Long quote/metafor by me:

Sex is like a cupcake, if a girl gives you a cupcake and you enjoy it, there is no need to get emotionally involved with the girl just because of her cupcakes. The logical thing to do is keep getting cupcakes until you tire of them, then dump the girl and find another girl with a different kind of cupcakes. And if there is ever a drought of cupcakes, and believe me there will be, just spend a couple of dollars and buy a Ho-ho. And if you are short on cash and cupcakes, take matters into your own hands, and make your own cupcakes using the internet.

My Checklist

(x) I have witnessed a death.

(x) I have had sex with a minor.

(x) I have witnessed a rape.

(x) I have legally tortured someone.

(x) I have launched a missile.

(x) I have hijacked a fireworks show and launched 3 M-80's.

( ) I have been in jail.

Almost done!!

My Favorite Combinations:

Runescape + Global MU Online

LG Shine + Axe Bullet

Max + Fang

Fries + BBQ Sauce

Ice Cream + Cool Whip

Kirby + Pit

Marth + Roy

Ike + Nothing

Bacon + Deep Fry

Family Guy + Futurama

Family Guy + Robot Chicken

Quotes by me:

Books are school papers gone wrong.

The government uses most of our tax money to hire people to think of more things to tax.

'Uhh' is the war cry of the chronic masturbater.

All things living know death will come, but won't know the hour.

Quotes I like:

What the hell is an alluminum falcon?

I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message. Tacos rule.

I'm sorry Prime, but you have prostate cancer.

The worlds most one sided fist fights caught on film.

Stop being such a wuss.

When a slut turns abstinent straight people will turn gay, and gays will turn into Mexicans. Everyone moves down a level.

How to get a slut:

Things gone wrong in my life:

3 shots misplaced, all in a row. (Lost use of my right arm)

Reading Maximum Ride. (I'm hopelessly obsessed)

Buying a fake Rolex. (It broke after 10 minutes)

Paying attention to popups. (The phrase 'scarred for life' comes into mind)

SLEDDING the triple black diamond. (Self-explanatory)

Buying an RC jet and FLYING IT. (I'm only 12, and RC jets are 4 grand w/ all equipment)

Crashing the RC jet. (IT WAS AWESOME!! It exploded in a firey thing)

Things perfect in my life:

My social skills. (I get new friends fast)

My friends. (Esp. my girlfriend)

My special social skills. (When my girlfriend doesn't wanna 'sleep over' I get a slut in less than a second)

My imagination. (I'm a monster at Legos)

My money. (IM FRIGGIN RITCH!)

My 'You Know Your Crazy When-' list for Maximum Ride:

1. You are willing to get totured at the School to get wings.

2. You didn't absolutely freak out when you thought the whole series was just a dream.

3. You didn't laugh when Angel got stuck in the ice with the dogs.

4. You didn't almost cry when Frankenstein broke Angels arm.

6. You spent at least 1 straight hour clicking the thing on the website for the movie.

7. You need fanfics to supply your ever growing need of new Maximum Ride material.

8. You think Max is emo for cutting herself with the broken seashell.

9. You make every single character on every video/computer game you've ever played look like one of the flock.

10. You take pictures of your friends, print them out, find wings on the internet, print those out, and tape the wings to the back of the picture of your friend. (It looks pretty good.)

11. You go to New York and try to find every spot the flock was.

12. You try to find the School and/or the E shaped house.

13. Every day you move the muscles you think would move your wings, if you had them.

14. You were so busy reading these you didn't reaise there was no number 5.

15. And now you're looking back and checking if there is a number 5.

16. And now you're laughing and/or nodding your head.

Cool things:

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, Singing Tree, Cooleosis

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl, Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Singing Tree, Cooleosiss

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you just laughed at least TEN TIMES, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's ironic for someone to get hit by a Dodge, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love NASCAR, copy and paste ths into your profile.

If your dad tells you to get up and change the channel on the TV while your sleeping, and he has the remote, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that there is no such thing as flying, just falling with style, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Twilight is the worst book ever, and havn't finished it because you havn't seen any freaking trace of a vampire, and you need to put it down after two pages because its the most boring piece of crap in the world because its just about a random girl and her depressing life at school, and you don't care what anybody says because it's soo boring, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you made at least three fanfics, and have gotten a total of ten or less reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a Wii, and have Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and your friend plays as Kirby, and you think Kirby is the most annoying thing to kill because he's a baloon and he wont pop, copy and paste this into your profile. (Kirby ROCKS!!)

If you have a Wii, and have Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and you think Pit, Meta Knight, Mr. Game & Watch, Kirby, or Marth are rigged, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a Wii, and have Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and you think Fox's and Falco's super specials are rigged, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a Wii, and have Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and you think all of the super specials of all the guys with swords seem to ALWAYS miss unless you're REALLY lucky, and when you do get lucky, they massacre whoever got hit, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tried to pee on a tree with the wind in your face, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you take a turd at least once a day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a friend who takes a turd once a week, takes thirty minutes to do it, and clogs the toilet with eighteen pounds of turd that looks like brown bricks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone judges you by the way you look, by the people you hang out with, or what things you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you DESPRATELY want one of the cupcakes mentioned at the top of my profile, copy and paste this and the cupcake quote on your profile. (Make sure yu change the 'Me' to 'Cooleosiss')

If You've gotten a slut in less than 5 seconds, copy and paste this into your profile.