DiZenchantedhide bio
 Yo, yo, yo! I am the DiZenchanted one. See what I did there? I crammed a Kingdom Hearts character and a My Chemical Romance song together to make a clever little username! HAHAHA -shot-. I currently reside in Zushi, Kanagawa, Japan and I am a junior in high school. My interest vary widely. Writing, reading, sewing, biking, Nihongo-ing (xD Whaaa?), daydreaming, doing origami, watching Rachel Ray without sound, and expanding my profile far too much. I deleted all of my old fanfics, because I decided that they were totally crappy and I was doing FF.net a service by doing so (no, seriously... if you've never read them, just trust me on this). I'm currently in the process of writing some new ones for Kingdom Hearts and TWEWY. And now you know me just a little more. :P THE KH SURVEY
1. Your favorite KH guy(s)? Riku, Terra, Roxas. 2. Your favorite KH girl? Namine, Aqua and LARXENE! 3. Your least favorite KH guy(s)? Why? DiZ, because of what he did to Roxas. 4. Your least favorite KH girl(s)? Why? 5. Favorite World(s)? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) 6. Least Favorite World? Olympus Colosseum and Agrabah. 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) The all-powerful KEYBLADE! I really love Ven's Fresh Breeze keyblade in particular. It's shaped funny in accordance with his reverse grip. 8. Least Favorite Weapon(s)? Luxord's cards, Saix's I-PWN-YOU-NAO stic-- I mean, his claymore... erm... Xemnas's ripoff lightsabers, Braig/Xigbar's guns. 9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) STITCH! 10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Final, Master, Valor 11. Favorite Pairing(s)? (includes yaoi coupling) Why? I currently don't have one, though Taqua is warming on me. My OTP used to be AkuRoku. 12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? 4/11. Cringe. 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Giant Squid x Hogwarts! Oh, wait, Kingdom Hearts! Ummm... Roxas/Axel/Reno. xD 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Sephiroth/Mickey. Umwat. 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? I have so many that I couldn't even begin to list them all. 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) RIKU! And Axel. :D SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Sometimes. Not really. 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No. He's an evil genius. :D 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? SOOOMMEEETIMEEESSSS... 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? Meh. She's just your textbook plot device damsel... she really isn't as bad as... oh, say... XION. jklafjakl I really hate Xion. SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why? Namine, even though I think that MIGHT count as incest... 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? Oh, you know... I tend to go with the general Terra-Is-Probably--Xehanort, Roxas-Looks-Like-Ven-Because-Of-Something-Relating-To-His-Death 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? During some parts, but no. I believe it really was an integral part of the storyline. 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Roxas! 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Riku. He went through an emotional journey and stuff... 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? I was playing RE: CoM and kept shouting vulgarities at the TV during a battle and my mom came in and told me to stop. 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Not yet. But I think I'm going to cosplay Roxas, THEN I'm going to go back to that karaoke place in Yokosuka and sing Passion as awful as possible. 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? LINGERING. SENTIMENT. OH MY FJASDLJAKL;HWIOIOPHIAOP. 30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? ROXASSSSSS~~~! And Riku, who can't even keep his pants up to save his life. SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... 31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner. 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion. 33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas. 34. Roxas or Sora? ROXAS!! 35. Axel or Demyx? Axel. 36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene. 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? AkuRoku. 38. Namixas or Namiku? Nami...repliku? xD 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? AkuRoku. 40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoRiku 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt aisu! 42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud. 43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? HIKARI! Because I can't read all the kanji in time to sing it properly during karaoke. xD SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character's as well) Lol no. 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Toy Story Toy Story Toy Story TOY STORY!!! Finding Nemo would also be pretty tight. :D 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Sora and Neku 48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KHII for a variety of reasons... 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? The combination of Disney and FF. I mean, come on! It's like Reece's. You know... "You got peanut butter in my chocolate!" |
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What If by freaky-hanyou reviews
What if...Zexion was a famous author? Axel was a fireman? Cloud wore leather pants? Reviewers suggest ideas! ALL ONESHOTS AkuRoku, Zemyx, Soriku, Cleon, MarVexen! AND Cloud/Sora! AND Xemnas/Saix! AND Kairi/Namine! All One shots Current: What if Roxas was shrunk to the size of a pop can?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 112 - Words: 194,657 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Riku, Axel, Marluxia, Demyx
So I Could Live Forever by Silver33650 reviews
Modest yet ambitious and very interested in science, young Caroline manages to net her dream job at Aperture Science as the founder's personal assistant. As time passes, her dream becomes a nightmare... My first story.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,625 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Caroline
Sarcastically Said by Ramenism reviews
Oneshots. This is the real life, everyday problems of our heroes. Read and enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sora
Backroom by Tahru reviews
Joshua and Neku are in the backroom of Wildkat. ""One was stubborn and the other could go on and on until he passes out from starvation"" JoshxNeku
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Yoshiya K./Joshua, Neku S. - Complete
Cutting Back by cheezburgerlover reviews
With Black Mesa on the verge of knocking Aperture Science out of business, the Chief Financial Officer of Aperture Science holds a board meeting to find new ways to save money. And cake. Oneshot, rated K plus for GLaDOS being evil.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
