Bonjour Earthlings!!

I'm LazyPerfectionist17 (Rebecca to you lovely people). I'm young enough to be rebellious and fun, but lazy enough to stay here and pour out my random thoughts and observations to all of you instead.

Before you start reading any of my work, please know I am NOT a reliable writer. There is no scheduele, no plan for what I write. And I am inclined to catch writer's block for days at a time. However, despite all of that, I would LOVE for you to read my scribbles, and PLEEAASSE review. Not that I'm desperate or anything. I welcome CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM but if you're gonna be plain nasty, or make useless statements, leave me the hell alone. Please.

My thoughts are mainly consumed with The Mentalist, but other things crop up too, like CSI:NY and Harry Potter, and my ultimate guilty pleasure is Gilmore Girls. Gotta love the Lorelais!

Some More "Other Things That Crop Up":

My favourite book: "Stargirl" by Jerry Spinelli.

My favourite movie: "Niagara Niagara".

My favourite show: "The Mentalist".

My favourite food: Mac&Cheese.

My favourite song: "More Than Words" by Extreme.

My favourite pastimes: Reading/Writing/Rollerskating/Playing guitar.

My favourite band: Snow Patrol.

My favourite flowers: Lilies.

Quotes/Mottos I Love:

"Hakuna Matata" -Timon & Pumbaa, "The Lion King".

"We're here for a good time, not a long time." -Nicola Mechie, "My Family Tree".

"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what." - Atticus Finch, "To Kill A Mockingbird".

"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled!" -Hermione Granger, "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone".

"Get up, get out, get away from these liars, 'cause they don't get your soul or your fire." -Gary Lightbody, "Open Your Eyes". (Snow Patrol)

"If you are not very careful, your possessions will possess you. TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal." -Marina Diamandis, "Oh, no!" (Marina and the Diamonds)

"When in doubt, don't." -Patrick Jane, "The Mentalist".

"Go to hell...take a toothbrush!" -Teresa Lisbon, "The Mentalist".

"A wise woman kisses but doesn't love, leaves before she is left, and forgets before she is forgotten." -Marilyn Monroe.

"Violence is never the answer; unless the question is 'what is never the answer?' " -My Physics Buddy.

"You say: 'in my day we were better behaved', but it's not your day no more!" -Amy MacDonald, "Youth of Today".

"You're so full of sin, even the devil rates you." -Robbie Williams, "Karma Killer".

"I'm contemplating thinking about thinking." -Robbie Williams, "Come Undone".

"I chose guitar over ballet, and I'd take these suckers down 'cause they just get in my way." -Katy Perry, "One of the Boys".

"Don't say that right now...'cause we're right in the middle of a f*cking intersection." -Marcie, "Niagara, Niagara".

And the best one of all...

"Rebecca, if you were a Pokemon...you would be Retard-emon." -My Dad, "My Family Tree". Freaking love him.

Anyway...

So...I heart talking about any of the above or just anything really, so if you think you can handle my weirdness, feel free to toss me a message!

Anyway, I'm going to stop rambling now, before I bore you all to tears. Please read, review, message, the LOT. Unless you're insane. In fact, to hell with it, I'm insane. If you can reach the keyboard from your straightjacket, bring on the nutjobs!

Cheerybye!!! x