Name : Kelly Knapp also refereed to as Kanappkins, but would prefer being called either just Knapp or Kelly

Age : 16

Sex : Female

Likes: Animals, reading, writing, drawing, BOOKS, flutes, music in general.

Dislikes: Kindles/ Nooks, Government class, people who act like idiots, red pens, people who put their dogs in the back of a truck with out a kennel (This irks me to no end), people mispronouncing words even though you JUST said it.

Favorite Animes and Mangas and Video games~

Hetalia (all time favourite)

Full Metal Alchemist

Bleach

Death Note

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Final Fantasy VII and VIII (Mainly VII. All the games and the movie)

Rurouni Kenshin

Other stuff I like

Monty Python (Your mother was a hamster.)

Red VS. Blue

Kingdom Hearts

Fav. couples~ (in no particular order)

GermanyxItaly

USxUK

PrussiaxHungary

HungaryxAustria

Russiax Anyone (Russia needs some love, too)

CloudxTifa

ZackxAerith

any male character x oc

Pairings I dislike or hate

Axel x Roxas - That and they're like brothers.

Axel x Xion - It makes Axel look like a pedophile... that and it's kinda like he's with Roxas too if you really think about it.

Light X Misa - so...very...annoying..

other places I have an account with~

www.youtube.com Neokelly169

www.deviantart.com Ikarrie

my email: akatsuki.daze@gmail.com

Feel free to email me to give suggestions or compliment me or whatever.

Favorite quotes:

Sorry Donut, but military law is very clear when it comes to the 'not it' methodology for making decisions.

Donut, you hide here and wait for the guy tailing us. then, when he passes, shoot him straight in the back and watch him die. just like John Wayne would've done

Itachi you can't mangekyu the cash register.

Is it bad if your continence is an anime character? (still trying to find the answer) (Found the answer, I think. The answer is no. And you get a spiffy jacket that makes you hug yourself!! :D)

You lack hatred

Cry me a river,build a bridge, and get over it

shun the non-believer!!

we aren't band Geeks . we're band ninjas.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, YaoiFanGirl1990,LunerCry,Sapphire-Rose-Petals,K.E.Knapp

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, YaoiFanGirl1990,LunerCry,Sapphire-Rose-Petals,ikarrie ai ryuu

If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this to your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to say "fuck you" to any sort of authority, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

Never do something you wouldn't want to explain the the paramedics

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

What goes up will always go down... no matter how hard you try to jump off the roof, you will never fly like a bird, dumb ass...

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will re-post it

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things
with a stick

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay

You shouldn't let your mind wonder.
It's much to small to be out on it's own

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing
people is wrong

If you get thirsty, sip yourself you glass son-of-a-bitch

Smile...the people you hate will die eventually

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

the people and friends we have lost or the dreams that have faded never forget them

memories are nice...but that's all they are.

you can cream your happy festival! you big meanie!

Live,laugh and chase the boys.

I have PMS and a GUN! You were saying?

You wouldn't believe the SHIT I put up with

If the Pen is mightier than the Sword, then why the heck did
we invent the Sword?! Stab everyone in the eye with a Pen

Pains are only Plangent Aliments Inflicting Nauseating Sensations

Itachi didn't die!

He can't die!

And he never will die!

I'm in denial and I will forever be!

And Dei-kun and Saso-chan died too!

The world must hate me..

Marluxia: You should head over to Axel's room. Better not keep your man waiting!
Xell: You either Marluxia..I'm sure your man is waiting for is precious flower to come to him.
Marluxia: D:

from a role play that me and Murphy make:
(BTW I'm K. and I based the story A New Kira off of this role play)

Mello: The President is Hajimaru's biggest fan, so he made Hajimaru take the Death note, while President was the one killing people in Japan so we couldn't give them anymore ramen cuz he hates ramen. He's the real Kira! What we need to do is kidnap him and then go to the US and blow some shit up in revenge cuz the Americans agree with him!
K: -_-' wow Mello that was retarded.
text: Kate Lawliet + Mail Jeevas = love

K: okay now that's creepy and embarrassing
Mello: You know, I would laugh if you guys' lives weren't in danger.
L: It was you and Matt finally confessed it after being embarrassed by Mello.
K: how'd you...?
L: I'm good like that.
K: you over heard didn't you?
L: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Maybe I tapped into your phone conversation. Maybe I got Matt or Mello to tell me. Maybe I'm just smart.
K: YOU TAPED INTO MY PHONE!?
L: Eep!
K: ASHI-NII-SAN!!
L: Uh...
K: Hmph.
L: I'm just being a normal big brother.
K; normal big brothers don't tap into their little sister's phone
L: My version does.
K:5 more minutes
L: You said that 5 minutes ago. Then 5 more before that.
K: sooo?
L: Get up.
K: do I have to?
L: If you want to see what I found at our doorstep, then yes.
K: wakes up I"m up.
L: holds up shoebox which has a white kitten in it
K: Awwwwwwwww... We're keeping it.
L: We are? I was going to drop it off at the pound.
K: noooo!! we are NOT going to leave this little kitten at the pound all alone in a cold dark cage slowly waiting for it's death hugs kitten
L: I...was...joking...and now I'm...depressed...
K:oh sorry nii-san '
Masako: Have you tried interrogating him?
L: It didn't turn out that well.
k: he kinda slammed the door in our faces
Caitlin: Masako: I see.
Matsuda: You're smart.
Masako: It's called common sense, you retard.
Matsuda: I'm not a retard!
Masako: What does pi stand for?
Matsuda: Duh. It's a dessert.
L: muffles laughter
k: um matsuda the other pi
Matsuda: There's another pi?
K: facepalm oi...

I'm aware that some people maybe be thinking When is this person going to write some thing? or Is she ever going to finish these stories? .
The answer is hopefully someday I will finish these.
You probably also noticed how all my stories right now are co-written with some of my friends and thinking Does she even write her own stories? and to let you know I do and I will hopefully finish those, post them on here and not lose the papers I need to finish them!! _Story Progress:

A New Kira: Just letting you know now I will either rewrite it or discontinue it. I'm most likely going to rewrite it and probably give it a new name, but for now it's on hold.

Promise on a Zonpacto: On hold.

Memories of an Inuzuka: working on it!!

Uchiha, Kai: Might change the name, but meh, feel free to give me suggestions :D

Number Fifteen's Dairy: I'm working on it I promise!! I already have the next chapter written I just need to upload it. . Fragile Emotions: Coming soon!!! I'm writing it all in my notebook first. I already have most of chapter one finished as well.It's actually based off of a series of chats with my wonderful bestest friend (despite the AxelxXion thing) Murphy or Izumehime.

Tales From Gaia: My newest work!!! So far it's been good. I'm trying to write a chapter a day and it's been working so far... (watch me jinx myself..) My goal is to write at least one hundred short stories.

Also thank God for spell check!!!