Name: Erika

Likes: redoing my profile at random times; Monster; vampires; semicolons; prank texting people who I don't know/who don't have my number, then being friends with them afterwards; dyeing my hair; dry humor; walking around town; bubble gum; talking all proper and whatnot; arguing via text or computer with people I barely know; Dr. Seuss; inside jokes; mustaches; strobe lights; lava lamps; Seinfeld; singing loudly when I know I suck; eating with friends/their friends that I barely know and still being the loudest in the restaurant; creeping people out and taking it way too far; making old people laugh; campfires; fireworks; listening to people rant about things; shows that I used to watch when I was little; Alex Pardee; Michael Jackson; Cornerstone youth group/church and everyone involved in it; lemon ice cream; spending money on things I don't need; Squirmles; hobos; hippies; Eminem :); having weird dreams; when people say "kinky" at random times, and when it doesn't make any sense; not making any sense in general :); smiley faces; Canada and its residents; Chris Crocker; when guys say "OMG" and mean it seriously; etc.

Dislikes: Twilight; peace signs; the color brown; basically any insect/arachnid, or anything of the sort; basically anything on Disney Channel; when people make random annoying noises; clowns; small spaces with a lot of people in them; ~~+yp1ng 71k3 +h15~~; toe rings; Crocs; when people call other people "gay", as an insult; when people put stuff on their MySpace in other languages that they can't even speak, then thinking it's awesome; pig latin; when people spell things wrong just to annoy me; ocean animals; lasagna; people not knowing what something is, then talking about it like they know everything; people who put little hearts around their display names; people who have creepy glasses and rapist beards, and just look like an all-around pedophile; when numbers I don't know text me random perverted things; hooker heels; Facebook; when people who aren't even involved in me and someone else's inside jokes act like they know what I'm talking about; etc.

Gender: Female

Favorite Movies: Wayne's World, Nightmare Before Christmas, and stuff like that.

Favorite TV Shows: Cartoons I watched when I was little, Seinfeld

Favorite Books: A Child Called It, 90 Minutes in Heaven, Ghostgirl, Burned

Quotes...yay?

"I once loved a cat. Later on, I noticed it wasn't human. It was not as sexy as I thought it was."-Pete Wentz

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of the telescope, which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."-Dr. Seuss

"Don't give up! I believe in you all. A person's a person, no matter how small! And you very small persons will not have to die if you make yourselves heard! So come on now, and try!"-Dr. Seuss

"You know, the squashed-in French man, the little squashed-up hairy boy, with the hand feet, the brown little hand feet, the brown little hand foot man."-The Mighty Boosh

"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."-The Mighty Boosh

"Charlie's great, he's made from a million pieces of bubble gum, imagine that!"-The Mighty Boosh

"...Later on, there'll be an aquatic display at 3.30 and again at 5.30. I'll be, myself, participating in that as a porpoise jockey, in the porpoise derby. I don't know if you've ever seen a man ride a porpoise but it can be quite thrilling; quite a thrilling sight for a... young lady to see."-The Mighty Boosh (did I mention I love that too?)

"Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks, Johnny Segment?"-The Mighty Boosh

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, King-Shadow's-Gothic-Queen, Sonic the Shapeshifter, Erika1995

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone that should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, put this in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a long profile, put this in your profile to make it longer.