Your Place Smells Like A Sewer by prettypriestess reviews
Are you imprinting on me?" Neku asked. Again. Joshua blinked slowly, taking a deep breath. "No. Stop asking."..."Are you sure?" Joshua reached out, trying to imprint the urge to shut up, but finding Neku's Player pin blocking him, as always.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Best Seller by Scrawlers reviews
Mr. Hanekoma writes a kind-of-sort-of-not-really-fiction novel, and Neku is NOT pleased. One-shot, post-Game. Another Day-esque crack.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Under Their Skin: Organization XIII by Kita Kudai reviews
Pranks to pull on Organization XIII to really get under their skin.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,870 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Self Tanner by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pivoted in the mirror, staring at my naked, orange body. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, after all. [Edward ponders the effects of Self Tanner on a vampire.] [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Organization XIII Goes Disney? by rokusasu74 reviews
It's the classic family vacation: Disney World! But what will happen when eight members of Organization XIII hop in a van and turn the place upside down? From long car rides with Demyx to losing Roxas in the Magic Kingdom, it's all gonna go downhill...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,517 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Demyx, Roxas
Carmine Complex by The BirdFox Hybrid Productions reviews
Roxas was pretty sure that he would rather subject himself to spontaneous combustion than to deal with the absurdity that came hand in hand with going to a public high school. Unfortunately, fate hated him. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,629 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Yet Another Day by driftingstar reviews
Neku awakens to a very strange situation. Spoilers for Another Day. Tin Pin verse. "...he bolted right up in bed in abject horror, cursing a jumbled string of incomprehensible expletives."
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/11/2008
White Hands by Ruemaja reviews
The World Ends With You JoshuaxNeku. In which Neku tries to do his homework and Joshua is a mind reader... Well, sort of.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Pink and Blue Wallpaper by driftingstar reviews
In which something important is lost and Neku is not being forthcoming... "Neku noted with no small amount of satisfaction that Joshua was exhibiting uncharacteristic restlessness." JoshuaxNeku.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Unforeseen Miscalculations by Rauxlen reviews
The World Ends With You: Neku and Joshua. Now with more JoshuaNeku. "It was an Unforeseen Miscalculation on my part." T for Language SPOILERS INCLUDED
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008
I Have a Large, Thick Sausage by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Well, there was me. And there was Sora, the kid who showed up one day, claiming to be my long lost twin. There was Axel, who was trying to worm his way into my heart. And my pants. And there was Riku. But you don't care about him. [AU] [AkuRoku] [RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Kingdom Hearts: What Disney Didn't Want You to See by The Ultimate Life Form reviews
This is the good stuff Square Enix didn't want to show you. This is Kingdom hearts Bigger, Longer and UnCut.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Sora
Repercussions Of Femininity by Vixen2004 reviews
When a predominant angst writer makes an attempt at comedy, the results are priceless. Picture Axel traveling around the worlds to find a soul mate in order to quench his desire for companionship and to prove to Larxene that he is not gay.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,533 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Axel, Larxene
Better Know A Nobody by Nari Crow reviews
Stephen Colbert launches a new series, based on Organization XIII. But will interviewing the mentally unbalanced Organization be too much for him?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,167 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
You've Got Voicemail by Serexion reviews
Once upon a time, there was a “club” of sorts. This club called themselves the Organization XIII. And they wanted cell phones. Told in voicemail messages.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
An Apple a Day Keeps Organization XIII Away by Valentine Vampire reviews
Stupid title, I know. But anyway, it's about Xemnas stupid plan to get the entire Organization to eat nothing but health food. Axel, Roxas, and Demyx team up to scheme up a way to get their unhealthy food back, and keep their sanity!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Riku's Birthday! by Driger Kid reviews
I'ts Riku's birthday! It's ben three days since Riku and Sora got back from the realm of darkness and Kairi wants to throw a party for Riku since they missed. Bit of a crack fic please review. Warning: Story contains flying hotdogs
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Riku
The Morning After The Night Before by Indiesin reviews
Roxas really, really hated house parties. Waking up wrapped in the arms of a total stranger didn't exactly help, either. [Akuroku] [AU] [ON HIATUS]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,734 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
The Lists of PotC by Valentine Vampire reviews
Obsession lists, things you can learn from PotC, and more. Updated! Fourth chapter is up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Padfoot's Shaving Adventure by r3muslupin reviews
Read the title. That's all you need to know. JPLE and SBAF mentioned. My first fanfic. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Something About Shopping Lists by KismetDoll reviews
[AkuRoku] Axel loves shoping lists, so it's no surprise when he helps the confused looking blond kid while at work. Axel's not 'like that' but it's obvious his new friend is and he finds himself dealing with some strange feelings for the blond. [AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Barnes and Noble Blues by SwankyJanks reviews
The Cullens go to Barnes and Noble looking for books and find something much scarier.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
Akito's Therapist by xAkitox reviews
What happens when Kureno signs Akito up for therapy sessions? Just a random doddle I'm working on. More chapters to come! Shikito, Kurito, yadda yadda.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Akito S., Kureno S.
