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Author has written 2 stories for D N Angel, and Vampire Knight.

To all that dare enter here, welcome and beware, insanity ensues beyond this point.

My pen name stands for SHadowsOnTheWall, but someone already had that name so I had to abbreviate it. It's also supposed to be SHOT!W, but it wouldn't let me include the exclamation point. T.T

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My name is...ECLIPSE! Or you can call me Elliet, either works. I'm a girl, but who really cares.

I am 22 years old. It sucks. I feel old, especially next to fellow fans of the books I like.

These include: Harry Potter, Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I also like several mangas, including: Fruits Basket, D.N. Angel, and Vampire Knight.

I absolutely love magical girl anime. I loved Sailor Moon, until I found Pretty Cure. It's my favorite. I also love Winx Club. It's not an anime but it is about magical girls (fairies).

I'm a bit lot of a weirdo psycho. [Edit: Wow, that didn't even make sense] I talk to myself...or more accurately, the several hundred imaginary people that live in my house.

...I think that was a bit too much info. Oh well.

I might also drag in the voices in my head into my stories, so I'll introduce them.

KING ELLIET - representation of my over-sized insanity. His name must always be written in all caps...or he will find you! (lol, jk)

Smae Jutsgot - name came from my keyboard-dyslexia as I like to call it, aka my inability to type correctly. The word smae was supposed to be 'same' and jutsgot was supposed to be 'just got'. I thought they were funny at the time and choose to use them as a name.

Dash and Dawn - loving couple. They were in a dream one night where I was a dude (Dash) and I just named her Dawn 'cause I felt like it.

Evil Emmett (wow, almost forgot about him) - product of my (ex-)Twilight obsession (I say ex because I've moved on to PJO).

There used to be another guy but he died.

Anyway, on to more important matters, my stories.

I have two stories on here that I probably wont finish (sorry), but I have new ones planned and a few originals on FictionPress under the same pen name.

Now for some insanity!


I find these everywhere and they're hilarious so I decided to do my own.

Note: If I don't leave a (comment) it means this: Um...what? (I just didn't feel like typing over and over, haha #4)

MP3 SHUFFLE

1.Put your iPod/MP3 player on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

The Anthem

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

So What (Not cool guys! LOL)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Spotlight

4. WHAT IS 22?

Over and Over

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Asshole Father (Nuh-uh!)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Last of the American Girls (Wha?! I don't even like girls!) [Edit: I can't remember why I wrote that. I'm bi.]

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Sugar We’re Going Down

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

If Today Was Your Last Day (Depressing much?)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Jesse’s Girl (Well, this is getting weird.)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Chop and Change

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Got It Right This Time (Hahaha! I better have!)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

...But Home Is Nowhere

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Perfectly Good Heart (Creeeeeeepy.)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Avarice (O.o)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Dance in the Dark

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

The Edge Of Glory

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Riot Girl (What, did I get trampled during a riot?)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

House of Wolves (Hahahaha! Must be where I get trampled by the Riot Girl. "I knew I shouldn't have gone in there!")

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Affliction

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

I Know You Want Me

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Song for Dad (Huh?)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

I Belong To You (Ok...)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

It Ends Tonight (LOL they found out I'm destined to be with a girl.)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Once in a Lifetime

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Bounce


I liked that one, so I found another one! (A lot of them are from the soundtrack for the game Infinite Undiscovery, labeled IUS.)

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

Town in Despair (IUS, but a nice catchy opening title though.)

Waking Up:

Lullaby (Haha don't wanna wake up! IUS)

First Day At School:

I Write Sins not Tragedies (School is a tragedy, isn't it?)

Making Your New Best Friend:

Private Show (...I've never even listened to that song.)

Falling In Love:

Everybody (Yay! I love everyone!)

Breaking Up:

Miracle (Yeah, it's hard keeping up a relationship with so many people.)

Prom:

Dance in the Dark (Blackout!)

Graduation:

This Afternoon (No way!)

Life's Okay:

Wavering in the Darkness (Dun-dun-dun. IUS)

Death of a Close Friend:

Know Your Enemy (Heehee gonna get my revenge.)

Mental Breakdown:

Jesus, Take the Wheel (Ok...not even Christian, maybe I should take that song off my mp3.)

Driving:

Anytime (LOL except I don't know how.)

Flashback:

Broken Hearts Parade (What? I thought my breakup was a miracle.)

Getting Back Together:

Victims of Love (Aren't we all?)

Birth of Child:

21 Guns (Eep! Not my baby!)

Wedding Scene:

The Violet Hour (Love that song! I would totally play that at my wedding!)

