Jade has lived on a remote island her entire life, and at last she's moving to the city to go to college with her brother John and his friends! Soon Jade meets Dave, a guy known for being a player, but he finds himself acting strangely and feeling different around this odd girl and he doesn't know why. Is it love? (College AU Humanstuck DaveJade Johnvris Rosemary No-Sburb AU)

Karkat and Terezi consummate their matespritship. (HUMAN PENIS VERSION) For the tenta-bulge version, please see my other fics. This is only my second smut, so please leave a review with your likes/dislikes to help me improve! Thanks for reading.

Karkat decides to relax himself on the meteor with a bubblebath, but is surprised when Terezi also needs to use the tub when she is covered in sopor slime.

Indulge in the awkwardness off this Dave/Jade story! When jade doesn't know how is she should finally ask out her crush, he feels the same way and she invites herself over to sleep in his room "because her air conditioner is broken..." rated M for smut!