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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Out of the night that covers me,

Black as the Pit from pole to pole,

I thank whatever gods may be

For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance

I have not winced nor cried aloud.

Under the bludgeonings of chance

My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears

Looms but the horror of the shade,

And yet the menace of the years

Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,

How charged with punishments the scroll,

I am the master of my fate:

I am the captain of my soul.

--William Ernest Henley

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Awake by Theolyn reviews
After twenty years, St. Mungos Director Hermione Granger finally finds a way to help her long-term coma patient. What will she find when she penetrates the mysteries of his mind? (Ignores much of the Epilogue, and assumes that Snape survived the shack.) Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,760 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Prankster's Apprentice by kitcat234 reviews
Sometimes, George would find himself out of his depths when working on a prank. Problem is, Fred was always the one to help him out. With Fred gone and a business to run, George is desperate for a little assistance. And he knows the only person who can truly help him is the one person who is guaranteed to say 'no'. But he's been told he's quite good at convincing people...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,090 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12584 - Favs: 12,812 - Follows: 7,404 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Captive by Resa Aureus reviews
SEQUEL TO PRISONER. Hermione is working as Transfiguration professor now at Hogwarts and finds that getting along with Snape is harder than it used to be. This is set prior to the Epilogue in Prisoner. If you haven't read Prisoner, good luck trying to understand this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,031 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Strange Bedfellows by kitcat234 reviews
A few years after the War, George is in search of a flatmate. Coincidentally, Hermione's just kicked her out. Forced together, they have to see if they can live together without killing each other. Becoming friends? Now that's a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,965 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,370 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Flatmate by attica reviews
After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Prisoner by Resa Aureus reviews
The Battle at Hogwarts just ended and Voldemort has been defeated, but his escaped followers still linger. Right after the fight, Hermione myseriously disappears. The Order goes on the hunt for her and once she's found, something's a little...different. Rated M for violence and language. The Sequel "Captive" is now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,446 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Homecoming by chaser1980 reviews
"At first, she had tried to pretend like everything was okay, but from the moment he got out of the hospital, he knew her feelings had changed." Bill's returning from a self-imposed four-year exile in Egypt. And things aren't exactly as he left them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,782 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bill W., Hermione G.
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 4493 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
To Leave This World by kitcat234 reviews
As a 1st year healer in the Spell Damage ward, Hermione already has a lot on her hands, but when a new patient checks himself in with an unusual problem, she seems to have met her greatest challenge. Will she be the one to heal him when nothing else has?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,876 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Snape's Oceans by Theolyn reviews
Who would Severus become without his burden of self-loathing? And how will that Severus react when Ron Weasley's widow comes seeking healing of her own? DH compliant, save for Snape's survival. SS/LP followed by SS/HG M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,459 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wrench in My Nonexistent Plans by kitcat234 reviews
Hermione is in a job she hates; George is in a depression that no one can pull him out of; Both want to be saved, yet both want to be left alone. What happens when they are forced to be together? It certainly gets in the way of plans! Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,073 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Beautiful by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The first time George Weasley really saw Hermione Granger as more than a boorish bookworm was in his seventh year. She let out a laugh and he knew that this was without doubt the most beautiful girl in the world. Dedicated to Amy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/26/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8918 - Favs: 12,985 - Follows: 9,924 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4544 - Favs: 4,977 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
It's All In The Blood by Sam-453 reviews
COMPLETE!Chapter 72 up. James and Lily Potter gave up their daughter Anne when they were only seventeen. Now she discovers her true roots and her whole life is affected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 73 - Words: 189,737 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Complete
Simple Magic by FlameWriter008 reviews
