DragonQuester
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Joined 07-30-06, id: 1103751, Profile Updated: 05-12-08
Author has written 2 stories for Tales of Legendia, and Dragon Quest Series.

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Yeaperers... tired... guess who's back and ready to... (yawn)... friwite.

Expect me... yawn... to be... yawning nexthissummertime in the summer... yeah everyone rules. OKAYOSH EVERYONE RULES (first time drinking coffe)

JOLEY GOOD JOKE OF THE MONTH: expect me around summertime this is my FCKING school-break time, GOT IT??

Jay: Someone needs their pills!!

Me: I hate you. Ninjas... evilll... kill the pirates... NINJAS!... yawn, pirates SUCK. Except Moses. And Yangus.

Noyem: YAY! PILLS!
NORMA: YAY PILLS!

Me: I take M&M's (seriously, don't do pills, too much medication, or drugs or else Santa will kill you)

Appearance: Imagine Jay from Tales of Legendia. Now sex change him, add some dark brown hair on his head, take away that corny outfit and add jeans and a T-shirt, and give him a look of utter pain and misfourtune on his face. Then that's ME! (grin, wink)

Favorite Characters out of anime and video games:

Dragon Quest 8-Angelo! His voice makes my heart melt! (or what I have left of a heart). And he's good looking, like pirate~y good looking. And in this one scene after Father Fransico dies where Angelo's standing there and he looks so adorable! Second favorite Yangus. Everyone loves Yangus.

Full Metal Alchemist- RUSSLE! I LOVE RUSSLE! Yes, the way his sexy blonde hair falls in front of his face makes my heart skip. So what?

InuYasha-Shippo. Kill every other character and just leave Shippo. That's all that matters.

Zatch Bell- Suzy. She reminds me of what I could have been. A ditz. Instead I became an asshole. Second Zatch himself. He is such a cute blue dress wearing cross dresser!

Tales of Legendia-Jay cuz everyone looks good wearing side ponytails (except him). Second Solon cuz he is like my role model. Evil and brings up awkard moments along with being horribly creepy!

Samurai Champloo- MoMo (spelling right?) because he attacks perverts! GO MOMO GO! Second Jin, cause he looks like the result if Ishida and Jay had a baby.

Kingdom Hearts-RIKU (the guy not the freakin fairy thing) I LOVE RIKU! and Cloud. BUT RIKU ROCKS! He has a story... somewhere. A backstory? Well, who knows, lets just keep staring at him like nuttyness!

Bleach-KON! I love talking deformed stuffed animals! Second Ishida. I LOVE SEXY MEN WHO CAN SEW!!

Naruto-Neji! He is so cute, but I think he has the same voice actor as Jay's.

Okami- Issun! Super tiny, super cute Issun! Second Waka. Something about sexy French guys does it for me...even when the sexy guy is a video game where the characters all look like freakish dolls.

Tales of the Abyss-Jade. I thought he was just some long-haired hippe wearing glasses...then I realized he was a smart hippe wearing glasses.

Slayers- Zelgadiss. That skin condition is so not caused by a curse or whatever. It's from in-breeding. Wasn't Rezo his grandfather on BOTH SIDES of his family? That is what I call SERIOUSLY SCREWED UP. I like him cuz he's the serious, sometimes mellow character that is made to do the funniest stuff. (like dress up in a bunny suite in episode 41)

And to those who have yet to enjoy the greatness of Dragon Quest here are some reasons why it makes all other games cry:

1. Annoying constantly talking help characters who just WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP are NOT in Dragon Quest. The characters give you what you need to know when you need to know it.

2. The voices (well excpet the Hero's) totally make all other video games with voice actors cry. ANGELO! Can a voice have its own amount of sex appeal?

3. You can talk to your party. No 'read the journal stuff' if you don't know where to go ask your party, if you need to laugh talk to Yangus and Angelo, if you want random akwardness between you and your party talk to them constantly! They actually get ticked off if you talk to them too much.

4. So many weapons...so many ablities...so many shiny things...Did I mention Angelo is in it?

5. It is actually FUNNY. Unlike other games whose humor can only be understood if you know what's going on Dragon Quest can just be funny. Also Yangus attempting to talk using big words is funny enough.

6. Story line is so old fashion it's good! Most other manga or video games who try to get away with something so orginal suck at it. But Dragon Quest nails it.

7. The first bad guy looks like a clown (jester). That is just plain SCARY.

8. Pity, pity, pity. Pity if you haven't played the game becuase Rapthrone (freaky name) is actually a really cool bad guy.

