Hello! Welcome to the madness.

I'm NOT new to FF.net. In fact, I'm an old-school member who has had a rebirth for the good of fanfiction. Just it time, too.

Some of you may know me as Aiwen from long ago, some of you may not know me.. My point is.. Now that I'm back.. .I have A LOT more t obring to the proverbial table.

I've been watching an UNHOLY amount of Anime, playing video games, and other stuffs.

My point is, added to my Potter Prowess and my TolkieniteTendencies, I know also have the fic abilities of Music Monger, Machinima Masta,Sci-fi Samurai,Goddess of Gaming, Anime Angel, and ... more obviously, Alliteration A-masser.

Now take that.. and DOUBLE it.. because I've also become more l33t in a new feild: Artwork.

Yup. Thats right.. And, luckily for you guys, I'm totally willing to illustrate YOUR fics_

On one condition: I get credit for the artwork. Pretty fair, eh?

In the fic department, I'm reposting one of my forgotten projects, and I'm hopefully going to pick it up again with my new and improved styleization.

Well.. That's about everything..

(OUTDATED MASSIVELY.. ARCHIVAL PURPOSES NLY)Aiwen:.. I thought this page needed a bit of an update..

Mini jack sparrow:.. Indeed it did.

Aiwen:.. Well, currently, I have 3 fics up. The Evils of Fans, which is a mega-uber-ultimate-insane-chaotic-

MJS:.. That's enough-

Aiwen:.. right...-Crossover-that takes place in Hogwarts. The Various characters may only return to their own times if the learn how to stop evil fan things.. like slash, mary sues, and evil mutant bunnies. Another fic, A Very Interesting Year, is a HP/LOTR crossover in MWPP time. .. and thirdly, part one of The Mary Sue Files.. a possibly nearly endless series that could (if fed enough) in time extend to InuYasha, LotR, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop and various other places where MarySues lurk..

MJS:.. Don't get her wrong, Aiwen mostly despises HP..mostly

Aiwen:.. Yeah, I'm a lotr gal, but it's harder to wite fics to lotr cos Tolkien did them so completely.. eyes shine.. it is all written so perfectly and non contradictory.. one could spend a lifetime study-

MJS:.. you're doing it again

Aiwen:.. Oh.. sorry..... Anyway, Hp is easy to write to cos 1) we know very little about MWPP time 2).. Rowling never explanis anything. you can make it your own. 3) I think werewolves are cuddly!

MJS:.. Wait, not only did that last one not have anything to with writing hp fics,... but it was completely wrong.. werewolves are growly and bitey-fied.

Aiwen:.. Right. But they are definitely nicer than bunnies.

MJS:..No one's denying that!

Lord Fluffy Sesshomaru:.. sits there

Aiwen:. .WHOO! SESSHY!

MJS:.. He's so cool he doesn't even have to do anything to be cool!

Aiwen:RIGHT! Why are you here?

Sesshomaru:.. I'm supposed to be possible foreshadowing for the InuYasha fics you may eventually write.Oh. And I'm supposed to get you back on subject.. you were discussing fics.

Aiwen:...Awesome! Thanks, feudal Japan! Anyway, the Dog demon is right. I'll be posting some fics in the future..

MJS:.. Map them out spiffily!

Aiwen: RIGHT! Possible format goes as follows.
Coming Soon..(revised) Eventually (Cos school's almost out..er.. back in session!)
1. Spinoffs to A Very Interesting Year
A. "Whats in the Pumpkin Juice" A musical
B. "Gandy and Doobies Hogwarts Spectacular" A Kareoke Musical.

2. "The Ladies Man" Plotless humor about Sirius Lee Black's unexplainable talent.

3. "Insatiable" Will be serious with very little humor. No agnst. No slash. Remus in 7th year. Why would the Marauders think Remus was the traitor? Maybe it has something to do with this...

4. "It's Magic, ya know " A fic where the 6th year Maruaders learn how to do magic without wands. This magic can't be tracked by the ministry and you can do more than parlor tricks with it. Very plotified but still some good ol' Marauder humor.

5. "The Marauderz" They decide to start a band. They are the biggest thing to hit London in the 70's..
A:.."Behind the Music" The VH1 special to the Marauderz sucess, and how come no one remembers them..

Aiwen:.. Well.. that about covers it

MJS:.. It's gonna be a long summer,er(revised).. 10th grade year

Aiwen:.. yup. specially if I start illustrating my fics.

MJS:.. Indeed.

Aiwen: ... If you have any special fic requests or ideas that you want me to write, e-mail me or shove 'em in a review..

MJS:.. That's all for now.. Seacrest OUT

Aiwen:.. Ahh.. .gotta love the Ryan Seacrest jokes...
"Live forever... Or die trying."

Ironic Phrase(s) of the Momement..
"Heads will roll if you don't get that Guillotine fixed!"

"You just better hope and pray there isn't a god.. well.. hope, at least.."

"Shut your mouth, and eat your food!"

"I've told you a thousand times, I DON'T EXAGGERATE!"

ADVICE:
Save a Horse, Ride A Cowboy.
SPACE

My FAVORITE Things, A few Of:
Lord of the Rings,
Vamp and Were books and movies..
Pie.. Well.. Not really, but weebl and bob rule.
Trigun
Cowboy Bebop
Lupin 3rd (or to our French.. er.'friends' Howard 3rd)
Case Closed
InuYasha
Calculating the airspeed velocity of unladen EUROPEAN swallows
And Various other things that I don't feel like saying-

MJS: Typing.
--That i don't feel like typing now.

ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE:
Forty-two. It's quite obvious now that you think about it .. If now we only new the question,eh?..If you get the Question, tell me.. if of course the universe hasn't collapsed upon itself and been replaced by something more inexplicable...

Now for the REAL pressing question...
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

FORTY TWO! No.. Doesn't fit.. Ahh.. Enough wood to burn a fire long enough for a Magical Elf to forge a silver toothpick on mt kilmanjaro by the light of the full moon.
..I'm sure that's what you're all thinking,yes.. But how, if a fire was burning, could the Magical Elf forge said toothpick by the light of the full moon?. . . Not to mention the fact that Magical Elves don't really like Mt Kilmanjaro as on a full moon the lighting isn't feng shui, and we ALL know the Toothpick forging elf clan is ALL about feng shui...