Pre HBP Draco and Hermione are doing a project required from all of the students in seventh year. What is the project? You have to read for that m’dears! Now why is it that Draco keeps waking up to Hermione in his bed? Find out! DracoHerm romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 202,589 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Enough by Theolyn reviews
A decade after Fred's death, George has finally found peace. But is peace alone enough? HG/GW. DH Epilogue non-compliant. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,361 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Preservation of Memory by opalish reviews
Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places. Oneshot, slight TeddyVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
The Eighth Weasley by Fyrie reviews
The missing Weasley daughter, long assumed dead, is found alive and well, and not far from trouble of the magical kind. COMPLETED - June 30th 2008
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 412,531 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Complete
And the Band Played On by Jack of the North reviews
Hermione's having fun celebrating the end of the war with her friends. But there's someone who can make the party a whole lot better...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Patrimony by Theolyn reviews
My answer to the surrogate challenge. Hermione is a successful witch. She knows who she is, and she knows what she wants. And what she wants is a child fathered by Severus Snape. Rated M for later chapters. Non DH/HBP compliant. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,935 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sea by attica reviews
The sea's only gifts are harsh blows. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight Years by Drivelicious reviews
Hermione thought that using her time turner would help save lives; instead she found herself back in time and falling for the wrong Weasley. HG&BW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,715 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Parting Gift by zarah joyce reviews
They both knew it will end. The only question was when. DHr, with SalazarRowena.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Worthy King by The Starhorse reviews
George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bill W., Fred W.
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
I Will Find You by EternalOphelia reviews
one shot The sequel to I Am Your Enemy. Draco becomes obsessed w. finding the girl who blinded him w. a spell to steal a kiss. He convinces himself it's only to know, but as he encounters her more and more, he finds he was wrong about that and more. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Timeline by Harmonic Friction reviews
Follow a very candid Dudley Dursley from age three to after Deathly Hallows time [spoilers]. Nursery school, Smeltings, and beyond. A stream of consciousness memory poem in the first person, marking the events that caused Dudley to rethink his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Mission: Draco Malfoy by EternalOphelia reviews
CH 22 HrDr. Formerly And Life Goes On. After 6th book, 1 yr after the war is over, good side won, but at many costs. Our friends are Aurors for the Ministry and live comfortably. Until, that is, Hermione is given a seemingly simple task. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,836 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vengeance by Vashka reviews
Harry Potter is dead. Voldemort is king. But Hermione Granger is alive, and she is very, very angry. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mattress Fortress by adamolupin reviews
Harry, Hermione, and Ron have just defeated Voldemort, but are cooped up in isolation indefinitely. Bored to tears, they try to invent their own fun and maybe find out something about themselves they hadn't considered before. Prequel to Lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,901 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She Remembered by EternalOphelia reviews
[oneshot] HrDr. She remembers everything about him on a special day in the graveyard. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Most Excellent by VBC reviews
Being voted the “Most Excellent” witch to walk the planet in 200 years isn’t always what it’s cut out to be, or, at least to Hermione Granger it isn't. 25 years old, successful and single, Hermione’s life isn’t quite what she’s planned. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,036 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
With Me In Mind by Rasuto reviews
[Post HBP, DracoHermione, Oneshot] Hermione can't stop thinking of Draco Malfoy, and that's not in a good way... or is it? And it clearly doesn't help that they're the Head 7th years and are currently living in the same tower. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
ThreeohClock by Queen of Loopholes reviews
A certain forensic anthropologist can’t take the tension anymore. [[Added Chapter 2 for the satisfaction of my readers!]]
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
The Price of Peace by Marmalade Fever reviews
To settle the final ill feelings of war, a member of the light and of the dark will marry. DMHG Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,940 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Unadulterated Sue by antijuicy reviews
The Real Sue is threatening Fandom as increasing hordes of readers settle for this disgustingly perfect OC. But all is not lost. The Campaign Against Real Sues have set out on the mission to educate readers on how to recognize a Sue when they see one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Of Arranged Marriages and Butterbeers by Fred's bride reviews
