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 hello... im 24yrs old female i love reading fanfiction, wish i were able to write something but I seem to not tbe able to concentrate enough to write some kind of story, maybe if my life depended on it. . fandom: naruto,deathnote,gravitation, and many others which i cant remember right now xD but yeah... talk to me. sometimes...life gets kinda boring :P |
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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,408 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,833 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 8/5/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 199,424 - Reviews: 5595 - Favs: 7,322 - Follows: 8,480 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Unshed by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
After an attempt at bringing Sasuke back for the third time, Naruto's finally ready to cut the thread of his and Sasuke's bond that he had clung to for so long. But what happens when the Uchiha does come back...on his own? Sainaru, Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,737 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sing, For The Sea Belongs To Me by LeontinaStardust reviews
Drarry - An unfortunate circumstance means that Harry gets sole responsibility of Teddy. Another unfortunate circumstance means that Teddy won't stop screaming unless he has a blood relation nearby. Enter Draco, and suddenly things aren't so unfortunate anymore. Draco/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Teddy L. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Purgatory by Contrarybee reviews
Purgatory, between the living and the dead. He had always been a strange boy, now, they all realize just how different he is. Take your pills Naruto, for all our sakes. Rated M for lots gore and swearing. Insane!Naruto KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,665 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Kiss a Ninja: Falling by Yamanvie reviews
Naruto is in heat, and the person to trigger it: Sasuke. What can a guy do to stop from wanting someone he never expected to like that way? A mission in a brothel can't help either! NaruSasNaru -First installemnt of the Kiss a Ninja series-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,022 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brotherhood Contract by xLoveless19 reviews
Naruto is looking for a sensei to teach him the way of the samurai. He encounters Kakashi who's well known for his formidable swordsmanship. Naruto begs Kakashi to take him as his apprentice and he accepts, but only if Naruto agrees to a contract...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,182 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Bay Cafe by yaoi415 reviews
AU Naruto and Sasuke go to high school together. They hate each other, and things would be easier for Naruto if the jerk wasn't his boss. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Disenchanted by JD01 reviews
Being pregnant at 16 sucked. It sucked even more when you were a guy. But what sucked the most was the father being a 22 year-old rich bastard who loathed you with every inch of him. Not that you liked the asshole anyways. SasuNaru. MPreg. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,463 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Soundscape by SanadaSayuri reviews
He was a Jinchuuriki who was murdered by his best friend. But Fate has other plans and Naruto wakes up in his five year old body. KakaNaru Yaoi DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,738 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Altered States by VioletWylde reviews
Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
There's No Way I Could by KGaki reviews
Naruto is now attending the best school money can buy... And he hates it. It seems like a place where anything and everything can go wrong. That Sasuke guy sure doesn't help. SasuNaru. Mature for language and adult situations in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,666 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Libretas by LaTiL reviews
AU. Harry es un don nadie y está enamorado del chico más deseado de Hogwarts: Tom. Cuando unas libretas mágicas caen en sus manos es su oportunidad para finalmente llamar su atención. One-shot TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/19/2010 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Dismantle Repair by shamrocker531 reviews
DM/HP - How a random meeting in a coffee shop can change everything. Non-magical. Draco/Harry, some Draco/Cedric, Harry/Oliver - Warning: Explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 160,500 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hiss and Kiss by Jelp reviews
Naruto can't get the stranger who kissed him out of his head. And apparently, the stranger doesn't seem too keen to let Naruto out of his sights. Sasu/Naru Mini collab with Darkalbino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Original Sin by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
AU/Yaoi/Lemon- Naruto is sick of wanting something he supposedly can't have and Minato finds himself unable to refuse. Now if only things would stay that simple. Mina/Naru, one-sided Sasu/Naru. Despite attempts at rewriting now DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,808 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Dentes by kodak-85 reviews
“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,789 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Canvas by Kuroi-Urufu reviews
Sasuke is a sadist, rapist and a murderer but he prefers to call himself an artist. Naruto considered himself a lucky person until Sasuke decided he would be his living canvas. One day Naruto gets to know how it feels like to run for his life. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,574 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3931 - Favs: 6,830 - Follows: 3,242 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Disadvantaged Children by thetwistedtruth reviews
Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,222 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Surface Flaws by ineXpressible reviews
