UPDATE 9/10/05:

gasp I actually deleted not one, not two, but THREE of my stories! Why? They were either (A) Mary-Sues (whether I would admit that at the time I was writing them or not) or (B) immature in plot, plagued by OOC-itis, etc. Actually, the only reason How To Drive Frodo Insane wasn't deleted along with the others is because it got far more reviews than the others...and for those "fans" I wanted to allow a chance to save the story onto their computer (by copy-pasting to Word or w/e) -- assuming they had a different opinion of the story than me ("OMG that is sooo totally crappy I can't believe I WROTE that!" gags dies)

I'm not totally dead to fanfiction, (and I still read plenty of the few decent ones out there,) but the ones I've been working on I have little or no intention of posting. ANYWHERE. EVER. Get over it, freaks.

Oh, and for those of you who want to complain, I have a lj by the same username. Complain to me there.

~DISCLAIMER: Just because you complain there doesn't mean you will accomplish anything. I reserve the right to delete nasty comments/block usernames/post evil "friends-only" entries about you and tell everyone to flame your ff stories online. Latter two only in extreme cases (by MY definition), but just be warned -- comment at your own risk.Gollum lives in my backyard. Heis a bit of a kleptomaniac these days and may come to your house and steal anything you own that's shiny if he cough gets loose. (Out of the backyard, I mean.) Keep your doors locked. :)

Note: the previous smiley-thing is my own PERSONAL, TRADEMARKED "evil man with a moustache". I have named him Bob. Stealing Bob will result in, again, me sending Gollum--cough I mean, Gollum coincidentally getting loose from my backyard and entering your home via the chimney and stealing things. You HAVE been warned.

Yes, I still have a sense of humor. One thing the last few years HAVEN'T been able to take away from me. Mwahahahahahah.