She was the most brilliant witch of her time. Had the most powerful wizard as her best friend. And was loved by the whole Weasley family. But all thats about to change as the marriage law gets passed. Now she finds herself at eighteen and forced to marry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,930 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 3,415 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Graduation Pinks by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
Who in their right mind holds a graduation ceremony on Valentine's Day? McGonagall, apparently. PostHBP Seventh Year graduation...with a twist. DMHG Written for the 2006 VDay Dramione Fic Exchange. Author: Sapphiregirl
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm My Own Grandpa by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco is obsessed with a photograph of his grandparents who look exactly like himself and Hermione Granger. Two shot, DMHG, bizarre.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Reasons Why I Divorced Oliver Wood by justcrazyobsessed reviews
Hermione married Oliver Wood and never was happy. Read the list of reasons she has to leave a seemingly perfect marriage. SEQUEL to 10 Reasons Why I Married Oliver Wood. DM x HG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Who We Are by Hafthand reviews
My Winter 2005 DrHr Fic Exchange Entry. A 'chance' meeting in a hallway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Words You Wrote by EternalOphelia reviews
[OneShot] Takes place after HBP. Hermione worries day and night as the war approaches, her only consolation being a box of letters from an anonymous sender. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sold by Marmalade Fever reviews
Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,867 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 242 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merging with Traffic by clcountry reviews
Cordelia is sent to guard Harry Potter after she dies. Little does she know that she is just the beginning of an elaborate plan concocted by two meddling PTB's, none other than Allen Francis Doyle and Jenny Calender.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,976 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005
Harry Potter and the Great Mistletoe Mishaps by JWilesParker reviews
Harry's Troubles with Mistletoe through the years. A little humor, a little romance, lots of fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Arguments by Hafthand reviews
After a mission, Draco and Hermione have a blowout at the office! Just fluff folks. Nothing deep here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll Sock Him One by charmingly-holly reviews
I’ve come to assume, over the years, just out of plain experience, that it is not a common occurrence to have people frolic about on the roof of my house. Oneshot. HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,629 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
How InterHouse Unity Was Finally Achieved by Hafthand reviews
A week passed and so far thirtyeight students had ended up under Madame Pomfrey’s care. Neville ended up there twice. Crabbe three times. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling After You by little majesty reviews
Sometimes, falling can be simple. It's realising that you have that takes time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,280 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blind Date by Marmalade Fever reviews
Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Amber Eyes by apple banana reviews
Hermione has decided to attended Beauxbatons, for at least a year after the betrayal of her friends. Will something spark between Draco and her when she comes back? (dah! of course) DHr pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Yule Ball Revisited by mistress meo reviews
ONE SHOT COMPLETE! Just where did Hermione go when she stormed away from Ron while Viktor was getting the drinks? Draco and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reality by Trinka reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! Ginny is convinced to be in a reality show against her better judgement. Who is the hunk all the women are fighting over? We know him. We love him. But in my story, Ginny's never met him. Mild language. COMPLETE. Sequel started.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,803 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 619 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Under The Enchanted Mistletoe by passionflower24 reviews
James and Lily. Stuck under a sprig of enchanted mistletoe. The only way to get out? A kiss. rnrn“Sorry, flower, only one way.” He puckered his lips in a way that would make any other girl dizzy, but Lily just raised her eyebrows. rnrn“In your dreams, Pot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Yes or No by schye reviews
Sequel to Twenty Questions. What are the Gryffindors to do after their humiliating game of twenty questions? Get even. They are back with a vengeance and this time, they are out for blood, out for revenge,and out to Hogsmeade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
10 Reasons Why I married Oliver Wood by justcrazyobsessed reviews
If you can't have love then you might as well settle for money and looks, right? Hermione tells why she gave up on Draco after so many years. ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twice as Bright by thirty2flavors reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rewind, Yule Ball, Take Two by Marmalade Fever reviews
