Hello, I am a person that writes regularly. Usually the stories come from my insane mind, but they turn out fantastic (to me, anyways). :)

I am a semi-big fan of Word Girl and Tokyo Mew Mew, although I had to hide them because my friends don't like the shows and will ignore me every single time I try to bring the topic up.

I'M BOLDING AND CAPITALIZING THIS CUZ I WANT ALL THE VIEWERS TO SEE THIS NOTICE. NOW, I'M NOT MAD OR ANYTHING, (JUST DISAPPOINTED), BUT THE STORIES I MAKE ONLY HAS ABOUT ONE, TWO, OR THREE REVIEWS PER CHAPTER. I'M NOT FORCING YOU GUYS TO REVIEW, BUT I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY COMMENTS OR THOUGHTS ABOUT ONE OF MY STORIES/CHAPTERS, PLEASE TYPE IT DOWN (EVEN IF IT'S AN ANGRY NOTE OR A FLAMMER). I WANT TO KNOW HOW'S MY STORIES GOING AND HOW WELL I'M DOING. IF YOU GUYS THINK SOMETHING IS OFF/WRONG IN SOME PARTS OF THE STORIES/CHAPTERS, THEN I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW TO IMPROVE. I REVIEW MOST OF THE STORIES/CHAPTERS I READ, SO I WILL BE VERY GLAD TO SEE MY STORIES HAVING MORE REVIEWS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME! :)

OH, AND I'M SURE THERE ARE ALSO OTHER AUTHORS OUT THERE IN THE INTERNET WORLD WHO WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THEIR VIEWERS REVIEW MORE SO THEY CAN KNOW HOW WELL THEY'RE DOING. SO PLEASE REVIEW FOR THEM, TOO, OKAY!? NOT JUST ME, ALRIGHT?

P.S I'M REALLY NOT MAD, I'M JUST CAPITALIZING THIS SO PEOPLE CAN NOTICE THIS...YEAH...

Name: I like the name Miranda

Age: Between 10 and 20 :D

Favorite words: Imbecile and nature

Favorite shows: Word Girl, Odd Squad, and TOKYO MEW MEW!!!!

Favorite pairings: Word Girl x Tobey, Violet x Scoops, Ichigox Kisshu, and Pudding x Taruto

Favorite foods: Ice cream, pizza, chicken, peaches, mango, all vegetables, some fish...*keeps on ranting*

These are some fun facts and the VERY first things you should know about me if you meet me. AND ITS IMPORTANT:

1. I get on sugar highs. A LOT.

2. Don't even try to talk to me when I'm in space, meaning that I'm in my own world now and if you like being seduced you better not want to TRY to snap me out of my world.

3. I have a VERY perverted and random mind. Not that I'm bit proud if it, I LOVE my brain! It's just...I tend to get into a...molesting mode when I feel 'playful'...so yeah...you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm tellin' you why. Random Girl is coming to town. XD

4. I get on fangirl attacks, A LOT. And it's when I'm imagining my crush and Ikuto and Kisshu and Ichigo and Tony and Foxy and Tyler and...um...some other people. And just so you know, fangirl attacks to me is when I suddenly get a LOT of energy and yell "IKUTO" or "KISSHU" or some other name.

5. I get horny. Just kidding! I get random attacks. And it's just like a fangirl attack, 'Celt I yell out random stuff like "OPPAI" or "NIPPON" or some other Japanese words. Yes, and I do random acts of kindness and generosity. Oh, and I talk to myself, A LOT.

6. Last but not least, I have a very VIVID imagination. Sometimes I act out things in my imagination, or...fantasies...and then people would look at me weird cause they would see me suddenly get all weird and change my face every single few seconds and talk to myself as if I was REALLY in my world doing some...stuff...and...talking some real...shit...

Say No To Racism

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Put this on your page if you hate racism.

That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling, "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Mre screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME it"

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN AUTHOR :

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. You often have to write something a few times before you finally like it.

30. If you failed English 101.

31. Your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

32. You think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

33. You start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

34. People think you might have A.D.D.

35. You think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

36. The letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

37. No matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

38. When replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

39. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

40. People start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

41. You live off of sugar and caffeine.

42. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

43. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

44. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

45. You talk to yourself a lot.

46. You check your profile every ten minutes.

47. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

48. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

49. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

50. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

51. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

52. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

53. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

54. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

55. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. (or all night. who sleeps?)

57. You repost this onto your profile! :)

58. You missed that there was no 56

59. You just looked back up to see if there really IS no 56

60. You're now smiling

If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you HATE and, without a doubt, DESPISE Masaya Aoyama (From Tokyo Mew Mew) copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to this list: Mewmewice, MewTangerine, Boomity, Kittens Jaguara, MewVanilla567, Mew Sakunanbo -Mew Cherries-, Roxpixie124, Kisshuismylife, NatureGirl21

If you think Masaya (From Tokyo Mew Mew) should just DIE, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list : Mewmewice, MewTangerine, Roxpixie124, Kisshuismylife, NatureGirl21

If you believe aliens are out there somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Masaya X Ichigo, copy and paste this in your profile. (I would seriously KILL anyone who mentions his name!!!)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus (*cough*Masaya*cough*), copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, paste this into your profile.

