Reggithetubaman
"The perfect band has the same ingredients as the perfect pie: disipline and excelence in both the parts and the maker" Low brass kicks @$$ FREE LOUIE! Hello, World. I like pie and pi if you have a problem with that I don't want to hear it. Thank you, have a caffinated day. "The party's over, brother's and sister's, it's the end of mankind as we know it! Hail and fire! Put down your double lattes and reach for your umbrellas! Brush up on your swimming kiddies because the tides arisen and the seas a comin in! A storms a brewin! It's gunna be a hell of a week!" SKY WHALES RULE!You are all doomed to failure. Enjoy. Chicken is for Nuggets Pigs are food not friends NUKE THE WHALES! In mother Russia you no drive car; car drive you. Fluba- the combination of the dainty flute and the mighty tuba. I, saddly, once played the flute. Then I saw the light, didn't like it, and switched to the dark side, I now play tuba. Pain is much more enjoyable when you are not the one experiencing it. Steps To World Domination: 1. Realise that time travel is impossible. 2. Realise that all objectives must take place in the present and/or future. 3. Begin world domination. 4. Enjoy. I may be crazy, but you're still just jealous. The grass is always greener on the other bands football field. How do you get rid of a flute player? 1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want. 2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners. 3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you. 4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food. 5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the steet. 6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy." 7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity. 8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all. 9. Life is more fun when as far as you can tell its all just a very excentric merage. 10. Counting is useless. what is the difference between3 and10 anyway? 11. Math is fun and easy when you make up the numbers. Salvandorum pauticus, Damnandorum mulitiudo. The box is all. Irecently noticed that Silly String is not that funny. Silly puddy is very funny though! but not that tasty. |