Car Accident:

Some Hearts (...)

Final Battle:

Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends (Hahaha I was right! REVENGE!)

Death Scene:

So What (Hahahahahaha!)

Funeral Song:

...But Home is Nowhere (Wow got that for the other one too. I should read the lyrics.)

End Credits:

Disquieting Sanctuary (Um...set-up for a sequel? IUS)

Deleted Scenes:

Cleaving Blade (Nooooo! I want everyone to see my REVENGE! IUS)


More to be added later!

For now, signing off,

ECLIPSE!

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The Hanged Man by ShadowedSoulSpirit reviews
In his youth, Noctis was effective in telling everyone what he was thinking. In his final moments, however, he thought ten things no one would ever know. An alternate ending story. Warnings Inside.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum, Regis Lucis Caelum CXIII, Ardyn Izunia - Complete
Little Old Me by Klappy reviews
A baby. Prompto is a freaking baby. No, not just mentally as Ignis always reproved. He is literally a baby.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum - Complete
This Isn't Our Car by Sir Lofty reviews
Set during the game right after Noctis and the gang recover the Regalia. The four friends stop off in Lestallum, but something isn't quite right...Noctis is positive that car they have, ISN'T the Regalia. Silliness follows in this funny little fic that i wrote for nothing more than Shits and Giggles
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Annabeth Chase Vs The Internet by ithinkabouttrees reviews
The head councilors of each cabin are given a special reward; laptops! But what happens when someone with all the wisdom in the world is pitted against something with no wisdom at all? Insanity, that's what. It's Annabeth's first "normal" summer in a very long time, and things are about to get pretty crazy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,236 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Five Times Noctis Gets Kidnapped by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
Noctis grew up as the perfect target for kidnapping/ransom. Obviously at some point he was sat down by an adult and told what to do in the event of being taken. What his instructors didn't count on was the fact that he's... well. He's Noctis. FFXV Kink Meme fill for the 5 times Noctis gets kidnapped.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Regis Lucis Caelum CXIII, Nyx, Ravus Nox Fleuret - Complete
Dear Fanfiction by inescapablesuffering reviews
The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 211 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 3926 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Visitors by Riona reviews
Who are we, who have been so blessed to share our stories like this? To speak across centuries? (Altaïr, Ezio, Edward, Haytham, Shay, Connor, Aveline, Desmond: eight people strangely bonded, able to meet and converse and occasionally attempt to murder each other across the boundaries of time and space. Inspired by Sense8.)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,677 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., Haytham K.
The Auditore Letters by EADF reviews
Ezio's letter sparks a feud when he accidentally insults Claudia.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Claudia A., Ezio A. - Complete
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Lightning and Fang Sitting In A Tree by Raziel12 reviews
A series (hopefully) of Fang/Light shorts based on the Fangrai February (now Fangrai Forever) prompts. Chapter 39: Yun courtship traditions are odd to say the least. It's a good thing then that Lightning is getting a crash course.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 161,381 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2013 - [Fang, Lightning]
24 by QueenBee19 reviews
24 one shots from Luke Castellan. Starting with his 24th Birthday, and ending with his 1st.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Thalia G.
Julia by thedemigodsinthebluepolicebox reviews
He was smiling. They all were smiling. How come they were always smiling? As Julia grew up, she realized the answer. One Shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Percy J., Julia - Complete
End of the End by Alahnore reviews
"Dear Yuri, I'm sorry. I guess I haven't been as okay as I thought." / Game spoilers. Alternate scenario. Character death.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Flynn S., Yuri L.] - Complete
Just A Dream by Raziel12 reviews
Lightning dreams and wonders just what is real and what isn't. Sort of set in the same AU as "Tell Me A Story" and "Ordinary Heroes".
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Lightning, Fang
Of Apples and Discord by LiLy-saLvatore-cuLLen reviews
Everything seemed to be going well for Percy Jackson since the defeat of Kronos 2 summers ago, but with the arrival of a new demigod whose parentage is yet to be determined, that causes unrest among the Gods of Olympus, comes another choice that is bestowed upon Percy. SEQUEL NOW COMPLETE AND POSTED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,157 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Hero by Xazz reviews
Desmond visits Lucy's grave after waking up from the Animus. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
WTF by ncalkins reviews
Percy turned into a girl! WHAT! Zeus, Posiden, Hades, Apollo and Hermes are falling for her. Wait, what dose Luke and mr. D want. Please tell me Kronos stays away. Hopfuly you deside and how he would come! ooc
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,754 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
Death to the Nonbeliever by levampirekisses reviews
