J'adore le café.
J'aime la mode Lolita.
Je m'appelle Café Lolita.

Jap: ミズタニ ハルカ
Aliases: Kaffie, Loli, Haru.
Age: Fourteen years young.
Ethnicity: Asian-er than thou.
Location: Eren’s Titan pantsu.

So uh, come here often? –hint nudge wink–
If this is your first time, I apologize, but you won’t be leaving sane. 8'D

This is the space I've allotted for my personal shit dump. If you've no interest in my mindless ramblings, scroll further down for my story FAQ. o(OuO;;)o

Café Lolita? Well, I have this unhealthy coffee obsession. I need at least two cups a day, one cappuccino and the other either white or brown, to function like a normal human being. Or at least, as close to normal I can be. Orz And I find Lolita fashion totes adorb; hence, le fancy username was born. Yeah right, after like a whole day of contemplating and thinking deeply and unnecessarily wasting brain cells. I used to be the top student (har-de-har, I know), but then I was sucked into the AniMangaCosGame universe, and that title flew right out the window. But even then, my idiotic antics made people doubt I was actually a study freak, so I guess I’m better off in my current state. QuQ

Links to Anywhere and Everywhere

Twitter: LatteRIFFICx

Soundcloud: cafehardin

Facebook Page: Anime Visual Culture Society

About My Stories

Splish-Splash

I upload these by set, in the order of Haru-Mako-Nagi-Rin-Rei. Cuz of this OCD I have. The 200th reviewer gets a one-shot. C:

Set A:
01: Aquarium (Nanase Haruka); Status - Uploaded
02: Resuscitation (Tachibana Makoto); Status - Uploaded
03: Swimsuit (Hazuki Nagisa); Status - Uploaded
04: Goggles (Matsuoka Rin); Status - Uploaded
05: Humidity (Ryugazaki Rei); Status - Uploaded

Set B:
06: Umbrella (Nanase Haruka); Status - Uploaded
07: Goldfish (Tachibana Makoto); Status - Uploaded
08: Capsize (Hazuki Nagisa); Status - Uploaded
09: Sand (Matsuoka Rin); Status - Uploaded
10: Kickboard (Ryugazaki Rei); Status - Uploaded

Set C:
11: Dolphin (Nanase Haruka); Status - Uploaded
12: Orca (Tachibana Makoto); Status - Uploaded
13: Penguin (Hazuki Nagisa); Status - Uploaded
14: Shark (Matusoka Rin); Status - Uploaded
15: Butterfly (Ryugazaki Rei); Status - Uploaded

Set D:
16: Hairflip (Nanase Haruka); Status - Uploaded
17: Popsicle (Tachibana Makoto); Status - Uploaded
18: Skinny Dip (Hazuki Nagisa); Status - Writing
19: --
20: --

Pending Prompts:

Lifeguard
Storm
Bathtub
Shower
Hot Spring
Pool Party
Dive
Waves
Frozen
Lemonade
Dehydration
Tsunami
Flood
Clouds
Temperature
Surf

Though I can't reply to you anons who reviewed, I'll have you know that I HAVE read your reviews, and they mean as much to me as all the others. Thanks, you guys, for the continued support. Like you've noticed, I usually update twice or thrice a week, but if I don't, there's no need to fret. Sometimes I get caught up with other school activities and other projects on the internet (I'm working on a female cover for Free!'s OP and ED), but I will never abandon this series. That's a guarantee.

-swings axe- Now to kill the formality, MAKOTO YU MAKE MA OVARIES BURST.

Kbai. C: