France is like a rash once it's found you you can never get rid of it- me

The attraction between Italy and Germany is the same as america and MacDonald-my friend

Italy defiantly like Germany's sausage-my sister (she's got a corrupted mind)

when life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it-bumper sticker

when life gives you lemons make lemonade well you can i just throw them right back and demand apples-me

FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS:Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS:Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS:Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS:Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this!!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

if you could read that you are gifted

some say fate is natural

i just think's it's god taking the piss

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