Hi, I'm Zoe and I am absoloutly crazy on everything Stephenie Mayer, Christopher Paolini and L.J Smith. I'm a real Music lover and will give anything a try. I first started writing when I was about 9 and have been ever since, trying to fit in Fan Fics and personal projects between GCSE coursework and reading of course.

To everyone who has read and/or reviewed my stories thank you very much for all your amazing comments. I try to update fast since i hate it myself when your just getting into a goos fan fic and the chapter end son a cliff hanger and the authoer doesn't update for years. Normally I don't update for quite a while and end up with a backlog of stuff to post so all new chapters tend to be slung on at once when I can get to the computer.

If you have any queries about me, my writing or my stores please PM, or e-mail me, whatever they might say I try to be helpful. :P

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile..

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both,copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, put this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Bella, really.)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

You know you live in 2008 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

x~Darknight Vampire~x