Pit wants to learn a foreign language to prove he's not stupid. So he decides to learn Italian. Unfortunately, he's just not the best student. And he shouldn't trust Wario to teach him another language because this inevitably leads to trouble. One-shot. Rated T for language.

Zoophobia. A baby cat harpy imprints of Jack, thinking he's it's mother. Meanwhile, Damian tries to con Jack out of his money to get a new banjo. All characters belong to Vivzmind/Vivienne Medrano.