So your best friend is such a Twihard that she’s convinced she was sucked into the book itself. But what would you do if the same thing happened to YOU? This regular girl wishes she had paid a little more attention “reading” Twilight when she finds herse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,800 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Unexpected by HAWTgeek reviews
When Annabeth found out she was pregnant, she freaked out and broke up with Percy. She had the baby, Sarah,and gave her up. Seven years later,they got another chance to raise their daughter. Will things go back to the way they were? Or is this permanent?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,604 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Danae by Whispered Melodies reviews
Jason was so sick of looking at that gods-forsaken boat. Jason learns that there is more to the story Percy Jackson than there seems. He, Leo and Piper meet the person who was with him from the beginning. A mortal named Sally Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Jason G., Sally J. - Complete
Stand Tall by vpen1729 reviews
How exactly do you explain to someone that they were a tree? Post Sea of Monsters, how Thalia wakes up and finds out what happened to her. T for some swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,633 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Thalia G.
DGM Demigod Messenger by BelieveInMeTonight reviews
What do you get when you mix a chat room, demi-gods, and gods? Answer: Chaos. Little Mermaid underpants, Finding Nemo pajamas, Spy Thalia, and Athena with a frying pan. Chaos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Monteriggioni's GhostBirdMan by Xazz reviews
You don't really expect your new home to be full of ghosts, or to almost have a man fall right on top of you out of the sky. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Ezio A. - Complete
Like Fathers, Like Sons by Takara Phoenix reviews
Family dinner at Sally's, with the whole bunch. Though Percy's behaviour sets the mood a bit at edge. Nico could have been a bit more tender! And what's it that Hades is remembering? Nico/Percy, Hades/Poseidon slash Nicercy - Sequel "Like Fathers, Like Sons II" is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Hades, Poseidon] - Complete
The Elevator Ride by thejordanandhervices reviews
So far it's a three-shot. Nico and Hades' elevator ride to Olympus./ Nico accidentally sees Hercules the Disney movie./ Percy sees a commercial for Intuniv, the ADHD medicine.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Nico A., Hades - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Depths of Tartarus by xXxShiniXKazexXx reviews
He thought that the Fates were done with him. Instead, three hundred - or was it four hundred? - years after TLO, he starts thinking otherwise. Eventual Percy/Annabeth. AU, no elements of HoO. Rated for Grover's Swearing Spree. Sequel up. -Shini&Kaze
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,217 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Life Turned Upside Down by DesertSnake19 reviews
Chapter four finally up yay! The pups are now 15 and on to high school : Review and Comment
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,994 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Jacob, Edward
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Change by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
Edward wishes he could be human for Bella, so he wouldn't have to risk hurting her anymore. He wishes he could be human so he could live a long and happy life with her. But what happens when that wish comes true? Rated T for occasional limes. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,812 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
This Is A Crossover by TotalDramaKingdomHearts reviews
Percy, T.D., Thalia, and Nico visit Atlantica! What follows? Diva rants, mermaid sluttiness, and utter destruction! In the same continuity as This is A Pen.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Percy J.
All Because of Walmart by JMFanficQueen reviews
As I sat there on the couch, staring at the doctor, I couldn't help feeling sorry for him. He was in for a couple of long and stressful weeks. That's what happens when vampires go to therapy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 57,459 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pain by Vanished Snowflake reviews
Nobody cared. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Nico A.
101 reasons by the god of the underworld by Psychogoth reviews
His love for her was never truly expressed until the faithful day came when he got a hold of a piece of paper and pen. Hades writes down 101 reasons why he 'hates' Persephone
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
What I love about the game by darkshadowgirl
This is just random observations my friend and I made about the game, WRITTEN IN STORY FORM! yay
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Of the Alphabet and Boredom by Manic Pixie reviews
A child of the Big Three's first guide to the alphabet, as written by Nico, Thalia, and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Mile High Club by Tenshi no Kiri reviews
Percy hopes that Zeus might make an exception and let him fly, just this once. For Felicity Dream's Olympic Challenge. Originally posted on AFF. Slash, Smut, Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Percy J., Zeus - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
The Protector by tragicromance reviews
Set roughly in around Eclipse I think. Edward is away and Bella gets lonely. She also gets a surprise visitor in the middle of the night... More chapters to come
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
You Know What You Are by shalu reviews
"For the Love of Jasper" One-Shot Contest: Who is in control? Jasper thinks he has settled into his existence, but Alice brings an earthquake of doubt to crack his foundation. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Not So Innocent After All by 0041523 reviews
