terms ex. lemon, lime, flames, etc.

4. You hate mary-sues with a passion.

5. You watch a movie/ read a book and then automatically think of all the different pairings.

6. You own merchandise of your favorite character.

7. You own a deviantart account.

8. You browse through deviantart.com and google pictures for the sole purpose of finding fanart.

9. Your computer screen background, screen saver, and and mobile screen background are all pictures of your favorite anime character.

10. You occasionally wonder why anime guys aren't real.

11. You start learning japanese.

12. You are often called childish for your love of anime, movies, and cartoons.

13. When people call anime 'cartoons', you are outraged.

14. You wish you could cosplay.

15. You cosplay.

16. You are overjoyed when people say you look 'anime-ish'.

17. You know who 'L', Naruto, and Inuyasha are.

18. You hate anime dubbed into english.

19. You know more about the japanese culture than your own.

20. You occasionally glomp people.

21. You hyperventilate when you see someone who resembles an anime character.

22. You hyperventilate when you see a japanese person.

23. You hyperventilate when you see anime merchandise at an affordable price.

24. You tend to hyperventilate a lot.

25. You wish you could visit Japan.

1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and scream "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a r*tard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!!!"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them

"I see dead people."

20.When you shower or bathe yell"I'm drowning!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

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60 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

Random stuff that's AWESOME!

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.

I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

Sometimes all we need are each other

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

We are the people our parents warned us about!

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three!

If you've actually read this WHOLE profile copy and paste this into the very bottom of your profile.

OHO. =3= said the funniest person in the room.