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Joined 08-07-06, id: 1109571, Profile Updated: 01-26-09

Pen-name: Phoenixral
Gender: Tomboy
Age: 15

Likes: Solitude for starters, usually, drawing, writing, reading, sun, darkness, hanging out with the few really good friends I have, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts series, Final Fantasy series, singing, cats, DDR, Church and my religion...

Fave Bands/singers: Relient K, Red, Pink, Skillet, Rush of Fools, Newsboys, Cinema Bizarre, Gazette, Gackt, Tokio Hotel, Jewel, Sarah McLachlan...

Top 5 fave songs right now:
1. Red- Hide
2. Cinema Bizarre- Forever or Never
3. Gazette- Filth in the Beauty
4. Skillet- The Last Night
5. Brittany Spears- Womanizer

Dislikes: Crowds, unnecessary swearing, noise, stuck up or conceited people...

I was born on the day of Xigbar and Xaldin

In the month of Luxord

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin

And I am Demyx + Zexion years old. You could also say that I'm Axel + Zexion + Xemnas years old.

My favorite number is Xemnas Zexion.

But my lucky number is Demyx.

If you get it, put your own on your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when:
1)You accidentally enter your password in on a microwave.
2)You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years.
3)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4)You'd rather look all over the house for a remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8)As you read this list you think about sending it to all your. friends
9)And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10)You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11)Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)(may contain swearing)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Both my old stories have been deleted, because I just wasn't getting anywhere with them. Sorry, if anyone cares... D:

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Easy Money by suckerrrrr reviews
Riku took the job for the benefits. An easy slide through college loans. He didn't plan on "the boy" stealing his heart. Axel was a party animal. One night stands were his forte... So what happens when someone gets attached? YAOI. Riku/Sora & Axel/Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,648 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Lesser Beauty by Versace Frolic reviews
Roxas, a junior in college, is tormented by emotional baggage and unrequited love. On a campus populated by burnouts and bored intellectuals, Roxas is just another proverbial drop in the bucket of teenage apathy. Then he meets Axel. Roxas-centric AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,168 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Chest of Memories by Mistress of Serenity reviews
Have you ever wondered what the characters of Kingdom Hearts: Sora, Riku, Kairi, Selphie, Tidus and Wakka were like when they were little kids attending preschool? Join the crew as they reminisce on the days of funtime, snacktime and naptime. [DISCONTINUED]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 219,216 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Tidus - Complete
To The Ladies Of Guidance by Ingenious Jenius reviews
."Dear Ladies of Guidance, Axel Luck and Roxas Aoi would like to thank you for keeping us away from each other. Due to your drastic measures, we were able to engage in wild hot sex on the floor of Axel’s college apartment."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Gladly Go To Hell by shipet100 reviews
It was a known fact that most of the youth of Twilight Town, was in fact, going to hell, and Hayner wouldn't have it any other way. Lemon written by FinalFallenFanstay. SeiferXHayner
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Perfect Match by Beutelmaus reviews
His life had always been perfect, or at least so Roxas had liked to think. But overcoming his own fears for someone else isn’t as easy as it seems. AkuRoku main, Soriku and Zemyx side pairings, mentioning of Cleon. Boylove. You have been warned.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 275,190 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Risks and Rewards by Lady Karai reviews
The sequel to Rules. Elijah has a new year and a new mission, but this time Light won't be so cooperative. Let the battle of ideology begin. L vs. Light, nonslash.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,873 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Day the World Stood Chibi by Riku's Dark Vampire Girl reviews
What happens when Sora, Riku, and Organization XIII wake up to be chibis? Just who's the person that made it that way? An idea I've had and will try to update constantly. Maybe funny.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,664 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Sora
Pizza Flavored by AyaArale reviews
New Years becomes something different as there are arguments over ice cream, consecutive rounds of Super Smash Bros. and the battle to see who shall eat the delectable Pizza Flavored Pringles Stix. BL, Shounen-Ai. AKUROKU. is being edited
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Waiting by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,803 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Rules by Lady Karai reviews
L gets a second chance, but there are rules he must follow and a familiar intruder has appeared to test his resolve and his ingenuity. Ep. 25 spoilers. L versus Light. Not slash. Alternate Timeline. Post Yotsuba. Pre Mello&Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,667 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Telemarketer From Hell by Yori Hayashi reviews
The Sohma's and Tohru area called by annoying telemarketers. Rated T, just in case some people consider this use of the word as cussing. Contains a few spoilers. There will be a sequel!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,440 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
School Gone Evil by Riku's Dark Vampire Girl reviews
Some of the Kh cast go to Jr. High. Like other people, they're not enjoying it. R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,468 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006