Eihwaz and Lourdaise
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Joined 01-20-04, id: 524850
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Eihwaz and Lourdaise are two halves of a Swiss coffin making company that they set up fifty three years ago... Ah, youth... They have contrasting tastes in fanfiction but for some unfathomable reason (possibly because Lourdaise feels bad about turning down Eihwaz's offer of marriage) have agreed to collaborate.

Lourdaise prefers soppy Harry Potter L/J fics, but note the conspicuous hints of SS/LM insisted upon by the lemony partner... *Eihwaz points gun at Lourdaise*... :S

Eihwaz prefers rarer pairings especially slash in pretty much any circumstances, including Anime and anything with cute guys...

They never intended writing, but feel creative in their senility...

Random thoughts from just before the grave...

“The basis of optimism is sheer terror.” – Oscar Wilde

“I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.” - Graffito

“I spent so much time throwing rocks at your window
That I never even knocked on your front door.” – Evanescence

“Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants.” – Confucius

“pie. pie. pie. pie. pie. pie. pie.” - weebl

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Something More by CindyLuWho reviews
Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Red Rose by lilbird reviews
Lily is the daughter of an international diplomat. Her father makes a deal with the Potters which involved Lily: to be engaged to James Potter. REad & Review :-D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,916 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 9/21/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Blackened Sunrise by The Itch reviews
Having vanished at the end of 4th year, Harry Potter is forced to return during 6th and he's changed. Not necessarily for the better, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 66 - Words: 143,264 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 10/19/2002
The Last Resort by sexyvamp815 reviews
Lily and James pretend to go out to get other people but throughout the whole ordeal they fall for each other Once thing leads to another and things happen Will they keep their sanity Will love preval Or will pride win Not your normal LJ fic adult themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,329 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Trouble in Paradise by icyfire2 reviews
Lily Evans. Blessed with beauty and brains, the girl seems to have it all. But then along comes a certain Marauder and rocks her world so much it starts to crumble... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,810 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mirror Of Paradox by Yih reviews
[COMPLETE] Part 1 of PARADOX SERIES. Transported into another dimension by cursed mirror, Harry enters a world where he died as an infant and ruled by Voldemort. Left with no choice, he adapts. Continued in Harry Potter and the Extent of Existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,063 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Original Sin reviews
It just isn't fair that the hardest things in life aren't explained in books. Seriously, if she'd understood the Patronus Charm from a book then surely the same would happen for, well, feminine charm? Hermione, Viktor Krum and lots of overthinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
In Possession of the Drawing Pin reviews
Sometimes the idea of bursting a bubble is tempting. Same goes for egos. An LJ fic from 1st year to... however far it gets!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 84,246 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.