Copy and Paste's:

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teens have smoked or tried smoking weed. If you are one of the 2 that knows this is complete BS, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, damn it!

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.