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I'm Jessie. xD J'uno refers to my gorgeous Palomino ArabX mare named, suprise, J'uno xD. I'm thirteen. I can be random... I like dinosaurs, pirates, and I wish I was a Harry Potter character. xD. I have a pet duck named Speedy Gonzalas. He pwns you all. I have mexican blood, and I speak mexican spanish pretty well, but I suck at writing/spelling in it, so don't ask me to talk in Spanish or anything, 'cos you'll prolly just get a whole heap of random gibberish that I THINK makes a telligable sentance ahaha. I also have two cats, three fish and a budgie. I love reading, writing, drawing (I suck at it though LOL), riding horses, playing the piano and just hanging with my friends. We roll down any hill we see xD

I like writing, and I'm okay at it, I guess. I just loose intrest half way through my stories/fanfic , so there's never any point me posting them, and I don't like one shots all that much.I love reading Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings Fanfic. My favourite characters are Harry, Luna, Fred & George, Aragorn and Legolas is okay. The Twins (Elladan and Elrohir) are freakin' awesome. I wish Tolkien had written more on them! Fics that have Legolas all prancy and fussing about his hair are uber funny. xD FREDDIE DID NOT DIE NO NO NO NO NO!! I WANT MY TWINS BACK!! :k :''''( Why, JKR, WHY?!

I only favourite stories that I really like. If you're lucky, you may get a review from me. Or you may get favourited and get a review. It depends on my mood. xD.


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Fairy Tales of Middle Earth by DrummerWench reviews
Here is a series of Fairy Tales for the various races of MiddleEarth: some for Men or Elves, Dwarves or Hobbits. Each chapter is one complete tale. Chapter 20, "Two Trees and Unnumbered Stars", added 10-28-16.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 7/25/2007
Hugs by Moonprincess92 reviews
A happy hug, a sad hug, or hugging someone tall. Sometimes you may not even need a hug but any is the best hug of all. :Series of Hug related oneshots RHr HG and others complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 49,724 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Afternoon Tea With Lee by PenPatronus reviews
COMPLETE During the resistance against Voldemort, Lee Jordan earned an audience as the host of "Potterwatch." Now, after the war, he has his own show on the WWN where he's interviewing the most famous witches and wizards of the time. 1: Harry 2: Hermione 3: Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Lee J. - Complete
The Pensieve of Shame by MatoakaWilde reviews
Jump into the Pensieve of Shame and discover the dirty laundry hidden in the our favorite and not so favorite character's closets! If only Rita Skeeter could get her hands on this! formally titled 'What are the Harry Potter Characters Ashamed of'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Last of the Moon People by Cormallen reviews
A mysterious stranger rides into Rivendell, carrying a heavy burden. She is the last of her kind and has travelled far, to come and see where her role will fit into the jigsaw of defeat against the evil of Sauron. A Parody. One Shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
A Most Modest Proposition by Aelaer reviews
Unicorns, faeries, gnomes, nymphs, fauns, zombies, mermaids, leprechauns, and centaurs. All of these creatures do NOT exist in Middle-earth. Tired of being left out, they do what everyone else does when they're unhappy and want change: write a petition.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
DADA Owls by strawberryy2345 reviews
Griselda Marchbanks has been an OWL examiner for as long as anyone can remember. And throughout the years, she has given hundreds of DADA OWLS, including to the three most influential wizards of the century...Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, and Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lily Loves Tuesdays by Emmi-Chick reviews
Sequel to Lily Loves Mondays, one week l8r, Read it before this one, or it won't make sense! Sirius decides to jump out the transfiguration classroom window into the freezing lake, and who did he drag out the window with him? Lily. FINISHED. Rated 4 Swear
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
One's True Self by Mistress of Craziness reviews
Colin's making a photo album, and still needs Luna's picture. Slight LLCC. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Colin C., Luna L. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Dear Mr Dumbledore by Moonprincess92 reviews
"I know I'm not magic or anything, but if my sister gets to go to Hogwarts, then it's only fair that I can come too … Petunia's letter to Dumbledore and his reply. :Oneshot Petunia-centric:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Petunia D. - Complete
The Stuff of Legend by The Phoenix Queen reviews
James is upset when Lily rejects him for the 547th time and so Sirius decides to cheer him up by pulling a prank on Snape. How else? But when the Marauders invent a secret admirer for dear old Snivelly, interesting events occur to keep the prank going...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Elrond's Boys by Dragon Confused reviews
Some stories about Elladan and Elrohir's childhood in Rivendell, in specific one summer when they were nine years old. Main characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Celebrian, Glorfindel, Erestor, Celeborn, Galadriel, Mithrandir. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,367 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 9/18/2002 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete