I am the ruler of the universe. You must all worship me, and Mufassah the Octopus God (Mufassanism will one day become a world-wide religion, you'll see. Goooooo Mufassans!)

Anyhoo, yea...Read the stories...Review...Spread the gospel word...

Heya to my partners-in-crime...Well, my group of partners-in-crime...The Snapie Team, authors of the wonderful Snapie Rox Our Sox!!! Wombat, Fish, Wiggs and Toady!!! Love you all guys, YOU ROCK! And heya to the other two Wirralian stars of the fic (the ones that haven't been created by the brilliant JK!) - Spid and Tom the Waffle Moose!!!! You guys are great!

Also a heeoowuuuuge HEYA to all our reviewers, and especially to our most loyal reviewer, Kia! We love you, Kia!!! Stay with us, and we will shower you with bountiful gifts when the time comes!

Love y'all. READ THE STORIES. REVIEW! MAKE US FEEL GOOD ABOUT OURSELVES! (Or just me about myself, when the time comes for me to post any fics I've written by myself...!)