There's not much to say about myself, I simply narrate lies -- or in other words, I write fiction. I've been around here and there with a few different names, but I'm sticking with this one. Just like bow-ties, I think it's cool. I have multiple stories floating around my head, all wanting to get out for the MANY different fandoms that strike my fancy. I have no set style - seriously, you can see a total fluffy piece of absolute fluff in one story then find a completely sick and twisted piece of nightmarish proportions in another story. My brain is weird, so in short: there is no sanity here, there is only Zuul.

FANDOMS; i like writing or reading, it's not everything but most of it.

television shows
Blue Bloods, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Community, CSI Miami, CSI New York, Doctor Who, Friends, Glee, Law & Order UK, Merlin, NCIS, The OC, Psych, Sex and the City, Skins (UK!), Sons of Anarchy, Southland, Supernatural, Torchwood, True Blood, The Vampire Diaries, Veronica Mars, Warehouse 13, Weeds.

movies
A Clockwork Orange (always the book with 21 chapters first and foremost will be my favorite, then the movie), A Nightmare on Elm Street, Alice in Wonderland, Breakfast Club, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Roddrick, only for Roddrick), Four Brothers, Fright Night (the original one), The Hangover, Harry Potter, I Am Number Four (Book too), Labyrinth, The Lost Boys, Mission Impossible, My Bloody Valentine, The Social Network (Jewnicorn!), Underworld.

books
Dollanganger Saga (anything VC Andrews), The Hunger Games, SOME Twilight Saga, The Wizard of Oz.

It's all a work in progress. More information will be added soon enough.