So I found a video on YouTube, titled "May assaults Ash with Torchic and yells at him"

I read the description and when checked the episodes I found out that to be true. May did actually molest Ash with her torchic. but that's okay. May has boobs and she's the prettiest of all. So Ash won't mind getting physically beaten by may.

Misty is ugly, Dawn is ugly, Drew is ugly, Iris is ugly, Serena is ugly.

Ash should not be with a flat chested Misty

A whore like Dawn

A ugly bitch like Iris

A stupid dumb useless worthless slut like Serena

I don't care if Misty saved Ash's life. I don't care if Drew has saved May multiple times .

I don't care if Serena kissed Ash.

Ash will only end up with May. He is a growing man and a growing man always chooses women by their greatest assets, boobs . which May has. the other girls are flat chested if you ask me. Ash deserves a pretty girl. May is the only girl who wore gloves...like Ash does. Can you see the hint there?

If you are a true fan then you will pick advanceshipping.

Now, if you are a traitor and a black sheep, a pathetic blind retarded person, who ship may with drew and ash with other poke girls then I am sorry . you don't deserve my friendship. Writers have given enough signs that ash and may are true lovers.and they also hav same pokemons. Drew Dawn misty Iris Serena are all smelly bitches who want to interfere with this pair. So sorry.. advanceshippers would whoop the ass of amour , poke contest shippers. Mark my words.