Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. This is the pen name for collaborated efforts of two extremely talented, witty writers-Corveruth and Purveyor of Darkness:Tyrini...Both are extremely addicted to Harry Draco slash...Both want to see a certain Red Haired teenage boy die a slow painful death ... preferably being slowly cooked over a bonfire while Moaning Myrtle fulfils her perverse, sick mating rituals ...using him ofcourse...(actually this is what tyrini wants... there is no comment from corveruths side... she's just shooting wierd looks at her co-author while slowly inching away from the screen) - we feel this is Ron's just desserts after forcing us to hear him whine in a high pitched falsetto..."harry! the Butterflies... Harry the spiders ...Harry the *fill in icky insect name* ..." for an excrutiating half an hour during second Harry Potter movie... Flames will be dealt with in the customary fashion ...1) the flamer will be forcibly made into a eunuch 2)then we shall bind him/her up and force said flamer to read countless upon countless fics containing Dumbledore and Voldermort indulging in carnal activities...(the worst possible example of slash.. *shudder*) 3) we will then get Dobby and Bilbo to perform the can can for said flamer while Gandalf and Frodo ... lets say there is a long pointy sword, a cowering hobbit and loths of chains..use your imagination... Finally we would like to mention our ickle smut pet ...Braeden...Without whom we would never be able to write smut scenes between HArry and Draco... For you Braeden... *toast imaginary wine glasses..* |
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