Edward over hears Jacob's explicit, but not so explicit thoughts about his precious little angel. "I saw red. No, I saw Jacob Black’s dead, mangled body against a tree." -Edward Cullen. NO CHARACTER DEATH. Canon. OverProtectiveDaddy!Edward. 1Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Fever by tildycatpuss reviews
Bella is reaching new levels of frustration at Edward not willing to push his boundaries with her. Alice proposes to Edward a way in which Jasper could help ease Bella’s tension. Set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hangman by Cap'NCupcake reviews
“How about W?” Percy looked perplexed, once again. “W? Who guesses W?” “I do!” she said angrily. Percy and Annabeth, playing a game of Hangman. Percabeth two-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by stephenie-inspired-novelwriter reviews
Edward has always been too careful with Bella, and refuses to have sex with her until she's changed, but sex is the one human experience she refuses to give up. When she seeks out Carlisle's help, will he be able to refuse her? AU M for lemon HOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Undiscovered Moments by ChibiOkami06 reviews
A series of oneshots from the daily lives of the characters of IU before, during, and after their adventure. Pairings will vary. Expect spoilers. Suggestions for what to write are welcome.
Infinite Undiscovery - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Capell, Sigmund
And yet more skits! by Proponent of EVO reviews
More skits! D
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Yuri L. - Complete
Yuri's lesson by little rosebud reviews
Set during the event at Heliord where you have to choose someone to seduce a knight. Yuri is having a really bad day. He had to seduce a guard and now he runs into the last person he could have wished for at this time. Slight Flynn/Yuri, cross dressing.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Yuri L., Flynn S. - Complete
Carlisle and Bella by manywords reviews
Bella seeks out Carlisle for assistance with a disagreement that she and Edward are having. A very lemony first fan fic attempt. Reviews and feedback are much appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Blessed Love by Foxfiregddss reviews
I felt Jacob didn't get a fair chance in Twilight, so this story is for him! Jacob saves the day and then acts so strangly! Come read to find out why!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Blood Bonds by Dark Dreamer 92 reviews
What happens when Zero and Kaname make a deal. I do not own any characters and rate for lemons in later chapters. Please review and I'll update as soon as I can. Don't like DON'T read.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Zero K., Kaname K.
A Strange Relationship by lightpathetic reviews
Story 1: In chapter 30,Zero drinks Kaname's blood and halts his descent into madness, but it is not the end of the story. Zero still needs blood and Kaname is ... affected by his gift. How will they work it out? KanameXZero. No lemon. Sorry.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,207 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the rise of the Black Lord by poenix-child-mina reviews
Harry is getting ready for another year at Hogwarts. Hoping to change the terrible events of his fourth year he throws him self into the action.AU.The continue of HP and the power the dark lord knows not. Read that first!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,059 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Harry P.
The Mirror and the Mask by Writing Muse reviews
YOAI! For so long Zero has hated Kaname, but within just a moment they see the other side of each other. KanameXZero, IchijouXShiki
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,950 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Kaname K., Zero K.
A Second Chance: The Rewrite by S.L reviews
The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,251 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 3,159 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and the power the Dark Lord knows not by poenix-child-mina reviews
Harry tired of the pain and misery decides that it´s time to leave the protection of privet drive. But as he´s leaving he gets the surprise of a lifetime.NOT SLASH!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Otherside by MaxFic reviews
AU. Picks up near the end of OotP. Harry saw Sirius fall into the veil after being stunned by Bellatrix Lestrange. What would happen if he ran in after him? No Pairings yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Harry P.
Dimensions by Englishgirl reviews
Set after OOTP. Harry wakes up to find himself in a world of turmoil and confusion. what's wrong with Remus and why is his father there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,791 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Harry P.
Joking a Malfoy by AbRaCaDaBrA reviews
A Harry Potter Alternate Universe moment. This is exactly why the Sorting Hat doesn't - and shouldn't - have a sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M., Draco M.
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Cononaka reviews
I am different from other vampire hunter. Most's families were attacked and killed with only them surviving. My family are vampires. My father, Akira, is a Conoway, a purebred hunter my mother, Naomi, a Nitanaka, a pureblood vampire. Tiny VKKarin XOver.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007
Etsuko's Dark Adventure reviews
Etsuko Kendouchi is the daughter of Kosuke Niwa's cousin. She just happens to be coming to live with him and his family for a whole year. Will she find out their secret? Will she fall in love? AU. Maybe EtsuDark
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Dark M.