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI (trams yrev ma I)

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. (Yes! I need my fanfics!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a VERY insane mind (Or a perverted one), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different,which is the same as unique, so wierd is good. If you are wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the evil kids should stop being selfish with the Trix cereal and just give some to the stinking rabbit, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have fangirl attacks when you think of some anime boy/girl or your crush, copy and paste this into your profile.

Name your 12 favorite anime characters (in no order) and answer the questions!

1. Taruto

2. Ichigo

3. Lettuce

4. Kisshu

5. Kyoko (Skip Beat)

6. Ikuto (Shugo Chara)

7. Amu (Shugo Chara)

8. Pai

9. Fuuka (Yotsuba&!)

10. Pudding

11. Moe

12. Miwa

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before?

No.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

On a scale from 1 to 10, and 10 being the hottest, I would say 9.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

It would happen if it's the other way around...otherwise it would be IMPOSSIBLE

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Not really...I mean they're both cats but...I guess they would...0.o

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Neither, they're both too weird...

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Amu would probably freak, unless she finds the scene interesting...

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Lettuce and Pudding know that Ichigo and Kisshu are meant to be, so they try to get the two together.

Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

Not to my knowledge...

Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Somehow I can't really see it happening...

Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

Two of my internet friends LOVE Pai/Lettuce, so yeah.

Does anyone on your friends list write, read or draw Eleven?

A few writes and reads about her, but draw? She's not popular enough.

Does anyone on your friends list write or read Two/Four/Five?

Ichigo and Kisshu would be normal, but not with Ikuto.

If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Cold As You, by Taylor Swift?

If you wrote a Two/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: LEMMON-THREESOME (I'm dirty, don't blame me.)

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11), and a brief unhappy affair with (six) before following the wise advice of (5), and finding true love with (12).

Taruto and Amu are in a happy relationship until Fuuka runs off with Amu. Taruto, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Moe, and a brief unhappy affair with Ikuto before following the wise advice of Kyoko and finding true love with Miwa. Jeez, that's some crazy plot, plus yaoi and yuri...0.o

What title would you give this fic?

There's no way in HELL I'd even write this, much less try to think up a title for it.

How would you feel if Seven and Eight were in a heated argument?

Ummm...neutral?

What would you do if you found out Five is a close relative of yours?

That's... interesting...?

How would you feel if you found Five and Eight in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I'd be like: "THE HELL?"

How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Really sad and angry. I would definitely get my sweet, sweet revenge! :)

If you saw Nine and Three in bed together, what would you think?

Wow...Lettuce is a lespo? That's new...anything else Lettuce?

7, 9, and 4 have banded together at three AM and are loudly singing the most annoying song you can think of. What is the first thing you think?

Uhhh..."Shake it Off" by Taylor Swift? Seriously, who the HELL would band together at THREE IN THE FREAKING MORNING just to sing a song?! Do it in the afternoon, and do it somewhere where nobody can here you singing. And where would Kisshu (4) get that song? 0.o

I am against Child Abuse and Abortion. Are you too? Then repost these messages. Infact, everything below this message is cut and paste stuff.

Child Abuse

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally got free

And I ran for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

Abortion

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, HELP ME!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

Please, if you are against child abuse and abortion, re-post this, and I bet it will help raise awareness and help to stop abortion. If you just skim over these and agree with them, don't just say "Yeah, I hate that" actually do something! Repost this. If you repost this, then someone else will repost it, then someone else, then someone else, and soon, a lot of people will know about this and do whatever they can to stop it. So please, help to save an abused child and to stop the murder of the unborn babies. Repost this.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. Dragon Sannin Ryu Namikaze, THEKyuubi27, yugiohfan163, NatureGirl21

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT

There once was a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but REALLY he liked Courtney. Courtney liked Jack also. Well, of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything, what movie theatre and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss... not only kiss but practically get it on in the movie theatre. Courtney told Jack, "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" Jack replied, "Hell yes" Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet, dead... she had commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read, "My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you like Jesus died for us. Always with you, Ashley" Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you as she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank You.

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle:

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug*

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Try Not To Cry,

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are..

Scroll down to the end of this paragraph,
But while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed scrolling.
Whatever age you are, that is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true.
EX. You are 25 years old it will take 25 minutes.

Go for it!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully; it CAN be very rewarding!
If you repost within the next 5 min, something MAJOR you've been wanting will happen!

This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost!

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute

And whoever you are missing will surprise you.

Repost this as what a kiss means