Millionaire by Constance Greene reviews
Axel Wants to be a Millionaire. “What is the opposite of cheese? Bacteria, cows, sausage, or bacon.” — Axel
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Charlie Bone and the Gate of Translocation by Fanless reviews
What do you get when you combine two very disparate characters, a transporting apparatus, and cameos from just about every wellknown fantasy book and manga out there? ...Well, this fanfiction, actually. [AU! Not connected to Book 6 in any way.]
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007
Storytime With Riku by iLostmysoul reviews
Let's face it. We've all been in situations like this before. [Crack thingy, oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Where do babies come from? by eastercat reviews
Yes! Roxas asks the question! Let's see how the Org reacts to it. Rated T for certain things.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Roxas
Bubblegum! by Jinzouningen reviews
Sequel to: Demyx Has A Cold. This threat: Bubblegum. Demyx loves it. Anyone who tries to get him to spit it out gets gum in their hair! Warning: In later chapters, Demyx gets bubblegum withdraw!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Demyx
Group Hug! Ok, maybe not by Luv-Angel-Music reviews
Xemnas gets tired of the group's constant...fights...and decides to put an end to it. Easier said then done. All thirteen members in one room could only only mean one thing...Chaos! Randomness all around etc.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,921 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Zexion, Demyx
A Trip to Disney World: Pirates Edition! by Valentine Vampire reviews
On request I wrote a PotC version of my Disney stories! Jack, Will, Elizabeth, James, Pintel, and Ragetti go to Magic Kingdom and MGM. Can you imagine them going on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? Now you can read about it! Yay!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
We Teach Friends Health Insanity Room 191 by L.C.Candle reviews
Notice: Persons attempting to find a Motive in this narrative will be prosecuted persons attempting to find a Moral in it will be banished persons attempting to find a Plot in it will be shot. [Formally known as Welcome to Insanity Room 191]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,367 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006
Kingdom Hearts by hikaranko reviews
This is, in all seriousness, a direct novelization of the game Kingdom Hearts. If you've never played or if you just love it a lot, then this should be an interesting read for you. Give it a chance! I WILL finish this, no matter what!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 209,020 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005
Dear Risa by Halo The Not Mongoose reviews
Yeah, random crack fic, random crack comes in later. Basically, Riku turns into a girl, and hilarity ensues.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Riku
Task of Doom by Shadow Oblivion reviews
Vexen refuses to eliminate Sora, so Marluxia reports the replica failure to Xemnas, who in turn gives Vexen his punishment...babysitting!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Vexen - Complete
See You In Hell by Live2Read reviews
[Give a Boy a Gun by Todd Strasser] Please review. Even if you didn’t read the book. Brendan and Gary before they go to their school on that fatal night. Deep, deep friendship, not slash.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
The Insane Zodiac by ilovekyosohma reviews
i don't even know. WARNING: insanity, weirdness, references to other things, and stuffed animals. click on it. go on. you know it's very tempting...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007
Tuna and Crackers ON CRACK by kekame reviews
Can you EVEN IMAGINE with a title like this?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
tacos by Constance Greene reviews
Crack!drabble. I feel like tacos. — RoxasTacos / AxelRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Riku hitting on a corndog by Dexxy reviews
Riku actually falls in love with it but in a way hes still hitting on it. Just plze come and check it out.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
The Randomness Commands Me To by khknight reviews
Roxas goes emo! Then, Sephiroth keeps singing to Cloud! And Sora can't tell if Riku or Rikku is Riku! Just random stories full of randomness!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006
Obsession by manga-ghost reviews
Falling for your best friend, he thought wryly, was a definite nono. [Oneshot, implied AxelxRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Axel - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Organization XIII Visits The Water Park by chuunin alchemist reviews
The season they call summer in our world plagues the Organization headquarters, and the Superior eventually decides to take the members on a much needed vacation at a water park... Will the members survive the summer? Will the water park survive THEM?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007
How Much Trouble Can One Nobody Get Into by Erin Elric reviews
Indeed how much trouble can one get into. Demyx decides to find out. A series of short stories. Complete
