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Top Ten Reasons to Date a Swimmer:

1. They are always half naked. It wont take that long to get swimmers undressed.(GUYS ONLY)

2. They are always wet and ready to go fast.

3. They are always clean.

4. They are experts at putting on rubber. Swimmers prefer latex on head.

5. They may get tired but never stop in the middle.

6. They are always ready to dip in.

7. They are ready to go on command.

8. They can do it 4 different ways.

9. They are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people.

10. They start fast, stay strong, and finish hard

Favorite Quotes:

"i'm going to pretend to be dead...okay over XD" - Cousin

"real fruit by real people." - Treetop can

"Never fight with stupid people because they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Anonymous

"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner" - Twilight

"Work Incentives: work or get fired." - Sign in store

"Flying is not inherently dangerous-- crashing is." - Anonymous

"I love deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by." - Anonymous

"Never test the depth of the water with both feet." - Anonymous

"Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything." - Anonymous

"You can't stop the future. You can't rewind the past. To learn the secrets you must press play." - 13 reasons why

"We did not hope for the same things, but we all hoped." - Breaking Dawn

"It might not change your morning. 'My wall just caved in!!' But it might just change how you see it. 'Oh, I've always wanted a skylight.'" - McDonald's Commercial

"Ring around the puddle of blood

A pocket full of organs

Slaughter, slaughter...

They all die down." - Caged Bird

"There was a kid who had to write a ten page essay on the riskiest thing he ever did to get into Harvard. He turned in 10 blank pages with a small note at the bottom of the last page that said 'This is the riskiest thing I have ever done.' He got in." - Anonymous

"My friend took his final and the essay question was "Why?" he wrote "Why not?" and actually got an A on it." - Anonymous

"I heard of a guy who got the prompt, 'Prove the chair in front of you does not exist.' on a philosophy final. His answer, 'What Chair?' He got full credit." - Anonymous

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." - Anonymous

"My sister is a demon." - Seigi no Mikata

"'This is no life…' he whispered quietly, 'this is hell beyond all imaginings…'" - What about me king?

"That in itself would kill you." - Finding Comfort from the Inside

"Why did this disease choose me? I cannot carry it, if it's just for the word 'fate'." - 1 Litre of Tears

"Do you know why planes can fly? It's because there was someone who didn't think it was impossible. The stupid thought of putting people inside a tin can and sending them aloft to the heavens. But those who believed it could really be done made it reality." - Attention Please

"Brittany:'I don't want to do Britney.'
Kurt:'Why no Britney, Brittany?'
Brittany:'Because my name is also Britney Spears.'
Mr. Schuester:'What?'
Mercedes:'What the hell is she talking about?'
Brittany:'My middle name is Susan. My last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. Britney Spears. I lived my entire life in Britney Spears' shadow. I will never be as talented or as famous. I hope that you all respect that I want Glee Club to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.'" - Glee

"'What the hell is wrong with him?'...'I'll give you a hint. It's human, orange, and spent the night at his house last night.'...'Oh.'" - Nightstalkers

"'There you go, Harry!' Ron shouted over the noise. 'You weren't being thick after all--you were just showing moral fiber!'" - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny hes got style..." - Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"Anonymous: Why are you so pretty?
xlaydeehtwixster: mom fucked the right nigga. Which is my dad :P" - Tumblr

"Exactly what is living in your stomach?" - Dream High

"Jonghyun: Key will definitely pick himself...
Key: (without hesitation writes his name down)" - Hello Baby Season 2

"Sorry I'm late. Had to stop for a snack cuz someone left me to go avenge me or somethin'" - Nightstalkers

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Loves and Kisses,

Me