Hey what up... I'm jes a fourteen year old guy and I like Naruto stories. I'm a realist so I don't like my stroies to be as optimistic as other stories usually portray. I try to stay original, but its so damn hard when every idea is taken. FUCK.

I really enjoy Harems. I don't know what it is but I enjoy Naruto with any girl thats in between 12-35, I do not like however is a Tsunade fic. I mean shes fifty sometin.

I also like dark fics that portray a new Naruto a more realistic and strong (I also love a good Hanabi's-a-bitchy-whiney-brat-but-has-to-subject-to-Naruto's-every-whim-and-ends-up-havin-dirty-forbidden-sex-with-him fics. I also like HakuxNaru pairings

And with that Here's my ending statement:

Fuck, fuck, fuck,

Fuck,fuck, fuck, fuck

mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother mother fuck fuck

Noish noish noish

1-2, 1-2-3-4

Noish noish noish

Smoking weed smoking whiz, drinking beers, drinking beers beers beers

Rolling fatties, smoking blunts

Who smoke the blunts, we smoke the blunts : "Hey can we have a nickelbag?"

Fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand and if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe

(pause)

My jungle love! o-e-o-e-o

I think I wanna know ya, know ya, know ya yeah what?

~Jay and Silent Bob