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,367 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Demyx - Complete
Drammatics by Darkness-Heart reviews
Insanity. [Crackfic][Warning: I slash 'em]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
No Way In Hell I'm Gettin' Redemption by Vixen2004 reviews
How do you tell your mother that you very nearly destroyed the world? [The aftermath of Riku’s flirtation with darkness, told around the comments of his mother.] I think it involves more than simply being sent to the time out chair.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Riku - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: The Quest for the Holy Grail by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
King Mickey is on a quest—to find the Holy Grail! Also featuring Riku, Sora, Donald, Goofy, the Riku Replica, and Sir NotAppearingInThisFanfiction. Spoof of all things Monty Python.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006
Organization Fun by Before the Sun Sets reviews
What the Organization does when they're not bothering Sora. Very random and OOC. No yaoi! Just randomness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007
Eight in Twenty Words by CrossoverQueen reviews
AkuRoku with smart people prompts. Not necessarily AkuRoku, but either way I like it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Organization Goes Ice Skating by WindOfDancingFlames reviews
Pretty self explanatory. Marluxia is having the time of his life, Axel is not, Zexion pwns all at DDR, Vexen is in paradise, and Demyx is goofing around at the snack bar. Please review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,026 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
Yay, Edward by xXnumbertwoXx reviews
Crackfic/Edward-bash. Edward suffers the worst birthday ever when Bella discovers the wonders of caffeinated soda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
The Ultimate Snowball Fight and Poolside Battle by x-Panicalysis-x reviews
[Recently The Ultimate Snowball Fight Vampire Style]It starts out a regular snowy, quiet day in Forks, but quickly turns to an all out war with high stakes. The poolside fight comes later, in the summer. [R&R! Now flamin', puny ego balloon..]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2007
Weird KH Dreams by kh2kairi reviews
I shall post your weird dreams up! I hope people enjoy it! Now with no comments.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006
A Day in the Life of Organization XIII by bluemoonlightgirl reviews
Have you ever wondered what Organization XIII does when they're not after Kingdom Hearts? Xemnas needs a therapist and Xigbar does the opposite of whatever he's told.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Xemnas
Why, Indeed by horsie890 reviews
The Organization, and more importantly, Axel and Zexion, decide to answer an age old question. [Oneshot. Somewhat funny.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Axel, Zexion - Complete
Xemnas got run over by a reindeer by DimensionGatel reviews
I blame Eggnog for all of this. Just a little Christmas fun at Xemnas's expense. Heheheh!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Xemnas - Complete
Spitting Woodpeckers by Emrold reviews
[CRACKFIC. NO PLOT WHATSOEVER.] One totally random, unusual day at the World That Never Was. Includes Xaldin being biffed around by Saix, spitting woodpeckers, and Xemnas being bling. Roxas has a pacemaker...?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Welcome to Forks by Rhiann reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/21/2006
Spontaneous Combustion by UltimatePalmTree reviews
[CRACKFIC] Demyx has never heard of the theory of bursting into flames randomly and for no good reason...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Demyx, Roxas - Complete
To the tune of randomnessicity by ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat reviews
RANDOMNESS, plus Kingdom Hearts, plus a hyper author with one to many Monster drinks in her, plus midnight writing, PLUS nothing better in school and home equals... what else? Randomnessicity! Pweaze R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006
Multiplicity by Aloria reviews
Sora complains about how noisy his head is these days.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Sora - Complete
Random Questions by TenkunoMeiou reviews
Sora thinks of the most random things. And Riku tries to answer, key word Tries. Series.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Riku, Sora
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Peppermint by Phantom Typewriter reviews
No summary. This is just a bunch of random thoughts that came together one day. Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Sora - Complete
Hatred by horsie890 reviews
Oneshot. Zexion. 'Nuff said.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Zexion - Complete
Axel and the Quest for a Vacation by Aloria reviews
Another crackfic, dedicated to Koiree. if you don't understand this one, read my other KH crackfics first.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
boulder muffin by BisquickBismarck reviews
frogfrogfrogfrogfrog [luxord.zexion][insanitybased.crackfiction]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Luxord, Zexion - Complete
Sora and the Big Bad Wolf by Aloria reviews