9. Angelo and his charisma attacks. Made me have serious nose bleeds.

10. The simple love ending!!

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Dagon Quest 8: No Title by I.C.2014 reviews
Eight and the gang are still pursuing Leopold the dog while he is under the control of Rhapthorne, Eight and Angelo end up seperating from Yangus and the rest of the gang and they get captured. Weird things happen that are connected to Eight's past.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,617 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - [OC, Medea] Angelo, Munchie/Chen Mui - Complete
Ravenous by WRM reviews
Satisfy the hoennshipping, Yuuharu, RuSa hunger with drabbles. R&R please!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2005
Good Help is Hard to Find by Bishieluver01 reviews
My name is Onyx. After I broke my game, I fell into the ocean, almost drowned, and now have two ghosts by the names of Fenimore and Walter following me everywhere and in order to get home I have to help them... This sucks.
Tales of Legendia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,775 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007
Jailhouse Blues by Auron Belmont reviews
Fifth in a continuing series. Takes place after Keep Moving. Yangus takes it on his shoulders to keep everybody safe and sane while stuck in a cell. Spoilers to Purgatory Island.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
a form of madness by Lily10 reviews
There is something in him doomed to hurt her
Tales of Legendia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Queen of the Slipstream by Ro Anshi reviews
In her dreams, Jessica is free. Title from the Van Morrison song of the same name.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
A Little Piece by Ro Anshi reviews
In returning to the Tower of Alexandra, Jessica finds something she's been looking for. Spoilers for the last section of the game.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
A Christmas Story by Tsukino Luna reviews
All alone they thought to be with sad expressions on such a festive night. All other children and adults, gathered together to celebrate the day of Christmas Eve, all except for the three without the people that we call a family...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hunting for a Hunter: The Musical! by chamomo reviews
Norma Beatty's gone missing! It's up to Moses Sandor and friends to hunt her down! Pairings: NormaxMoses, light SenelxChloe.
Tales of Legendia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006
Tales on the Road to Argonia by Auron Belmont reviews
DQ VIII: Second in a continuing timeline. On the way to Argonia, Jessica decides to get to know her party members better with a few rounds of telling stories. Finished!
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Birthday Bash! by Tsukino Luna reviews
Senel and the rest of the Fun Bunch visits the Oresoren Village to pick Jay up, but find the Oresorens running around busily... They're throwing a birthday party for their most favorite person in the world... Jay! Slightly different final chapter!
Tales of Legendia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Babies, Soothers and Diapers, Oh My! by Tsukino Luna reviews
Norma and Moses have to care for 6 babies, but they're not just babies, it's the fun bunch that got turned into babies! Now Norma and Moses must figure out a way to change them back but can a Stupid Bandit and a Treasure Hunter really do it? NormaxMoses
Tales of Legendia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006
Karaoke Party! by Tsukino Luna reviews
Oh yeah! Starring Pop Stars Jay the Unseen, Moses Sandor and the rest of the TOTALLY bored Fun Bunch... and this is what they thought up of... A ‘KARAOKE FEST!’ while Jay completely regrets ever agreeing to Moses' stupid bet.
Tales of Legendia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Fullmetal and the Prisoner of Azkaban by KatieK3Y172 reviews
Roy found the Philosophers stone! It's at...Hogwarts! So now Ed is going as a 3rd year student! And Roy is going to be his father! And Al is Roy's brother! Will Ed kill poor Roy? Does Harry suspect something?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,126 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
An Unbelievable Journey by summer852 reviews
May wakes up in a whole new world. Searching for a way home with her new friend Sora. Can he help her or will she be stuck there forever?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2006
Operation: Date Attack! by chamomo reviews
When Norma overhears that Senel and Chloe are going on a date, what will she and Moses do to make things crazier than ever? Pairings: SenelxChloe, some NormaxMoses.
Tales of Legendia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
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Ring Any Bells? reviews
Yuppers, this fanfic will continue as planned this summer. No new fanfic will be created, it will continue on here. Noyem will finally lead Jay and the others into the Lekeya mansion.
Tales of Legendia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,966 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 8/3/2006
Dragon Quest 8: The Search for Dhoulmagus reviews
I know, poor title. Might change it. ANYWAYS, this is an abridgment of the story of Dragon Quest 8. My crazy reason for this is given inside. First chapter of story is up. You can click on it just outta kindness.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008