Ok so I became seriously bored with my old tediously long profile...so this ones currently under construction/

Heyaz Im Lion.Lovin.Lamb and Im totally obsessed with fanfiction. Let me tell you a little bit about one of my most favourite person. ME!

Name: On here & all other Twilight Sites You Will Know Me as Lion.Lovin.Lamb. On harry potter sites im known as Professor Prongs. But in real...Im Jaz...plain & simple.

Currently Living: Well I move alot...as you'll find out on my fics. At the moment I'm in Devon, Uk.

Age: Finally 15, as of 13th February.

Music I like: I could lie and say I have exceptional music taste...but I don't. I either hear a song and I either love it or hate it. I tend to be a Rock girl these days, but I'm ok with the odd pop and even a bit of rap. I'm not really kean on RnB or Dance though. Bands that I like to name but a few are:...All American Rejects (At the moment my fav band...Dirty Little Secret = amazing!), The Killers, Queen (Oldies rock I say) Bon Jovi, Old Style Guns N Roses, Mitch Hansen Band, Paramore, Eminem, My Chemical Romance, Scouting For Girls, Boys Like Girls, Greenday, Metro Station...That sort of thing really.

Books I like: Books tend to be my obsession...I've been hooked every since I stole my Mums Steven Kings & secretly read them at age 8. I on a whole dislike reality...so prefer to be in a different world. I'm a huge Twilight Fan & Team Edward all the way. I also love Harry Potter...Draco & Ron & Hermione are Amazing! I'm currently really into the Morganville Vampires (who by the way I met Rachel Caine In May!)...Amazing. I love vampire novels such as House Of The Night, Vampire Academy, Blue Bloods & Interview With The Vampire. I also like that which involve bit of Magic like the magician series, mortal instruments series, wicked lovely, chronicles of narnia. Mystery & Horror too...anything by Stephen King (although Cell did not impress me), Dan browns good too, The Interpretation Of Murder Is a fabulous book. Books by Nicholas Sparks are very easy relaxy reading. I'm into my classics recently too...I've read a few shakespeares...call me a stereotype but Romeo & Juliet is definitely the fav, Anne Of Green Gabels, Little Women, Pride And Predjudice...that sort of thing. I read alot...sometimes I'll just pick up a book without knowing what its about & read it. Put it this way...I read more books in a week, than my cousin the same age as me has read in a lifetime.

Tv I watch: I'm not a big Tv fan to be honest. I prefer to read or watch a film. When I do though...I usually watch reruns of some sort. I love friends. You seriously cant beat it. I also love futurama & the simpsons. Fresh Prince Of Bel Air is amazing I can rap the theme tune. I watch waking the dead & the mentalist...both murder mystery things. I like both Buffy and Angel & watch them when I can. I watch Friday Night With Jonathan Ross...as he has some amazing guests. Sometimes I'll watch an odd only fools & horses or cold feet rerun too...and thats about it.

Films I watch: I have no favourite movie genre...I basically love them all. In Love chick flick department you cant get much better than A Walk To Remember, Dirty Dancing, Titanic, The Notebook & Ghost. In the horror department we're talking Nightmare On Elm Street & Interview With The Vampire (Which I watched over & over again as a kid...I was a weird kid.) When it comes to comedy, I'm all for Chicken Run, Van Wilder, Austin Powers, ace ventura, Waynes World, The Monty Pythons etc. Action Hero stuff...transformers is amazing, sos the dark knight, spiderman & the mask. Kids & Disney...Lion King, Hercules, Beauty & The Beast, Pocahontas...all the classics. Musicals...Grease, South Pacific, Annie, Chicago & Sound Of Music. Teen flicks...nineties & eighties were best...10 Things I hate about you, ferris bueler, mean girls, back to the future triology. I also love the films A Knights Tale, all the harry potters (especially GOF), Twilight, Narnia Films, Thirteen, Speak, Sixth Sense, Armageddon, all the die hards etc etc.

Things That I recommend:

Sploosh - Basically a conconction of all sugar based drinks you own...I'll give you the full recipe when I remember it. Luckilly my friend wrote it down.

Youtube People Or Channels: Kaleb Nation...The Original TwiGuy...very whitty & has his own book out soon. Neil Cicirega...creator of potter puppet pals...hilarious stuff...Savannah Outen...Kinda cheesy sometimes music yet very good singer no doubt...What The Buck Show...reminds me of one of my gay friends...Jennifer J Chung...fabulous singer.

Reading books before watching the film...its definitely worth it.

XEdwardLilCullenX...My Fanfiction Beta...fabulous girly.

www.bellaandedward.com & www.twilightersanonymous.com for twi sites mugglenet.com for harry potter site

Doing pilattes...bloody hell do you feel the burn...but serious tonage.

I'm a Gryffindor!

Which HP Kid Are You?

╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been diagnosed
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██ 10 Different
███ 20 Bored
████ 30 Awsome
█████ 40 Vampire
██████ 50 Quiet
███████ 60 Smart
█████████ 70 Twilight
██████████ 80 Weird
███████████ 90 Fun
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READING IS MY BRAND OF HEROIN (AND SO IS EDWARD CULLEN)

I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

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My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.#

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

For those of you who were interested enough to know what the dresses Alice & Bella wore & Edwards suit in Bellas Daydream.

Bellas Dress:

Alices Dress:

Edwards Suit: