So Hi, my name is...guess...what? NO its not Rose Hathaway...sadly...its not Zoey Redbird...and before you ask, its not Katniss Everdeen... and even though I wish that it was, its not Clary Fray either...kind of glad its not Sookie Stackhouse except for the fact that then I'll never be with Eric Northman *sigh* ok that was just way too depressing, I'm just not gonna tell you...:D

Ok so I'm 17 years old, and I'm a bookaholic. (I think thats a word) Seriously I have no idea what I would do without books because, simply put, they make the world a better place. (wow how cliched can I get *eye roll*)

I've written a couple of stories, but have never put anything up, except for that awesome sonnet listed below (isn't it just begging you to read it?) ... I think thats because normally I start off writing a story and I'll be totally pumped and geared to go and after about 20 pages I run out of steam and kind of just...die off? And then I'll decide on working on something else, thus leaving my half-done story to gather dust. electronically. cause I type my stories out. its just sooo much faster. haha.

Maybe one of these days I'll actually FINISH something, and then I'll post it! Cause personally I think its much easier if I more or less have a story at least half done before I start posting it so I don't have to worry obsessively about having to write every week to update...

Anyways, so I'm done rambling heehee...*hugs*

My other Links:

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/742396/

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. If you understand the true meaning of friendship, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you do a small, festive dance inside your head every time you read or hear the name Dimitri, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.

If you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

If vampires are real, post it.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you believe Alex Pettyfer is the perfect actor to play Jace Wayland from MI, copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your dhampir boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now of dentists by learning this fact copy and paste to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you love copy and paste this to your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

www.givesmehope.com -- This website is one of the best, most inpirational, touching websites I know. Maybe the stories are fake; maybe they aren't. But whenever I'm feeling down, I always go and read some stories, and they brighten up my day...

Awesome Retorts & Quips to use as needed

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

(Heehee Willy Wonka

Tell the truth and run. (note: put on good running shoes before attempting this)

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. (or just swear anyways. It feels much better.)

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" (or you know, sell the lemons on ebay or something and earn a profit...$_$)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I ran with scissors, and lived! (OMG YES)

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (*uncomfortable laughter* haha ha ha...ha... *turns around to look for stalker*)

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." (with "skill and dexterity" :D *thumbs up*)

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."(so..I'm...not...*sniffle* REAL? *gasp*)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. (DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE)

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence." (My life motto)

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. (duh)

The Perfect BF:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DIMITRI BELIKOV!!

1. Rose Hathaway

2.Dimitri Belikov

3.Katniss Everdeen

4. Peeta Mellark

5. Gale Hawthorne

6. Zoey Redbird

7. Neferet

8. Stark

9. Adrian Ivashkov

10. Aphrodite

11. Alex Pettyfer

12. Rachel Tay (me!)

13. Lucius Vladescu

14. Antanasia Dragomir

What if 14 and 4 got together?

Peeta and Antanasia? Um Antanasia is really hardcore and Peeta is more fluffy…It’d be weird…plus they’re both desperately in love with other peeps so…

What if 14 hooked up with 8?

Stark would NEVER do that to Zoey. Plus Lucius would like kill Stark.

What if 12 and 10 got together?

Ewwwww I like Aphrodite but not that much!!!! (but I wouldn’t mind getting it on with Aphro’s DUDE*wink*)

What if 14 and 2 hooked up?

Lucius and Dimitri would have one hell of a fight. Awesome. Go get popcorn and a good seat.

What if 10 and 6 got together?

Not possible, they love each other like sisters :D

What if 1 and 9 hooked up?

Heehee they probably would in Last Sacrifice. Plus I’m rooting for that!

What if 3 was in the same book as 5?

They totally are.

What if 11 and 8 hooked up?

Uhhhhh….interesting….very interesting…

What if 9 and 11 hooked up?

AGAIN…veeeerryyy curious

What if 14 and 3 hooked up?

Hell to the no dude.

What if 1 and 2 hooked up?

YAY and they have! And then a Strigoi army came as a result of! Lol (well I know that’s not what happened but I like thinking they caused it. Haha epic sex.)

What if 4 got 3 pregnant?

Oh that’s what they SAID happened, which we know is fake, but honestly Gale would like MURDER Peeta. Seriously.