Warning: Crack Fic. Not sure what I was on, but includes insanity and OOCness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Popsicle Sticks by UltimatePalmTree reviews
[CRACKFIC] “Bad Roxas! No ice cream for you! BAD! Already things were going well for Roxas on his summer vacation...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
pirates versus ninjas by archy the cockroach reviews
yuffie hitches a ride with sora and she and jack sparrow meet. [crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Goofy, Yuffie K. - Complete
Potion Torture by WeaselChick reviews
Vexen slips Larxene a love potion. And now she's after a certain pyro.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Axel, Larxene - Complete
Irashaimassen! A Cromartie Convenience Store by Monchichikun reviews
In Japan, the term 'Irashaimassen' is used as a typical greeting to a store or restaurant. I had this weird idea to make a fanfic. based on Cromartie High School, the funniest anime I've ever seen, and go along the same guidelines. Nothing but futility.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006
Burn, Baby Burn by azenthar reviews
[Oneshot] WARNING: FLAMMABLE, do not use product near fire, flame or sparks. That didn't stop Axel and Roxas, now did it? [crackfic, let the randomness ensue]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Axel - Complete
Identity Crisis by surestsmile reviews
Just because you've got your heart back doesn't mean that you'll get your happy ending too. [Riku, Roxas, post KH2, oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Riku, Roxas - Complete
SeventyFive Munnies by UltimatePalmTree reviews
[CRACKFIC]Demyx carefully positioned the gun so it was directly in the space between his eyebrows. He winced slightly as the cold metal made contact with his skin, but knew what he had to do.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Axel - Complete
easter with the org! by archy the cockroach reviews
pie? YES! turkey giblets? WTF. easter egg hunts? FO SHO. join the organization xiii, as they manage to piss eachother off and do lots of axel groping! hooray! [crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Axel, Marluxia - Complete
celine dion by archy the cockroach reviews
demyx and marluxia have a conversation on a bench. [crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Marluxia, Axel - Complete
Murder in the Lounge by UltimatePalmTree reviews
[CRACKFIC AU] Demyx learns a new lesson... the VERY hard way...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Axel, Marluxia - Complete
Smile and Nod by critical-blow reviews
He didn't understand her...[one sided Xaldin and Belle]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
doodlebrain by archy the cockroach reviews
marluxia and his hammer ride an emu to work. [crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Marluxia, Naminé - Complete
buzzsaw by archy the cockroach reviews
sora was cute when he slept. [hints of RS, waff, drabble]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Books of Memory by Ramenism reviews
Sora remembers...Warning: I wrote this at 3 a.m., so don't expect something marvelous.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Sora - Complete
all your base by archy the cockroach reviews
someone set us up the bomb! [crackfic. total nonsense. 'all your base'spoof.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Naminé, Axel - Complete
An Interveiw With Fruits Basket! by KawaiiKittens reviews
This is going to be the funniest thing you have read about all of the Fruits Basket character. Read to find out what they get up too when they are interviewed to join the party!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005
Fruits Basket: Truth or dare by Hickok reviews
What happens when the Sohma family are seized by boredom and an insane fanfic writer? Easy. They play truth or dare!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,294 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 9/12/2003
Shoopuf Basket by Raine-Weather reviews
It's summer! And you know what that means... The Sohma Summer Vacation from Hell! COMPLETED!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,533 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Complete
A Fruits Basket Christmas by kaguragirl14 reviews
It's Christmas, and the Sohmas are going to their cabin in the mountains. Full of akward situations, such as Yuki and Kyo sharing a room, Momiji's bladder problems, and many power shortages. This is my first fan fic so please read and review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004
fruits basket christmas carol by kireina reviews
Akito is scrooge, great....he is going to be visted by three "ghost" how is this going to go {rated for Akito's language}
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004
The Wedding Present by jennetsnow reviews
Will finds love with a mysterious young woman who is not what she seems. (No, really. Stop smirking, it's unattractive.)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2004
The Fruits Basket Drinking Song by A Guy Named Goo reviews
The title says it all. This is a little random tidbit I wrote one day, mostly as a way to play with OOCness. My friend peanut told me I would be lynched for this, so I guess it's pretty bad...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Complete