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Joined 07-16-13, id: 4889755, Profile Updated: 01-12-17
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Marching Band.

Name: Jake

Age: 16.

Born: in Narnia. That's all you need to know.

Gender: I think I'm pretty sure I'm a guy...

Favorite Books: Hmm.. is there a limit here... I like Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Midnighters, Dark is Rising, Hunger Games, Kane Chronicles, Unwind Dystology, A Song of Ice and Fire, Chronicles of Narnia. (In no particular order)

I was born a centaur in Narnia. I was banished to Earth several years ago for completing a dare. Eventually, I will post my autobiography I have written on fanfiction, but that will be when I finally remember to...

I play clarinet in band at my school (Yes, it is a manly instrument, thank you for asking) as well as tuba and a variety of saxophones and trumpet and euphonium and flute and trombone and most percussion and, well, just about any instrument. I'm Drum Major during marching season, and for some reason play baseball.

The English teachers at my school are really big on creative writing, so most of my stories on here come from that.

Eyes with Pride!

-Jake

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Stolen by Inflorescences reviews
He's fought legions of monsters, turned down immortality (twice), saved Olympus more times than he can count on his hands, and survived Tartarus. Peace seems in sight. But when a foe older than Gaea arises, Percy Jackson faces him, and finds he may not be strong enough. Banished from Camp Halfblood by the gods, Percy and now River must find a way to end Fear...or else. AU.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,931 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Leo V., OC
Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Top of the Show by bandgeek63 reviews
Just a short one-shot about what marching band means to me! Review, please!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Complete
Random Incidents of the Twenty-First Nome by bandcrazy01 reviews
Just a collection of silly happenings. First three in Amos' point of view.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Bast, Amos K., Felix, Walt S.
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A Handprint on My Heart
This is a powerful moment from one of the final lectures given at Drum Major Academy.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2017 - Complete
The Perfect Circle
A story of how a band kid can change over the years in marching band.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2017 - Complete
A Drum Major's First Football Game reviews
What more is there to say? The thoughts of a band geek's first football game as Drum Major.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Complete
Drum Major Tryouts
Tori is about to take the biggest step in the career of any band kid... she's trying out for the position of Drum Major.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Complete
Tori's First Band Camp reviews
The tale of an freshman girl's first band camp, told in memoir form. (This was actually an assignment for English class.)
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Complete
The Best of Them All reviews
A short on-shot about a girl who wins a march-off (or a drill-down, depending on your band) at her band camp.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Complete
The Dinner Guest reviews
Short one-shot. What if Dudley got a girlfriend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete