We are the Perverted Pen Pushers.

We do not forgive.

We do not...er...forget.

We do however love to write smut.

And that is why we are here, to be your source for all things smutty.

Enjoy our perviness!

Vampgirl18-

Greetings citizens of the interweb! I am Adrianna nickname is Adree. But much like Bella- you call me that by my whole name and you face my wrath. And I am awesome. No really I am. Google that shit.

I'm a girl and love one Mr. Jackson Rathbone who is so cool, and sweet, and funny...and Pattz...can't forget Pattz. He holds a special place in my heart, with his messy hair, and his nervous ticks, and his sloppily buttoned shirts. He is so damn fine... clears throat writing right. I'm old enough to be the youngest of this strange little foursome...giggle snort...but not old enough to drink. Not that it stops me. ;

I wish I could come up with something witty and smart sounding -like someone who sits in coffee shops and eats...scones. le sigh I'm not nearly as funny as these bitches, but I am pervy, which means I'm a perfect fit. For example- in my mind Pattz is VERY flexible and loves to whisper the song 'Closer' by the Nine Inch Nails into my ear during sex. Enough said.

I have been into Twilight for 3 and a half years. YEARS! I'm a legit fangirl for this shizz. I've been into FF for about the same amount too. I can still remember the first fanfic I read on Quizilla...it's too embarrassing to say. I'm also a fangirl for Harry Potter, and yes Cedric dazzles me.

You can find me at 100 Monkeys concerts or writing in my light-blocked room.

Her Homepage- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1451718/

Proud Member of the Daniel Gale h00r's