"Oh. Hi. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!" -GLaDOS

"You may have a minor case of very serious brain damage." -Wheatley

"Are you still there...?" -Turrets

"The cake is a lie." -Rattmann

P-body, if you're reading this, may I ask you: WHY DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO STUFF MY PORTAL GUN WITH POTATOES THEN HIDE IT IN THE CLOSET ON TEST CHAMBER NINE?!?!?!!?!?!? IT ISN'T FUNNY!!!!!! (Liza Dennis will find you!)

To everyone else reading this, I hope you like Portal, because if not then I will send Dennis after you. (I already sent him after P-Body...) I also was recently alerted that Dennis adopted a turret! That sweet little serial killer! (It's name is Turrey, how cute?!?!?)

To everyone reading this who likes Portal, you're in luck! I won't send Dennis after you! "Hooray!" -Turrey

Most of my Fan Fictions will be about Portal, but Harry Potter and the Lunar Chronicles won't be excluded!

Go follow my best friend's profiles: P-BodyOrange and CubePink (But it's really Dennis in disguise XD That humorous serial killer!)

"I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!'" - GLaDOS