Hello, I've been reading stories on here for years, but I just recently created an account.

I guess I'll tell you some stuff about me now, I'm a girl (My name is Samantha, as you may have guessed,

but feel free to call me any variation of my name you like.) I live in the U.S., and no I will not be any more specific than that.

About now you might be wondering who Darian is, so now before someone asks about him I'll tell you about him.

Darian is currently sitting here with me watching in interest as I type. He is mainly wearing black with some silver. He

is quite the pain in the ass most of the time, but he has good music, and games. For those of you who haven't figured it out by

now, Darian is my computer, and he is awesome.

Anyways, I won't claim that any of these stories are any good, or even entirely grammatically correct.

What I can say though is that they amuse me, so if you don't like them, well your loss.

Likes

Yaoi (I'm not a crazy yaoi het-hating fangirl though)

Harry Potter

Pretty much every manga I've ever read (I'm to lazy to write them all)

FOAMY!! (If you don't know who this is then go to Illwillpress.com click on toons and start a' watchin'!)

Music ( I like pretty much anything, except for most rap and most country, though I still listen to both. I'm listening to Rain Wizard fight now. oh and yay Korn!)

Coca Cola (Screw energy drinks, get some of this shit.)

Ouran High Host Club (yay Kaoru and Hikaru! I love the twins! and Mori and Honey! and Kaa-san and Tou-san!...and Haruhi...when she isn't splitting the twins up that is...)

Quotes! If you have a quote from somewhere send it to me.

Dislikes

Haters/people who try to force their beliefs on others

wangsters

Heath Freaks (Face it we're all gonna die in the end, so let me chose how I wanna die in peace.)

College students who claim to be intelligent.

Baby Mozart stuff. Listening to Mozart, Chopin, or any other musical 'genius' will not make the your little drool factory any smarter. (This is my opinion based on the information I have concerning the research that was done to prove this. So far there has been no conclusive evidence that this works, and until someone can provide sufficient evidence I stand by my opinion.)

People who hate me for no reason

Quotey-Quotes

-Sex is like the Death Penalty: One outcome, so many ways of carrying it out.

-Flies spread disease, so remember to keep yours closed.

-I slipped once and slammed my big toe straight into a wall. I had a big black bruise in the shape of, no joke, a whale. I named it Shamu.

-Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

-I think I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time, I think I've forgotten this before.

-LEGEN-wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant because the second half of this word is- DARY!

-But I don't want a party or anything, and I HATE surprises. The last time I was surprised that pack of wolves was ruthless.

-Do unto others before they can do unto you.

-He broke my heart so I broke his jaw.

-Fight them with what?! Jujitsu? Tae Kwon Do? The Force!?

-I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is ready to meet me is another matter entirely.

-Wishing on falling stars is nice, unless it's actually a meteor hurtling towards earth. Then you're pretty much screwed either way. Unless your wish was death by meteor.

-Just because you aren't paranoid, doesn't mean that there's no one out to get you.

Update Section

Yeah everything went all to crap...I got really sick...like 'I got pulled outta school and have spent everyother day at a doctors office, there was a hospital trip at one point' kind of sick not 'oh I need a tissue sniffle' sick. So sorry about the lack of stories. I've got a really short really disturbing little oneshot for you though.