The invisibility started with one silly wish upon a star. At least Sasuke's doormat personality, Sai's attempts at matchmaking, and a mission gone wrong were all quite normal in the life of Naruto Uzumaki... Wait. What? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,874 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Strawberry Kitten by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi, KenHana A/U : Heading home from work, Grimmjow passes a pet shop where he spots Neko!Ichigo in the window. Naturally drawn to him, he just had to take him home, and "train" the shy, wary, virgin neko. A series of lemons with some plot. :3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,730 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Time Will Tell by Twisted Vixen reviews
The handful of meetings between Uchiha Itachi and Uzumaki Naruto were always intense. Who’d have thought there was an underlying reason for it? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,369 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Father Figure by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto wanted... no needed a father figure. Kakashi fit perfectly into that role, kind caring compassionate if not a bit off beat, but it's not until the bedroom that Naruto calls out "Daddy!". Based on George Michael 'Father Figure'. KakaNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,530 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Fox Fire by NatsuHotaru reviews
Not your ordinary high school fic. What happens when you mix humans, healers and demons together in one school? What exactly is so special about Naruto, a boy whose face goes unseen by everybody? Read! My first fanfic. Rated M for later chapters SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,796 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Ever by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the typical sadistic, rich, have-it-all bastard - but one night, when he dives off a bridge to save Naruto Uzumaki from a suicide attempt, his world tilts off its axis. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,118 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Counting Time by bevino reviews
How do you tell the one you love that you love them? How do you tell them you're sick? Naruto didn't care, really. He had already given up. Twoshot, NaruSasu, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Little Lab of Horrors by AshleeTheDragon reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a lonely, but very successful botanist. Watch as one plant turns his life completely around. SASUNARUSASU, Mature Themes. More inside. UPDATE 9/18/08
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,948 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Azure Crimson by slexenskee reviews
After a particularly harsh beating, the Hokage finally decides to give Naruto to a seemingly nice farmer. What he didn't know however, was that this happened to be the Leader of a terrible organization in disguise...Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,087 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Six Feet Under by MonkeyCracker reviews
“Do you know who’s buried here?” Naruto asked the black haired boy standing near, who was looking dully at the graves in front of him. “Yeah.” Sasuke answered with a thoughtful expression after a few minutes of silence. “Me.” AU, SasuNaru, ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,237 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 111 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sacrifices by Agni reviews
Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
All the Small Things by michelerene reviews
Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,688 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lavender by chocolateee reviews
I’ll be back. In ten years, on your twentieth birthday, I’ll come back. And I’ll find you. I promise. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,853 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Black and Gold by Petileo reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yours Isn't Mine by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru oneshot. It was a romantic dream come true, two hot guys fighting over her. But reality is harsh, Sakura is going to find out soon. Different POVs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer in the South by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
Sasuke's family left the big city for a peacful summer vacation. What they got was a town full of lively people and dark secrets. And a pack full of misfits with pasts darker than the town itself. SasuNaru NejiGaa ItaKyuu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,756 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Law & Order by Ruby Plushie reviews
Framed for a crime he didn't commit, Naruto Uzumaki is looking at twenty five to life for the murder of a rival gang memeber. Lucky for him though he's got the legal service of the Uchiha law firm on his side. SasuNaru. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love, Shakespeare by 1147694 reviews
[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Days Like These by Tinkering reviews
After seven years together Harry finally wants more from his relationship with Draco Malfoy.Unfortunately Draco isn't ready to give it and when it turns out it's too late, turns on him.Sev is there for him but it's not that easy to leave a Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,313 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inner Secrets by Daisuke Shadow Kitsune reviews
Naruto is keeping secrets from his Teammates and Friends, holding a secret life without their knowledge, but what happens when they are sent on a mission directly related to his second life? And why is Itachi hunting the Shadow Assailant? On HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,767 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
A time to by asashouryuu reviews
-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,660 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 772 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 4,334 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Illusions of Nightmares by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*ItaNaru, hints of SasuNaru, One-Shot* After three years, Sasuke returns to Konoha, only to find that the worst nightmares are what you once called normality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete