AU. Narcissa is actually the source of the Malfoy family's wealth—and not because she inherited the Black fortune, either. She's an in-demand spy and assassin. But now she's retired, and intent on using all her skills to make sure her baby boy gets what he wants. If that's Harry Potter, then Harry Potter he shall have.

A collection of unrelated oneshots, all set in the ABO-verse, all centered around omega!Percy, because this fandom needs more omega!Percy!

In the midst of capturing a magical creature, Merlin is transported to a world where Camelot is home to thousands of magic-users. Merlin plans to get back to his own reality. To do that, however, he must get inside the castle. The only way in is to pass the Apprentice Exam and be an apprentice to a magic-user inside Camelot court. Should be easy...right? Full summary inside.

Bearing the Dark Lord's soul mark on his chest certainly isn't easy when his family is firmly on the Light Side. HPLV SLASH. Set in the Past.

When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist.

Tom Riddle finds that he does not like it when Professor Potter doesn't pay him any attention. Something should be done about that. A/N: Dimension/Time-Travel? Grey!Harry Morally Dubious Dumbledore! Tom is Obsessed. Unhealthy Attachment. Limited 3rd, Tom's POV. Read the Author's Notes.

Set in Age of Ultron. When Hawkeye takes the Avengers to the safehouse, they are surprised when a shimmering white stag confronts them and begins to speak in riddles and why is it asking who they are? Avengers, meet the Barton family. Series of Oneshots.

As a last resort to believe in love, Tom calls for his bonded one and pulls Harry through time, to him. TomxHarry Three books long!

Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M

Mortal AU - Professor di Angelo is very strict and never talks about his private life. Professor Jackson is very out-going and loves showing off photos of his children and loves to talk about his family and his very loving and adorable husband. Their students would never expect that they're actually married. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

In which Tom is the DADA professor at Hogwarts, secretly recruiting followers for his future army, and Harry is the worst Divination professor ever, accidentally messing up Tom's plans. Drabble series. Eventual TMRxHP.

AU:NOT DYSTOPIAN! The Dark Lord wanted a consort and had decided to host a competition that involved nearly everyone in Britain. If they thought they were good enough, they could enter to compete in a certain amount of tasks set by the Lord of the lands himself. Only the victor would have the skills necessary to become Voldemort's consort. A/N: Harrymort. Voldy-Wins-AU.

In which Harry Potter dies during the Final Battle at Hogwarts and must live three lives more before he can finally move on. [Oneshot] Four way crossover of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Katekyo Hitman Reborn and Hetalia

Tom Riddle, an avid listener of Mischief Managed with Prongslet, got mistaken for Pronglet's new co-host when on a tour of the station. Tom's maybe-not-so-little infatuation with Prongslet, whom he learned was named Harry Potter, is obvious to everyone but Harry. Even the listeners think they're together! How far will Tom be willing to go to pursue the man of his dreams?A/N:RadioAU

When Harry Potter does things, it's never in halves. By the time he arrives at Hogwarts, our little champion has discovered a way to keep everyone at bay. What happens when you've taught yourself to become untouchable? Shameless AU. Rated M for a lack of moral conscience, the occasional murder, and graphic dark themes (because why not?). Happily Ever After, Voldemort style.

Trelawney gives an assignment at the beginning of fifth year. This leads to the revelation of a power that Harry didn't know he had. A power that no one expected. Least of all the Dark Lord. A power he knew not. Harry decides to change everything with his new book. Being able to shape the future to how you want took a lot of vision. No one could have predicted this. A/N: SLASH*

Harry Potter is an older cousin to James Potter, and his lover Voldemort doesn't do Christmas decorations. Which makes him put up a lot of it. Severus is not impressed. Neither is Voldemort for that matter. Slash.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

The UK brothers are forced to move into one house because of their bosses. "I'm not even part of the UK anymore! Why do I have to live with them!" SHUT UP IRELAND BECAUSE I SAID SO! Oh the madness that goes on in that house and the trouble these brothers cause when put together.

Set in Harry's 5th year. Harry had normal day and Voldemort is little sleepy. CRACK FIC, NO BETA

Harry has had enough, no longer can he pretend to be the good little Gryffindor or the Savior of the Wizarding World. Those he counted has friends and family stabbed him in the back. Harry decides it is time to take his revenge on those that hurt him with his new found family and possibly his soulmate. SLASH M/M

"It's a Harry Potter drinking game," Ron explained. "Every time you call attention to your scar, everyone in hearing range has to take a shot. You've done it three times since you walked in." / A Crackfic Collection featuring OOC-ness, broken fourth walls, and cringe-worthy puns.

Harry Potter has escaped from his dragon-guarded tower. So has his fellow prisoner, the dragon who guarded him. Harry sets off to find the one responsible for imprisoning them both. Accompanied by a stranger with a familiar name, Harry finds himself with more questions than answers as he slowly learns about the customs of dragons and the history of the dragon he befriended. TR/HP

All he'd wanted to do was purchase a half gallon of milk from the corner store. Getting kidnapped by a lunatic who thinks he's his husband wasn't a part of the plan.

Every year, hundreds of skaters and dancers come to perform in front of Prince Victor, hoping to break his curse. Every year, they fail. But Yuuri's not here to perform. If the greatest performers in the world can't help the prince, how can Yuuri? Will be 4 chapters.

Feliciano and Lovino realize they have a younger brother and must nurture him into a proper Italian. Warning: typical Italian antics and a very confused America.

Harry is a Guide with a secret. But when revealed, the whole world seems like it's out to get him. First The Ministry, then an 'Order', and now a hit man from a covert organization bent on eradicating his kind. The hired gun seems to have an agenda of his own though. But what could Tom, an Alpha Sentinel, want from Harry? (A Tom/Harry Assassin, Omegaverse, and Sentinel/Guide AU).

Tony thought that spying on his team mates at Avengers tower was just a bit of fun, until he learns that Jarvis has been keeping a big secret.

Mortal AU - President Hades insists his children accept their bodyguards. Nico fights it, until he sees how delicious Agent Jackson and Agent Grace are. They become friends and simple physical attraction turns into more. Nico/Jason/Percy slashy threesome

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Ancient Egypt AU - Pharaoh Nico is about to go to war with another nation when the gods interfere. Bastet sends her beloved son Perseus to stand beside the pharaoh and lead the army, but she demands that Horus' high priest Carter will guide Percy in this new world. Percy doesn't want guidance, he just wants that pharaoh. pharaoh!Nico/catboy!Percy slash Nicercy

Once upon a time, Parselmages were known by a different name: Dragon Singers. Harry Potter is going to bring that art back to life, though at six years old he doesn't know it yet. Eventual slash, HP/CW. Warning: Story contains child abuse.

Human experimentation gone wrong created human-animal-hybrids, so called Humas. After great wars and rebuilding the world, Dog Humas rule over the US. Submissive Cat Humas are kept as pets, for their own protection, or so Dog Humas say. One day Nico, Dog Huma and top lawyer, realizes his errand boy Percy is a Cat Huma pretending to be human. dogboy!Nico/catboy!Percy slash Nicercy

Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.

Monsters have been intertwined with history for as long as any of the nations can remember (if they knew about magic that is). But lately, a new kind of demon has been appearing. And oddly enough, it started in Canada and North Italy. But when the threat spreads, our two 'harmless' nations are forced to take action in a way that will give them away. (PruCan) (GeraIta)

At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.

Severus thought he knew what to expect of the spawn of James Potter...until he walked into the Great Hall looking like Severus Snape. Co-authored with hello-nurse2005(Luck on Potions and Snitches). Rated 'T', just in case.

Harry, after being saved by a mysterious stranger, is flung fifty years into the past, where he resolves to save the future by killing a 10-year-old Tom Riddle. He ends up raising him, instead. But when young Tom develops an unhealthy fixation on his new guardian, things quickly spiral out of control, and Harry finds himself entangled in a deadly game. Will history repeat itself?