It's fourth year and Hermione's secret date to the Yule Ball is not Krum, but someone even more surprising. DMHG One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Help! The Butter Dish is Attacking Me! by charmingly-holly reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny isn't a happy camper. What with a HalfNakedFlyingDwarf following her around, butterdishes and mashed potatoes forming conspiracies against her, and the eminent doom her eyebrows are facing, Valentine's is looking pretty shabby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Letter For My Love by Jesus Christ Superstar reviews
How Narcissa and Lucius really spent their wedding night… You know it. One-shot comedy. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Investigation by CocoaFlavourPunk reviews
[One-shot]Draco's been acting weird so Ron stalks him in order to find out what's going on with the blond the results are startling as Ron finds out Malfoy's in love with one of his friends HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snitch Handling by Harmonic Friction reviews
James Potter discusses the finer points of handling one's... ahem... snitch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2004 - James P., Lucius M.
Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe by JamieBell reviews
Something's been going around the school that's making all the boys terror-stricken at Ginny Weasley's presence. And no, it's not unrequited love. They've been threatened and Ginny has found out who has done it, and vowed that they will pay. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Small Talk by vanityfair reviews
Hermione attempts casual conversation with her hated Potions Professor. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Iron and Wine by lepetitarsenic reviews
His parents are dead, the war has been won, he's something of a hero, and Draco Malfoy has never felt more alone in his life. People lead themselves strange places in the middle of the night. One-shot; DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jumping On the Bandwagon by JamieBell reviews
“Harry Potter,” Ginny intoned solemnly. “Will you do me the honor of being my eighth world wonder?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Monopoly by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
James had been dating since the age of fourteen, but he’d never ditched his friends before like he was doing with the Head Girl. Thus, Sirius had come to the conclusion that Lily Evans was evil, and that she had to be stopped."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Sirius B.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Maybe by Lisse reviews
Ron and Hermione might be getting married, Harry ponders justifiable homicide, Ginny battles puce robes, and Bill's going to kill them all. Really he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
What a Lovely Dinner Party! by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Grunnings develops dental drills, guess who Uncle Vernon has over for a business dinner? The Grangers of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Complete
Twenty Questions by schye reviews
[DMHG] Slytherins and crazy questions equals Gryffindors and silly answers. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Stupidest Story EVER by LampsAreCool reviews
I'm not kidding about the title. Don't read this unless you are a raving lunatic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004
Whoa, Wait A Minute by J. Maria reviews
Response to Jinni's 200 word wardrobe malfunction challenge
Crossover - Harry Potter & Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Harry P., Cordelia C. - Complete
What You Did by DragonKatGal reviews
--Complete-- BTVS HP Crossover. Buffy'n'Draco. Set in Season Three, Buffy is sent to Hogwarts after the murder of the Deputy Mayor. --NEW: Chapters 49&50 & Sneak Preview of New Fic--
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 97,608 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete
A Fairy Tale Come True by jessebelle reviews
It's the trio's seventh year and it's time for the Yule Ball. Hermione knows exactly who she wants to go with and how the night should be played out. But will she get to fufill her fantasy, or will he choose someone else?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,609 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Finding Good Help by The Evil Author reviews
Another BuffyPotter Crossover. Albus Dumbledore tries to find yet another teacher for DADA class.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2003
A Tricky Thing by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
"Unrequited love is a tricky thing to deal with. But when the object of your affections is dating your best friend, you kind of have to. Deal with it, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Sirius B.
Days in Our School by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
The students of Hogwarts School are being watched as they partake in their most sordid affair...by their very twisted teachers. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2003
Making Him Smile by Serena10 reviews
Answer to Jinni's Quickie Challenge. Willow's a teacher at Hogwarts and makes it her holiday mission to make the Potions Master smile.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2002
Buffy's Dead! by The Evil Author reviews
People...er, react to Buffy dying. Again.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2002
The Greatest Gift by lepetitarsenic reviews
It's Hermione's eighteenth birthday, and Harry and Ron are too distracted by Quidditch to remember... thankfully, someone does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Just Like You reviews
Draco is on the run after failing to complete his mission for Voldemort. This is his last letter to Lucius. MAJOR SPOILER for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete