Shalome, Earthdwellers! I come in peace!

Famous Last Words:

1. Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait.
In response to an attending doctor who attempted to comfort him by saying, "General, I fear the angels are waiting for you."
~~ Ethan Allen, American Revolutionary general, d. 1789

2. Am I dying or is this my birthday?
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964

3. Nothing, but death.
When asked by her sister, Cassandra, if there was anything she wanted.
~~ Jane Austen, writer, d. July 18, 1817

4.Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.
~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827

REDNECK WORDS OF WISDOM (From the website itself):

-I'm bowed up like a Halloween cat

-He's riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels

-That'll go over like a pregnant pole vaulter

-Nuttier than a squirrel turd

-You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle

-Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. (Hehehe, my favorite)

-My sister's soooooo ugly, My mother had to be drunk to breastfeed her!

-Heavier than a dead preacher

{Now imagine reading this in a southern accent...too funny...No offense to Le South, got me some relatives over thar}

-- Children, what have we learned, today???

Character Depictions:

Morticia--exactly like this

Gomez--looks like this

Fester Frump

Grandmamma(The most belle of them all! hehe)

Lurch

Thing (Can't leave him out!)

Wednesday-- She looks like the Christina Ricci version, but more sophisticated. Stll has the braids and dress!

Katarina--wears T-shirts with band names and funny quotes, loves firearms, has short hair tied in a ponytail always

Thorn--loves pink, she's a pretty strange girl, has Asian features, looks something like this

Nike--loves wearing grey labcoats and experimentation, has short, spiky red hair, looks a bit like this person except shorter hair and no streaks

Edgar Munster--older version of this

Au Revoir, children.

BEST MARVEL CHARACTERS EVER!!!--

-- Wolverine aka Logan (come one, dude's totally bamf with his adamantium claws and Hugh Jackman's HOT!)

--Deadpool aka Wade Wilson (he's funny, charming, loves Bea Arthur and he kills...for fun. Isn't he 'meet-pops-material??)

--Gambit aka Remy Lebeau (he's awesome, his powers rock, and he's awesome! So would want him for a brother!!)

--Rogue aka Anna-Marie D'Acanto (She's bamf. My best friend])

--Magneto aka Erik (He's a misunderstood guy, come on! Don't tell me if you were in a concentraion camp AND had powers to boot that YOU'D be all right in the head!)

--Professor X aka Charles Xavier (he's such a cute old guy in the movie! I'd give him a hug)

--Nightcrawler aka Kurt Wagner (he's sooo cute. Like a little elf!!)

--Mystique aka Raven Darkholme (love her power...hate how she's Roguey's foster-momma and she tries killing her...buuuut, I still love her)

WORST MARVEL CHARACTERS EVER:

--Shadowcat aka Kitty Pryde (she's a man-stealer in the movie and in whatever shows/ everything, she's annoying. She needs to get a life.)

--Cyclops aka Scott Summers (he has a stick up his ass that need's to be removed before I mentally skewer him)

--Marvel Girl aka Jean Grey (IHATEHERIHATEHERIHATEHER.)

--Iceman aka Bobby Drake (the movie version of him is so...girly.)

PSYCHE! has not worked out for me. I'm thinking of using my characters in a whole other fanfiction experience so that you, my lovely readers, can better understand these people! There will be a lot of differences and lots of fun!

Pictures and descriptions of the characters are here!--

Estelle Walsh--sarcastic, mean, Irish-Italian, age: 68 AKA--BEST MOM EVER

Augusta "Auggie" Marsh--nice, sarcastic, loves her weasel and wants to be a reporter/videographer/ boxing champ/ musician when she grows up. And has a shnazzy 'fro. Adopted daughter of Estelle. Age: 16

Fester Walsh--Le weasel

Caroline "Kooky Carrie" Walsh--crazy cousin that lives in Forks, recently divorced, Age: 41

Kyle Micheals--Kooky's son, Age: sixteeen, Indie-goth look-

Hillary "Tansy" Hunter--Auggie's New Yorker best gal pal, really odd, but loveable.

Peter Leung-- Auggie's best guy friend in New York

Paul Lahote--complete (beep) and has anger issues. Lives with his dad. Mom divorced him, etc. Age: 17

Don Micheals--Kyle's father, (you will learn the little situation between him and Kooky as the story goes on...He probably won't make an apppearance in the story, but I'll keep him anyway) Mid-forties

shall post, darlings--love these pics on bing--makes it so much easier to get a feel for my characters. IF you have any questions, PM me!

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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Bill Cosby

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby

I believe we are still so innocent. The species are still so innocent that a person who is apt to be murdered believes that the murderer, just before he puts the final wrench on his throat, will have enough compassion to give him one sweet cup of water.
Maya Angelou

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
Helen Keller

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
Mother Teresa

Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.
Albert Einstein