![]() Author has written 3 stories for Bleach. HI. :) Welcome to my profile...yeah. sooo um. Hi. :) Top Ten Reasons to Date a Swimmer: 1. They are always half naked. It wont take that long to get swimmers undressed.(GUYS ONLY) 2. They are always wet and ready to go fast. 3. They are always clean. 4. They are experts at putting on rubber. Swimmers prefer latex on head. 5. They may get tired but never stop in the middle. 6. They are always ready to dip in. 7. They are ready to go on command. 8. They can do it 4 different ways. 9. They are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people. 10. They start fast, stay strong, and finish hard Favorite Quotes: "i'm going to pretend to be dead...okay over XD" - Cousin "real fruit by real people." - Treetop can "Never fight with stupid people because they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Anonymous "Stupid, shiny Volvo owner" - Twilight "Work Incentives: work or get fired." - Sign in store "Flying is not inherently dangerous-- crashing is." - Anonymous "I love deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by." - Anonymous "Never test the depth of the water with both feet." - Anonymous "Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything." - Anonymous "You can't stop the future. You can't rewind the past. To learn the secrets you must press play." - 13 reasons why "We did not hope for the same things, but we all hoped." - Breaking Dawn "It might not change your morning. 'My wall just caved in!!' But it might just change how you see it. 'Oh, I've always wanted a skylight.'" - McDonald's Commercial "Ring around the puddle of blood A pocket full of organs Slaughter, slaughter... They all die down." - Caged Bird "There was a kid who had to write a ten page essay on the riskiest thing he ever did to get into Harvard. He turned in 10 blank pages with a small note at the bottom of the last page that said 'This is the riskiest thing I have ever done.' He got in." - Anonymous "My friend took his final and the essay question was "Why?" he wrote "Why not?" and actually got an A on it." - Anonymous "I heard of a guy who got the prompt, 'Prove the chair in front of you does not exist.' on a philosophy final. His answer, 'What Chair?' He got full credit." - Anonymous "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." - Anonymous "My sister is a demon." - Seigi no Mikata "'This is no life…' he whispered quietly, 'this is hell beyond all imaginings…'" - What about me king? "That in itself would kill you." - Finding Comfort from the Inside "Why did this disease choose me? I cannot carry it, if it's just for the word 'fate'." - 1 Litre of Tears "Do you know why planes can fly? It's because there was someone who didn't think it was impossible. The stupid thought of putting people inside a tin can and sending them aloft to the heavens. But those who believed it could really be done made it reality." - Attention Please "Brittany:'I don't want to do Britney.' "'What the hell is wrong with him?'...'I'll give you a hint. It's human, orange, and spent the night at his house last night.'...'Oh.'" - Nightstalkers "'There you go, Harry!' Ron shouted over the noise. 'You weren't being thick after all--you were just showing moral fiber!'" - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire "You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny hes got style..." - Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix "Anonymous: Why are you so pretty? "Exactly what is living in your stomach?" - Dream High "Jonghyun: Key will definitely pick himself... "Sorry I'm late. Had to stop for a snack cuz someone left me to go avenge me or somethin'" - Nightstalkers Recently New or Updated: none Upcoming Stories: none...sorry...i'm like probably not going to write anything for a while C: Girls Loves and Kisses, Me |
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