Nintendo decides to introduce an adult-only version of Mario to the public where the punishment for losing is sex. Princess Peach jumps right on board with this, but Mario isn't too thrilled to watch his love interested get absolutely wrecked every time he has to restart a level. Be warned: pure and utter smut.

A strong young panda Aya Blackpaw decides to challenge the terrifying orc Garrosh Hellscream to a game of Hearthstone. The loser has to be the other's slave for a day. It turns out she doesn't mind losing as much as she thought.