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Magical Me

Name: Monica

Nickname: Muncha

Prefers being called : Monica

Age: 15

Loves: Harry Potter, reading, a guy, socks (a new obsession), being at my grandmas house, being called a pain in the ss, being in the center of attention (should change that), laughing, being happy, sleeping, mis-matched socks, fanfiction, hugs, egg nog and the color purple.

Hates/Pet Peeves: When people make fun of someone, when people over exaggerate, when people hang up on you, cowards, my brother !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HE DID SOMETHING SO FCKING STUPID! THE THOUGHT MAKES ME WANT TO PULL MY HAIR OUT OF MY HEAD!), how I blush easily, how I'm flattered easily, when people make fun of me, when people hurt me for no reason, slapping, Calvin, when people twist my words, and the word fat.

Wants: A happy dance and more socks.

Random: When I write, I start my S from the bottom. How cool.

I only read JPLE fanfics :)

1. My Real Name - Monica

2.My Detective Name ( My favorite color and my favorite animal) - Purple Dog

3. My Soap Opera Name (Your middle name and the street you live on.) -Samantha Gosford

4. My Starwars Name (first three letters of your sirname, first two letters of your first name, and last three letters of your mother's maiden name) -Tremoiek

5. My Superhero Name (your second favorite color and your favorite drink) -green eggnog

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Chocolate Covered Love by johnnydicaprio reviews
Me and Potter? Please. Don't make laugh. Of course I haven't just kissed James Potter. Of course I'm not running away from him as fast as my legs will carry me. Don't be ridiculous. Who told you this atrocious lie? I promise I'll only kill them a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,452 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Stag in the Wandlight by siriusly klutzy reviews
As newly appointed Head Girl, I had my entire year planned out, and nobody could ruin that. Except for Dumbledore, who did so by assigning James Potter as Head Boy. And for some reason, the Head Boy believes that I need more action in my life. Fantastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,322 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Like a Romantic Comedy by cosmopolitan reviews
LJ: they say that life is like a box of chocolates. Personally, though, I don't see it, if anything, it's more like a romantic comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,972 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snippets of Love and Life – Drabbles! by Nezz reviews
Some unrelated Drabbles about the wonderful characters in Harry Potter, mostly Marauders. Funny and sad, fluffy and dark. Give it a try, I'll appreciate it and you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
More About Sirius Than You Want to Know by GryffindorGals reviews
Sirius makes a late night confession to his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius's Pig Puppet by GryffindorGals reviews
Sirius's emotional struggle with letting go of a childhood toy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
I hear you have a little crush by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
“Well Evans…word has it…you have a little crush,” Potter said theatrically. He grinned at me as Sirius spoke with mock curiosity, “Oh, oh James…who in the world might that be?” I watched Potter smirk as he said,“Well Sirius…apparently…it’s me.”L/J ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cinderella was a Redhead by NeLLyRaE reviews
Lily Evans has problems she sleepwalks, and always ends up in weird places she's flunking Arithmancy, she has no boyfriend her best friends is obsessed with dieting James Potter won't stop annoying her and she has no boyfriend. but will that change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,438 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
At Least Three Packs a Day by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Lily has an addiction and Alice is not happy about it. James approaches Lily about her problem and interesting results are found. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What's the Address to Siberia? by siriusly klutzy reviews
I know what jealousy is. I could get a dictionary right now and show you the word. But knowing what it is isn’t anything like experiencing it. And who knew I would be jealous of something over James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Finding a Joke in Every Situation Possible by xxpiratexx reviews
Long title. I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of another. A rather funny instance occurs in Defense Against the Dark Arts. Lily, of course, laughs. Lily Evans...Marauder Era. Not really JPLE, because the fic is merely humor. But yeah.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Creepy Stuffed Iguanas by xxpiratexx reviews
James and Lily humor piece. Randomness is abundant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Flower Has Wilted by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
A poem about James, Lily, and Harry. Kinda sad, but I like it. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/10/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers by books4evah reviews
A room that smells of vinegar... A friend who stabs people with cups... An adventure with a pet grindylow named 'Grindy'... A severe loss of manliness... A romance... All the symptoms of an escapade in the boys' dormitories. A Lily/James fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Distractions by MissMarauder5 reviews
James, much to Lily’s surprise, gives her a notebook as a birthday present. Somewhat disappointed, Lily shoves it into her book bag. However, not until it disrupts her History of Magic lesson, does she realise that it isn’t just a notebook…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Shower Thoughts by Tyem Marodyor reviews
Ever wondered what the Marauders, Lily Evans and her two friends thought in the shower? It only takes one question, and they all want Lily to answer...and soap gets in Sirius' eyes. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nailed by katterpillar reviews
Who could have known one gnarled little nail could have caused such utter pandemonium? Oneshot, humor. Marauders Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sexy Black Hair and Other Things I Can't Help but by siriusly klutzy reviews
Being bad at Arithmacy is one thing. Being bad at it because you're bad with numbers is another. But being horrible at it because you got caught staring at James Potter when you should be taking a test really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Thief by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
A holiday oneshot. Lily Evans hated that singing Santa. Something had to be done about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily and James: An Epic Tale! by yellowxxxlily reviews
I love you! I hate you! Lets get married! Heard that line far too many times? A comical look at the classic, excuse me, epic Lily and James story. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love Bites by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
“Sorry? That’s all I get is a sorry! Look at this! I have my anniversary date with Lily in an hour and I cannot go out with a big Padfoot hickey on my neck!” [LilyJames Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Looking Through The Window by LadyMarauderette reviews
I must not look out the window, I WILL not look out the window. I’m Lily Evans, and I have a problem, a big problem. I’m obsessed. Obsessed with staring out of my bedroom window, into my neighbour’s bedroom, which has no blinds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Stole My Blender by Amiiix3 reviews
“Lily, didn’t you hear what I told you? James stole your blender!” Tally said, surprised her friend could stay this calm over such a dire emergency...LilyJames conflict. Hehe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Loving You by ashantelle reviews
Love is the greatest thing you'll ever feel. It is the greatest thing you'll ever experience. Loving you is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me... JL, AU.. read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
You Lub Me! by theamazingmo reviews
James is afraid of skating. Sirius is obsessed with 'sourcows'.Remus is an ex'Twirly Dancer' as he has been dubbed by James.A skating lesson with Lily includes a dip in the frozen lake, which of course results in a cold, but a lovely conclusion from James
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Starting anew by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A one shot in which James is rejected yet again, but somehow lands himself dancing with Lily Evans and nearly killing her with a hipshake [not to be confused with a milkshake].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily Had a Little Lamb by Liebesbrief reviews
“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete