One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.

Instead of galactic peril and the rush to save Earth, there's homework and detention. But Miranda's still a cheerleader, Liara's still a nerd, and Shepard's still a flirt. High school AU. Tentative FShepard/Miranda... if Liara can keep it in her pants.

**UNDER RENOVATION** Jokes aside, the Mass Effect Universe is dark, scary and dangerous as hell. So what on Earth is a girl to do if she lands smack dab in the middle of it all? Mindoir to end of ME1. Give it a try, it might surprise you.

Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...

Sequel to A Degeneration in Mass. Having turned her back on Cerberus, Shepard finds the information on the Shadow Broker from a different source and needs to try and work on her fragile, nearly destroyed friendship with Liara if they are to triumph. Does not follow canon.

Quite soon after the events of the Collector Base, Commander Shepard meets someone, with whom they share a lot of qualities...

A collection of any one-shot and drabble ideas that randomly come to me. All will be FemShep/Ashley. Now officially discontinued. Any further one-shots will be posted as individual stories.

Shepard learns the way of art, friendship, heartbreak, revenge and love through three simple things. Kasumi, ramen and cherry lambrini. FemShep/Kasumi, FemShep/Miranda FEMSLASH

Discontinued but being rewritten as 'Fate Rewritten: Vertigo'. Self insert that starts off at Mindoir and carries through.

I wake up in a new world, a world I know nothing about. Sure I've heard of the game, I've read the stories, but do I have what it takes to help the galaxy's hero stop our galaxy from ending? I doubt it.

Miranda Lawson is a cold, hard, calculating woman. Nothing more. Commander Shepard isn't so sure. FShep/Miranda character study

After ME2, Samara finds evidence of another rogue Ardat Yakshi on the loose. The only lead that they have is a damaged woman who had been pulled to the ME universe against her will. Soldier Femshep/Samara

Or, five times Miranda Lawson doesn't believe Shepard and the one time she does . Because Doubting Thomas isn't the only person that was a little more than wary of a supposed savior. Miranda/F!Shepard. Oneshot.

She could save the whole Citadel, destroy armies of geth, and take down a reaper. Yet, when it came to women, Robyn Shepard was unarmed, unskilled and rather oblivious. FemShep/liara and FemShep/Miranda

Liara let's fem Shepard in on a little secret.

FemShep. Beginning like in-game with the difference that Ashley can be someone more than a friend or just Gunnery Chief... Bad at summaries. femShep x Ash centered but all characters included in the story, like in the game.

After recruiting Tali, Miranda discovers a flaw in her reconstruction of Shepard. She makes a promise to herself to make sure Shepard pulls through. goes to Suicide Mission. Fluff. slight FemShep/Miranda. Smidge AU. Not very good at summaries, sorry!

One of the very few times I make a Birthday wish and it actually comes true. Things go terribly wrong and I have to find a way to keep this universe going smoothly despite my big mouth.