Alright, you peasants, here it is.

My name's Tony, and I am 20 years old. And no you smart a$$es, I do not feel old. I love to review, and so that is what I shall do. I was originally under the penname of "the-goods", which I gave up when asked by another author on the site (I won't name names, but she specializes in Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon pairings.) After she respectfully asked if she could use the name, I agreed. Why not? I'm a good guy and I appreciate humor, which is what she was going for. But sadly, she has now forever claimed my lovely username. So what does yours truly do? Why, create another name. And so I am here.

Here's to good writing, which I will try my hardest to find. Got a problem with what I got to say? Or want to chat like the author who viciously stole my username did, who I actually respect in her abilities? IM me at RegueTe2o08. I'll be glad to make your day.

And that's the bottom line, cause I said so.

So I was informed today by an author on this site (I won't name names, but it's the same kid that ruthlessly stole my pen name. Well, I guess you can't steal what someone willingly gives away? Whatever, go with me here people), I was informed by this individual that my fondness of the Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon pairing makes me a Smoochy Dreamer. A Smoochy Dreamer! That's a hilarious name. A little dorky and a little embarassing to affiliate myself with a name like that, but you have to admit that the pairing of Chris Jericho & Stephanie McMahon is genius. I mean, she's the hottest woman ever (Alyssa, if you're reading this, just ignore what I'm saying, I'm probably high or something and I love you to death... oh she's not reading? Awesome, I can continue then). What the hell was I saying? Oh yeah, Stephanie is hotter than sin. And Chris Jericho is an amazing wrestler who is hilarious with his sense of humor. They work, they're like peanut butter and jelly, they work very well. And the other "Smoochy Dreamers" who write about them are geniuses. So if I have to go by the name of a "Smoochy Dreamer" to support a kickass couple, then I will. And if you're not down with that, I got THREE words for you. Kiss my ass.

Much love,

Me