Shameless Smut. Throne sex. Daddy Kink. Loki goads Thor into having sex with him in public. Mating/heat cycles. M/M Explicit. Could be read as a sequel to The Awakening or as a stand alone. Thorki.

Harry had no idea how it was possible, however it didn't really matter. What mattered was that they were there and he would do anything to protected them. Even if that meant siding with Voldemort. Even so, he was sure that he had been suffering from temporary insanity, how else could he explain how they came to be? Yes, temporary insanity was the only possible answer.

Thor Omegaverse. Alpha Thor. Pretty much a shameless excuse for Thorki smut. Lots of Loki angst as he awaits his first heat which will determine if he is an Omega or not. Thor is sweet and loving. Odin is Odin. M/M Explicit. Angsty at first. Fluff and smut later.

The Siren's Call is the sex-shop where Percy works and that Nico frequents. Nico's a rich dom who likes to spoil his subs. Percy, at first lured in by Nico's looks and attitude, falls in love over the months. Nico goes to the shop, not for the toys but for the boy behind the counter. The problem? Nico is under the impression Percy already has a boyfriend. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy

In the prejudiced world where the Dark Lord won, Harry Potter is part of the servile caste, the lowest caste in the new society. Resigned to a life of servitude as a Courtesan, Harry is instead drawn under the wing of the Dark Lord himself. Between the scheming Order and his powerful benefactor, Harry finds himself steadily drawn deeper into the growing conflict. Eventual LV/HP.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

When it comes to things not straight out told, Harry can be quite blind. (Example when he asks Ron what Seamus doing when the boy's actually saying the incantation out-loud). This is about taking his blind-ness and innocence to the extreme... this is how Tom Riddle works his ass off trying to hint on Harry and how Harry just doesn't get it.

Voldemort sees a couple of kids who are lost in the woods. They both look like a certain green-eyed menace. What happens when their parents come to collect them and start yelling at them about time traveling? Implied Mpreg! HP/LV.

An offhand comment makes Loki want to meet the real Steve Rogers. Pre-Slash and Slash Loki/Steve. Rated M for a reason.

Sequel to Cultural Differences. Loki is on Earth serving out his punishment, and he has to contend not only with a foreign planet, but being a hostile. He learns the meaning of love from the children he visits at the orphanage, the meaning of family from Thor, and how to be human from Steve. Somewhere along the way, he also learns how to be himself.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

Thor brings Loki and the Tesseract to Asgard and returns to Earth only after promising to return for Loki's trial when the time comes. In the meantime he tries to navigate Earth's foreign customs and not kill his teammates who insist on treating him like a small child rather than the god and prince that he is.

Thor and Loki have a child together, but they believe it died in childbirth when in reality Odin sent to Midgard. Cue The Avengers and Loki discovering that one of the Avengers is actually the child of Thor and Loki. Mostly crack with a little bit of actual plot.

Pre-season4.When Morgause and Morgana got ahold of a spell that would make the most powerful being in Camelot the ruler and everyone would be forced to obey him/her-well,let's just say their expectations plummeted down to the ground

The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…

For years it remained hidden behind a patch, his glimpse into another life. But when he reaches Hogwarts, this sight, and the mind it leads him to, will help him see the other side of the playing field. Independent!Harry, potentially HPLV.

AU and Slash. HarryDean eventually. On the run and in need of aid he runs to someone Sirius once knew, in America.

Thanks to the advice of Severus Snape, Dumbledore decides to ReSort the Seventh Year students. This time the hat will not take 'No' for an answer. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY

After the war is over, Ginny finds out what hell really is. HP/LV, Non-con HP/GW and SS/HG

Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU

A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.

Over one summer, many things can happen. Especially to one Harry Potter. Slash-fic.

When Snape finds a drunk Harry Potter, he takes him to his room for questioning, not knowing that this would in turn lead him to a revelation. DMHP slight slash, pilot fic. Sequel up, named Golden Boy.

Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–

Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!