Rule 37: There is no 'overkill'. There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload'

If you have seen Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you've seen Labyrinth, then you never were a virgin. It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even in a family friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time. If you ever will see the movie Labyrinth, then you're not a virgin on credit, because your virginity will be retroactively destroyed in the future. In short, the moment that David Bowie appeared in that movie, in those tights, his Area became super powered, and devirginized the entire world. — Sarrolyne on the power of David Bowie's Area, Metaquotes

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Note: Hey ya peoples! The names Raven and I don't care what you think of me, but please be curtious and don't copy my work!? I work hard on what I do and don't want to make enemies this early on in my writing carreer, let's be friends not enemies! Also for those who have a DeviantArt account, my names G1-Ratbat and you can check out some of my works there if you like... yes I like to write stories now and again, but it's not my strong.

You Know You're An Autobot Medic When:.

o You believe that all fluid leaks stop... eventually. ( _ ...yeah.)

o You find humour in other's stupidity. (LOL)

o You believe that 90 of your patients are a poor excuse for a protoform. (. TRUE)

o Discussing dismemberment over a few rounds of high grade seems perfectly normal to you.( _ OH YEAH)

o Your idea of a good time is a full system crash at shift change. (-_- who doesn't??)

o You believe in aerial spraying of tranquillisers. (@_@ I need that!)

o You disbelieve 90 of what you are told and 75 of what you see.

o You have your time off planned for a year in advance. (Ooooo, I'ma goin to Australia!!)

o You encourage an obnoxious patient to sign a self-discharge form so you don't have to deal with them any longer. (josh -- . )

o You believe that the commanders should require a permit from the High Council to do anything more dangerous than scratch their afts. (; ok??)

o You believe that unspeakable evils will befall anyone who utters the phrase "Wow, it's really quiet isn't it?" (I do!!)

o You threaten to strangle anyone who even starts to say the aforementioned "Q" word when it is even remotely calm. (again...josh -- . )

o You have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit". (sorry I call it heaven ;)

o You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide ... Doing It Right." (Well if your gonna do it, do it right!)

o You feel that most suicide attempts should be given free access to the weapons storage facilities. (:D Yep let HIM deal with 'em)

o You have ever had a patient look you straight in the optics and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there." (O_O...)

o You have ever had to leave a patient's cubicle before you begin to laugh uncontrollably.(LOL : P)

o Your favourite hallucinogen is exhaustion. (dude Xq)

o You think that stimulants should be available in I/V form.(totally)

o You have ever restrained someone and it was not an erotic experience.(_O)

o You believe the waiting room should be equipped with a tranq. fountain.(;D)

o You want the lab to perform a "dumb as shit profile" on the latest ‘specimen’ to require your attentions.

o Your most common assessment question is: "What the hell did you think you were doing!?" ( W )

o You have ever had a patient control his seizures when offered ‘therapy’. ( . must control uncontrolable laughter)

o You believe a book entitled 'Suicide: Getting it Right the First Time' will be your next project. ( _ maybe)

o Your internal diagnostics and auto repair systems are so well developed that they’ve been known to attack the local wildlife. (hides kitten behind me I wasn't doin anything outta the ordinary! puppy face)

o You can actually differentiate between 'incredible bravery' and 'terminal stupidity'. (Who can't _)